Come home after gym

I live in a weed legal city. lot of degenerates on the street going to 420 festival, but they all at least had friends.

I even get jealous of the homeless people, because at least they have people to hang with

get drunk and listen to slowdive and cry my dude its very effective

I'll be your friend, m8, no homo.

>turn 25
>too old to fuck hot women
>health starts failing
>everyone sees you as "that old guy"

lmao you're delusional.

Your mindset is self-destructive. if only you knew.

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So what you gon do about it fag. Making friends is the same as any other skill

Yeah but how do you train a skill that you need to even start training? Especially at an age where no one really wants to be your friend.

FUCK YOU I LITERALLY AM DOING THE SAME EXACT THING DOWN TO THE THAI PLACE WITH HAPPY TABLES OF PEOPLE

>currently sitting alone in my room getting wasted on a friday night

Boy if my younger self could see this he'd have offed himself a while ago.

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>tfw you are cashier and ask girl how she is
She says good (no good thanks, and you?) and leaves it
Random guy or girl comes up and comments on something they’re buying
The two of them suddenly become best friends.

>girl is interested and appears to be miring
You flirt with them and they say ok and stop talking

>girl flirts with her boyfriend
Look I just want to Putin’s your shit in a bag, take your ,only and let you go home and do whatever.
Can you please not squeeze your girlfriends ass for 3 minutes?

When women walk around you.

youre that crrepy 35 year old guy in a 3 piece suit who hangs out in anime conventions and "student nights" arent you?

fuck thats disgusting

been so lonely all week. Just asked crush if she wants to come over and hang out tonight. wish me well, lads.

get a hobby where you have to hang out with other people dummy. these days everybody has a website/facebook group/discord/whatever for their local thing that you can join and then meet up with the people there IRL. the specifics really depend on your interests

he's probably mocking the fact that americans are fucking sick. I know garbage europeans, of course, but I still know more of them who start businesses even at 50, who sail across oceans, climb mountains, act like actual men. americans watch sports and television and don't even go outside much.

dying at 25 is just silly, but I understand why someone might regret their youth. doesn't mean their whole life has to suck. get interested in something not shallow and vapid

Struck a nerve?

Why would anyone that age socialize with mentally retarded children? You're as dumb as a fucking sack of shit.

i believe user

For years I thought nothing of my loneliness but even the most introverted introverts need contact. My tank is empty lads, I sit at a computer all day and have no contact outside of skyping or emailing coworkers. Think I'm going to sign up to build houses with habitat for humanity or something, I'm crushed by isolation. It finally got to me.

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5 months in a new City. No friends the gym is the only place outside work I go. God help me 25 sux

Get out there: go to hobbies,groups, casual sport teams etc.

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>live with parents at 25 because loser
>they've been on vacation for 2 weeks so house to myself, coming home tomorrow
>go to dispensary literally down street from work with a few coworkers because 4/20
>never bought weed before, barely ever smoked it, look like retard, just bought pre-rolled thing
>actually contemplated asking coworkers what they are doing to see if i could tag along especially since one lives a few minutes away from work and i like her dog but instead just say "see ya" and go home
>gonna smoke it tonight in backyard alone since I'll never be able to when parents get back

who /manchild/ here

>who /manchild/ here

I'm 27 and browse a racist anime inspired fitness forum with a frog mascot. It doesn't get much worse than this. Going to read myself to sleep now. Good night everyone.

Fuck this made me feel

Hey, hey user I’ll make you feel better
(At least you’re able to read)

Retard. Nobody can even tell the difference between a 20 year old and a 25 year old.

Where do you live user? You can hang out with me an my mates if you want

Do it man. I volunteer with Habitat once a year and it's definitely worth it. You'll feel better and it might be the nudge you need to get out of your rut.

Another 25yrs old manchild reporting in. My life consists of going to work and spending the rest of my time alone in my room. I have no friends and even my coworkers started to avoid me. Life is truly suffering.

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>live with parent at 34 cos divorce raped

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at least my small group of coworkers i am around most often invite me to occasional things they do, but i know it's more out of necessity like because i'm there, might as well as me, rather than because they actually want me there

>tfw coworkers are all early 30s while i'm 25 and ive been working with them for a little over a year and i don't even have their phone numbers
>tfw we sit at the lunch table and they show each other stuff on their phones and don't show me

>work at two jobs
>each has a 2/2 graphic so when I have time off in one I can work at another
>tfw for the sake of bigger wage at one job I go to other city by train and it take 2 hours each way.
>basically the whole life is wake up, eat breakfast, go to gym, take a shower go to work, go home, sleep.

t-the hive mind is just a meme r-right??
>Thai restaurant
Fuck.

