How do you cope?

>Obese
>Never worked out
>Fucked all your waifus

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What is there to cope about? He gives me stuff to fap to.

Not Victoria though pheew

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I had a qt 3.14 gf when I was 120kg we fucked every weekend and holiday nonstop. But she was fucking insane, worst 3 years of my life. But I had loads of sex.

Now I'm 104kg, I lifted 16kg away, 19kg left

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You just KNOW!

This guy is unironically my hero. Who here
>/liftsfordan/?

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Can someone remind who this guy is?

Dan "get in my van and sit on my can" Schneider

Dan Schneider, the creator of evey fucking shitcom of nickelodeon, watch this youtu.be/6ltAVRyeqHk

Did he fuck Emily Rata? That is my waifu

And slobbered grease all over her feet

I'll kill him

Why tho? She begged for hiis Nick

THATS MY WAIFU

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>his waifu is the biggest whore in Hollywood

user I...

Is she really known to be a sloot? Genuinely curious. I think she's married now.

Dan "If you want a show, lemme suck on your toes" Schneider

>Is a woman who does nothing put post nudes a sloot?

Dan "hold her tighter, she's a fighter" Schneider

>nick waifus

bruh i could tell back when all that was a thing that they were getting turned out. fuck outta here i don't waifu trash

I don’t need to cope. I’m not any kind of “-let”

just come here to shitpost and get an ego boost lol

Dan "Wham Bam, thank you Ma'am" Schnieder