>did NoFap for a week
>ended up losing my shit at work and masturbated furiously in the toilets (without lube too ouch)
>got cum on my shirt and had to drown it in water and then deoderant and pray nobody noticed
What was the point of this shit again? Why did I fall for this meme?
Why do u need lube to mastubate? I get it can be a luxury but just rub it out
>Needing lube to fap
Wat
Unless you're one of those weirdos that jerks off for hours at a time nofap is pointless
at least you not watch porn while on toilet. progress, user, some progress at least
Have you tried practising fapping without porn first?
I struggle to understand how you could be so addicted to masturbating that you'd do it at work in a shitty bathroom though.
If you dont masturbate dry youre a serial killer
feels better plus it helps with sensitivity since you aren't death gripping your dick
>be an addicted shitstain without self control
>wahhh why did I fail this practice of willpower and self control?
If you have so little self control that a week of nofap makes you jerk it at work, you have a problem.
We don't know his race
This, just grab the skin and rub up and down, you don't fuck your hand like a pussy. Feels better when you just grab it, and I'm circumcised...
>1 week of nofap is too hard
Strike one
>hurts without lube
Strike two
>being so retarded that you can't aim away from your torso (literally what were you doing?)
yeerrrrrr OUT
It hurts when I don't use lube
That's where you're wrong
I was planning on rubbing one out for this girl I wanna bang because I heard it makes you more Chadlike but I never got a chance
I'm white
>reading comprehension
I said shitstain, not shitskin.
>It hurts when I don't use lube
W-what? Did your dad never teach you how to masturbate? Did your middle school gym teacher not cover this?
Unfortunately no. It burns my dick.
>burns muh dick
Wash your fucking hands first
Thisnis obviously a discussion between a cut and an uncut person. Mutilated dicks are unabked to masturbate naturally
>hurts when I don't use lube
This is what soy does to men. Srs though i usually do no lube but once in a while I used my spit as lube. Feels much better when I used spit
I'm cut and lube has always been completely optional. OP is doing something wrong.
He's probably been doing it for so long that his dick is super sensitive and has never been exposed. Kind of like a kid that never went outside so his body was never able to fight viruses or other diseases so he ends up hospitalized the first time he gets a cold