Day 2 NoFap NoPorn god help me

Day 2 NoFap NoPorn god help me

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>starting NoFap in the horniest month of the biological calendar
Do you hate yourself?

Pardon me?

It’s mating season retard.

It’s still cold here. Not a short skirt to be seen in 500 miles

>April
>mating season
Humans don't have mating seasons you retard. If anything the winter months would be the mating season considering humans are stuck inside and get bored.

Same here, we're gonna make it.

Day 2 for me and every time I see a woman on the street I feel a strong urge to overpower and rape her on the spot. Feels good desu.

That’s nothing, soon seeing literally any curved surface or line will give you a rock hard erection

if anything december is the horniest month

lol wat

>Day 2 NoFap NoPorn god help me
I can break your no fap

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These "Drunk Hot Girls in Shameless Position" ads on here got me fucked up

I'm already getting that too. I was walking behind a girl earlier and I got a boner while imagining her naked.
I think the true test here is not actually trying to rape someone.

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I'm on day five of nofap and my balls are getting painful like i can activity feel them when walking or sitting like theyre bruised. Wat do?

>day 120 of nofap

hairline and thin spot came back, which is amazing. I also am less of a pervert and girls pay more attention to me.

Side effects: I view 99% of people as unworthy. Don’t look or talk to ugly/negative people. Busted a nut during a makeout sesh. Porn isn’t attractive to me anymore. Beard is growing too fast to shave. More energy in the morning. Better reaction times. More muscle mass. Ass is no longer a Hank Hill ass (???)

So far so good, though.

Squat stretches! it helps immensely.

how often do you have sex?

It's going to be significantly harder if you stay in front of your computer all day

I have a few FWBs i met on tinder but frequent sex was making me feel as depressed as nofap.

I hit up a booty call twice a month. I think that’s the perfect amount + when my balls are stacked I can go three rounds easy/stay hard after cumming.

I’m trying to do it less and take the hard route by meeting girls IRL. After a booty call I always think “hmm i could be meeting my soulmate right now.”

Going to cut out casual sex completely soon or at least cut to once a month

sauce

Day 5 for me, so crushed with depression though I'm not even tempted.

have you just stopped watching porn or cut out masturbation entirely

both. I haven’t jacked off since an intense LSD trip months ago

Lmao don't get me wrong nofap/noporn are great experiences but don't trick newfags into believing its some cheat code to life.

t. day 311 of nofap

congrats man, very interested in what you said about your hairline. im beginning to lose mine at what seems to be a premature age and I jack off an obscene amount, so that might have something to do with it. either way, you've inspired me to get back on the wagon, so thanks

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April is the cruellest month. Breeding
Wojaks isn't in girls' plans. He is
Cringiness and desire, stirring
Chad hopes with spring gains.

You might be a homosexual.

Onions

nice

nice.

Day 5 here. My dreams feel fucking real. I mean like FUCKING real. when i wake up, i dont know where is am and what day it is.