ITT: We give advice on how to “make it”

ITT: We give advice on how to “make it”

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Step one
Stop posting here

1. always do the opposite of what Jow Forums says

Uh oh

fpbp
also here's a dirty secret: a lot of conversation seems forced because it is, that's normie conversations

paradox

Don’t take Jow Forums too seriously.

beat me to it
Unironically, fpbp.

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It's impossible to make it
If you think you've made it you never will

Making it just means improving yourself, and if you stop improving yourself you won't make it

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But doing so gets my cock rock hard, friend.

never reply to me again

>implying

Constantly break away from your comfort zone.

>she farts and shits
You are on fit, you know with people knowing that only makes it worse

>You

>You know with people knowing

What did he mean by this

I'm sorry, bud

Me accidentally a word

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>You

Always make sure you’re pushing yourself as much as possible.
Don’t stick to certain exercises because people say they’re “good workouts”. It’s a common misconception that only people who are already in shape hit plateaus, but the truth is that usually the workout you’re doing is keeping you from progressing because a certain secondary musclegroup utilized by the workout fails out early and doesn’t work out the focus muscles. If you’re stuck at 5x5 flatbench with 1pl8, then that usually means your triceps are failing out before your chest, so the focus muscle group of the exercise isn’t being workout out very well. Switch to DB press instead because it uses secondary muscle groups like triceps less.
>No lat gains on pulldown/no lat gains on rows
Switch to rows/switch to lat pulldown
>No tricep gains on tricep pushdown/no tricep gains on tricep extensions
Switch to/integrate tricep extensions or skullcrushers
>No shoulder gains on OHP
Switch to Arnolds or integrate lateral raises
>No leg gains on squat
Switch to/integrate lunges

>Lunges

This. Also Bulgarian squats

I haven’t fapped in a week but this image is seriously tempting me.

She has a gun up her ass I can see it

Besides that one

this. gains are fleeting. you will never be able to sit back and collect your capital gains (muscles)

You won't make it until you stop thinking about her as "the one" you want to chase or move in on or whatever

I don't mean this in a PUA "fuck all da bitches" way, or whatever. Respect her and shit sure, but as a potential romantic partner think of her as an option, same as you'd see one apple in a barrel at the supermarket. Always be looking at more than ine woman until you've gotten far enough down te line with one to decide to go steady. Time is finite and if you wait until you've completely failed to look elsewhere then you are doomed.

This is a super common mistake and I used up all of my 20s thinking this way, trying to get one woman at a time. None of them worked out in the long run, so what did I waste all that time for? In my head chatting up other girls was infidelity even when we weren't dating and that's straight up retarded.

If you see a cute girl, say hi. Be awkward if you have to, being awkward has better odds than not aproaching them at all. I know complete fucking losers who found wives better than them because they just never stopped swinging the bat. People say dating is a numbers game and it's not a meme. Do not be committed to a woman who isn't yet committed to you or you will lose.

Lunges kinda fuck my knees up when I do them with dumbbells, but if I do them after squat with lighter weights they’re really good.

fpbp

You don't make it till you leave Jow Forums

stop looking for completion
there is never a point where the ride is done sorry boyo

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Doing stuff like this is the conversational equivalent of Lenny petting the rabbits too hard

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Chances are you don’t know her well enough to know she’s the one for you. 80% of having a soulmate is her appreciation of you, which is created long term from your chemistry/personal connection. Just because she’s cute doesn’t mean she’s a cute person. Polar bears look really friendly and cute, but they would kill you in a second and eat you if you tried to play with them.

>fuckyeahkosetamayu.tumblr.com

Literally take Test E to make it

Fail repeatedly, but don't repeat failures.

Don't be like me

Thanks for the advice, oldfag. I saved your post to reflect on at a later time. It's just hard to see past it all, you know? I still talk to other women, but I don't have the intention of dating them. But I suppose one should never put their eggs in one basket--in my case, romanticizing a nonexistent relationship with my oneitis.

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I know it's hard emotionally but you absolutely need to break away from that kind of thinking while you're still young or you will regret it

I do okay now but I'm pretty much limited to turbo sluts if I wanna aim young and divorcees/single moms if I want close to my age, you can still land the entire adult age range without it being weird

Experience is everything

Care to expound, faggot?

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What is dude

Reflect on the mistakes he has made and learn what you can from them. Then act without repeating those mistakes

Shut the fuck up nerd and let me have my fantasies

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Just finish watching cartoons

Yeah, but I want to know what kind of mistakes that faggot made.

>But how do I stop?

You need to crash and burn or you'll be holding this torch for a long time.

The non-lethal kind

Posting on Jow Forums

Have fantasies about a girl you like as a person. Would you rather be happy with someone and share joyful, silly moments with them because you actually like each other as people, or enjoy someone for their physical attractiveness and eventually get bored of it as you set sights towards MORE attractive women.

