You wake up as Potatoman (pic related). How do you start fixing yourself?

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install gentoo

>diet
>lift
>smash about a gram of tren

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Damn the feels....

I hope her respawns as a chad he deserves it he has a kind heart. Also that girl that noticed him is a bro

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I don't. He's perfect. He knows he's dumb and unattractive, yet finds Joy in his relationships. He's a lot better than you guys.

I have a legit retarded friend that types like this. He always talks to me about how he hopes he finds someone and i just have to lie to him because he's actually retarded

1) Build HUGE back muscles
2) Develop terrible posture and hypnosis.
3) Learn to parkour and climb buildings
4) Move to Paris
5) Finally become the hunchback of notre dame.

Start lifting + Dieting, get a clean haircut and a good looking pair of glasses, start exfoliating and washing out my pores to get rid of acne, and dress with good looking clothes. Would be set after the two years of lifting

Kek
>shave
>skincare routine
>throw out all the shit food in my house and get good shit
>stay losing weight with exercise

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I go to the nearest wall mart or whatever american fag place you can buy guns and I kill myself

He gets more pussy than all of you combined.
Should've just been yourself.

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save up for surgery, kms if that turns me into a boganoff

Attractive people get more 1-on-1 positive attention from adults and other peers as kids, as adolescents, and as teenagers. That works out to countless additional learning opportunities. Do you think a teacher ever called on this kid in class or built his confidence with softballs?
He was probably destined for a 100 IQ but lack of stimulation made him a sub 85 IQ idiot, too.

Pussy magnet.

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if I were irreparably ugly through plastic surgery, I would at least get plastic surgery to try to make myself look intimidating like the Red Skull or Terminator or something, then maybe front a metal band or something and use it as a gimmick

Lift, roid and try to become a WWE wrestler

go back 2 r9k

My retarded friend has a learning disability. He was born retarded. He's not stupid. He's actually retarded.

Become a monster powerlifter

I'm not that user that you replied to but do you really believe otherwise?
Just some personal experience but I was treated much differently when I lost a shit ton of weight and started to lift.

saying that you lost 15 iq points and you're so #oppressed for not beign attractive is pure Jow Forums

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I'd this what flyover people look like?

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Do steroids because why not at that point.

Imagine you put someone like Chris Hemsworth and this guy in a room and make them talk for two hours. What would they talk about?