I feel you bro

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Do you have an intermediate programme? Or anymore pics like this?

>having a great day
>walk outside
>notice people actually having a fun with friends
>ruin my mood for the rest of the day

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Ok, where do you live and if you're close we'll go out skirt chasing, deal?

The only guy who wanted make friends with me was that neighbour 50-something guy that couldn't stop talking about govermental microchips in our teeth and bones.

Probs because they sense desperation user. No worries though, you can change that. Just do a highly active volunteer group, martial arts club or sports team, religious group, and maybe a cooking/special interest class. Go to these 1-2 nights a week on average each. Then just let the months go by, and it’ll happen naturally. And guess what, I bet your coworkers will include you more too :). We’re all gonna make it mate.

And if you tend to be introverted, give yourself a break for wanting alone time once in awhile.

That last feel
Too close to home friend

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are you me ?

>Got shitfaced with friends in the barracks
>Really fun, we just bullshit around all night
>About 12 AM
>Start sobering up
>Since I was then the most sober one (still fucked up) I am sent to go look and see if there is beerpong or something going on in the dayroom
>As I'm crossing over to the next building hear someone yell "Hey!"
>There are like 9 people around a bonfire
>"Come join us man."
>"Who is that? Do I know you?"
>"I don't think so, come on man pull up a chair."
>"...Ok."
>Start singing normie stuff like Post Malone and what not with them drinking a little more
>qt stops me
>"Is your phone ringing?"
>Friends were calling me wondering where the fuck I'm at
>I didn't even know where I was at anymore
>I give her my phone so she can give them directions
>She asks me to dance
>Tell her I don't know how but then start doing the most retarded shuffle ever while sloshing beer around
>She starts recording me and asks if its cool to put it up on snapchat
>"Yeah!"
>Sit down because my stomach started to hurt
>Hear her whisper to her friend I'm funny and cute
>Friends show up
>"Dude beerpong is going on over in 762 lets go."
>"Nah man I'm gonna stay."
>"user you're fucked up."
>They pick me up and bring me home
>Haven't slept at all
>Angry at everyone including myself

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Are you allowed off base like that? What country do you serve for?

America

And what do you mean? I never left base.

is this some kind of pasta?

Chances are that he was a loner too.

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>Friday morning
>skip workout because I'm a faggot
>get mad at myself for it
>eat breakfast
>write code
>eat lunch
>write code
>eat dinner
>play dark souls and SUPERHOT until I fall asleep
>today
>wake up
>run, do calisthenics
>eat breakfast
>am about to write more code
The lovely life of a software dev -_-

Where do you live?

Yeah, you think it's fun? Here's my story:
>go out with friends to new city
>enjoy a hole in the wall restaurant then walk to the nearest bar
>get pretty toasty and there is this hot grill i'm mirin
>finally work up the balls to go to talk to her and ask for her number
>say, "hey me and my friends are leaving and i think you're pretty cute. can i get your number"
>even have the phone out with the contact screen like muh pick up artists
>grill literally just says, "no."
>no laugh, no embarrassment even though i did it in front of her friends, no smile, no courtesy
>just, "no."
>play it off waving my hand in her face saying "never mind then"
>really was embarrassed as fuck on the inside i let a mire get to that point
>realize i'm not a chad
>realize, once again, it's all about height, face, frame
>realize even though I can diddly 5 pl8 it doesn't matter because i have an ugly mug
>realize i'm just king of the manlets at 6 ft
>realize i got cucked hard
Had I just stayed home yesterday and shit posted here, I never would have gotten embarrassed or depressed. So fuck you. Enjoy your no friends life faggot or you'll do stupid shit like me.

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Lol
What a turd

y-you too

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I wish I had your problems.

is there a place to do sports besides lifting near your place? bouldering or climbing? or another activity?
you are not alone dude

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you are a faggot

why does she have to give you her number if you are such a crybaby?

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im one of those "degenerates" going to my city's weed festival, using terms like degenerate about weed is why you have no friends

You don't need friends, you need the right friends.

What do they do on Friday night? Go to the pub\club\disco? That's awful, i did that for 10 years, and i was sick and tired. And the people who do that, they where even more sickening and tire weary.

The problem is not finding "friends", is fining the right ones.

UNFORTUNATELY, it's not always the case.

Like, how many "friends" you think you can find who will like to talk about the shit you attend Jow Forums for?