Ok so how do I make shit happen on things I don't like? I can go to the gym easily or do things I like but when It comes to approach girls at the street or studying I cannot break myself. I hate studying and I am scared to approach but I have to. What to do Jow Forums

nah. i know the one im with is the one. she is young and has truly loved me for a long time and i have something more special than anyone has ever had. i dont need or even think about other girls

Don't hide your dick around roasties you want to bang.

Yeah, because you're actually with someone. Reading comprehension, m8

Poster which you replied to here. A lot of the things which I listed work together for a common goal. Once you nail the other personal and social aspects, you're not going to pay this chick much mind. The thing which will benefit you the most is the hobby and work aspects. Once you hone in a profession and/or hobby well enough that you get recognition for it from your peers, people in your life which draw away from these aspects will seem like they're holding you back and you begin the process of no longer loving in the past.

Meeting other women also helps so long as you're on a steady upgrade path. It's all too easy to hold on to that old oneitis if you can't do better. Once you improve yourself enough that better women come easy, she'll be a distant memory.

Be someone you're proud of. Becoming the best version of yourself includes pushing yourself in ways other than the physical. Do things that bring you satisfaction, and spend time with people who share your values.

Everytime I see a girl that does this to me, it helps to tell myself "She's not that great actually."

The ONLY way to make it is financial freedom. I'm not taking hurr durr engineer barely making 6 figures that's not going to impress anyone because girls watch Taylor Swift drink $5k bottles of bubbly. When you own your own business and become a millionaire
>Any city becomes your harem
>Everyone wants to be your friend
>You can have a beautiful condo/house wherever in the world you want
>You can eat delicious food prepared for you every meal

Like alcohol, only in social settings and then in moderation.

The Fisherman and the Businessman

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Especially that one

1. Girlfriend
2. Career (NOT job)
3. Sports
4. Hobby
5. Advanced degree
6. Philanthropy (board membership of non profits
7. Social scene (host parties, go out to social events, fundraisers, galas, etc.)
8. Be fit

It’s literally so easy to be rich and good looking and smart and happy and social, you just have to literally never waste time again and never do poor people things again

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>durr just become a millionaire
Do you realise how retarded you sound user?

wtf does that even mean you faggot

>just quit being poor xDD!!1!

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How do I become a millionaire tho?

I have all those things except I’m not a board member for non profit and I don’t feel like I’ve made it.

I have gotten MUCH more productive over the past year, partly because I bought a house a few months ago.

Something just clicked and I stopped playing so much video games and wasting a lot of time. I have trouble relaxing though. I get anxiety going to social functions where I’m not having a great time cause I think about all the other things I could be doing.

I have a great fiancé but I can’t stop looking at other girls especially at the gym. I’m at the point where I get gym QTs talking to me regularly. I know I’d be a lot worse off single but it doesn’t take away the feeling of wanting to go to town on a bunch of girls.

Not complaining. I have a great life. I’m 33 btw, anyone younger there is plenty of time for your life to come together.

made for bbc

kys faggot

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How the fuck I get a career from nothing but working in a repair shop at 29 pls advise

I'm given hope from your words but don't know how the fuck to start

You are enthralled with an idea of relationship/love/marriage with said person, not the person itself. When you realise it, its pretty easy to get over it.

Sorry I don’t really know. It might take some time getting an education and not getting paid or switching to part time for a while. I waited tables for decent money through school. It got me out debt free but I had help with tuition. I wouldn’t have gone without the help though.

Look into trades like electrician or other skilled labor. Depending where you live government work might be a good option.

It means make sure she knows you find her attractive/fuckable or you'll be DYEL zoned asap

This is the hardest pill to take. Once you've maxed your lifts, fixed your outlook, and sorted your life, there's only one thing left: leave us behind.

Be charming, be successful, dress well, be a good person.

You'll never make it. it's an abstract concept.

And how the fuck do I make her aware of my attraction without sperging out, you fucking normie fuck?

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Unironically this

also who

GIMME SOURCE ON THIS THOOOOOOOOT

why do i want to rub my benis in her soles

The same could be said with literally any women I’m keen on, at any point in my life. So, what’s your point? Maybe I am infatuated with the idea of being in a relationship or marriage, but that doesn’t mean I don’t sincerely like the woman. If I had a nickel for every time she caught me staring at her, and her staring at me. She’s Jow Forums, too, which I can infer a lot based on that. What the fuck am I even getting upset about? You’re just some faggot on the internet who’s larping as a normie, mindlessly giving out relationship advice. Fuck you.

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How do I get that last one

No matter how much I can contain my autism around people, I still feel like ripping their heads off when it’s all said and done.

No joke, get off Jow Forums. You were probably a good person before you came here.

Convert to Catholicism, friend.

I am Christian. The problem is 99% of people are awful degenerate fucks and I just can’t get over how badly I want them to burn in hell.
You might be right.

>Protestant
>Christian

Whew, laddie.

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you're never gonna make it lmao

fuck you giovanni

Fuck I know this is gonna happen to me, kind of depressing in a way.

It's a sad and lonely way to live user...trust me.