Tell us one of you most favorite hobby\interest, and try making an estimation of how many people are needed to be able to find 1 whole person with the same interest. What are the chances to become friend with that person?

was just sat in the park reading a book as it’s a sunny day. felt good and all but couldn’t help but feel that today would be a perfect day to have some friends to share a beer with..

Go to the bar and make friends.

>dude join a sports team
not interested in any sports
>dude go to bars
I don't drink
>dude get a hobby
I've lost all interest in mine

one of the few joys left to me (bonsai) was ruined when my neighbor's mutt destroyed my tree a few weeks back. haven't left my apt for anything other than gym, work or groceries in 2 years or so now

well, if it makes you feel better, if you hold down your mouse-click when you select "I'm not a robot", you can actually avoid the reCaptcha puzzles

>25
>old
nigger my parents had their first kid at 38 what the fuck are you on about

Anyone else finding it difficult to diet/eat right and talk to your friends about not partaking in bad food/drink at the same time?

People kinda shame me for starting to be strict(er) than I was in my quest to get nice and lean.

is that why you're autistic?

>24,
>drank 16 beers yesterday alone and trolled the internet till 3am
>drunk messaged tinder thots

Hungover and gonna grab some shitty food, idk if I'm depressed as fuck

it feels bad now but you become stronger from this. You think chad gives a single fuck that this some cunt doesn't want his dick? He gets rejected and literally never has another thought about it. One thing chad doesn't do is miss opportunities because he's afraid. Pretend to be chad for long enough and some day you might wake up next to 2 girls you fucked the previous night and realize you ARE chad

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Wait. This sounds like a good night wtf are you on about

Im 23 and some 20 year olds in uni class look way older than me. One has a Vegeta hairline and is not even 20.

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GET OUT OF MY BOARD PETERSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pick a language.

Pick a grammar book
Pick the 500 most used words of that language and memorize them.
To this every time you feel depressed. Learn a tense, learn 10 words, repeat the previously learnt words.

Quit escapism. Feel your pain. It's only gonna get worse if you continue. I am your age and I know it.

Ok

hits too close to home. The loneliness hurts

this is me but 28

Is this fucking r9k?
This place is for Chad's who fuck and people getting ripped. FUCK OFF.

On the bright side they probably thought you were ordering food for two. Bulking has its benefits.

Actually, I smoke weed everyday. I was talking about the drifter dred head tattooed degenerates. Nothing wrong with smoking weed, but the culture is not something I would ever want to be part of

Lady at my restaurant calls me “Big man”(4u) and stopped charging me for extra chicken on pad thai.

are you me

fpbp

how do you show desperation? it isn't like a sit there asking them all the time about what they are doing and asking if i can go or anything like that. i just sit there, and if they happen to invite me to some activity on a friday after work i'll say yes, how is that desperation?

I believe chads are born, not made. you either have it or you dont.

>went to dispensary down street from work on 4/20
>they have large green balloons outside the door
>put up tables with free chips and stuff like that
>go inside and the employees literally are wearing all black blazers shirts and pants and shoes with fuckin earpieces like they are federal agents

i assume all dispensaries arent that corny

a lot of those places are really pompous anyway because it's a big novelty for tourists

well this was in san francisco maybe that's why

>tfw i had no idea what i was doing in there and literally just bought some pre-rolled blunt called "purple urkel" because i liked steve urkel
>didn't even know how to light the thing and fucked it up

You’re up to something dude. I had never been to church, my boss invited me to go last Easter, I went because nothing else to do. I was confused the whole time, no idea what to do on church, when it finished I got to meet a lot of nice people, there was qts Christians everywhere, I’m thinking of go again desu

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not, sure I avoided dispensary like the plague yesterday. Stocked up on Wednesday before all the shitty tourist came.

>racist anime inspired fitness forum with a frog mascot
Comfiest place on the Internet and I'll fight anybody who says any other platform is better.

>tfw ditched stoned friends because all we did was sit indoors getting high and they would mooch off me
>got Jow Forums
>1.5 years later I still don’t have new friends
>gf is supportive of me but can tell she wants me to socialise
>everyone is so closed off these days cause of phones etc that no one talks
>not even spaghetti monster I can talk to people just fine and I’m confident
>Can’t even hang out with colleagues cause I’m the youngest guy there at the ripe old age of 24
>The next youngest guy is 31
>The next 36, the next 40 and the rest are pushing 50/60
>They all think I’m cool because I’m young and Jow Forums but we have no other point of references with each other, other than football

I dunno, feel like I’m stuck in a bubble.

You do realize who is the one judging you?

kek