>first it was oats
>then it was nofap
>now its onions
You guys are too gullible. What's the next great big thing Jow Forums discovers that will boost their T levels?
Did you guys know that pounding your trap gfs prostate multiple times a day releases more testosterone for you and makes your gainz bigger? true facts
maca + ginseng + ginko biloba + ginger root + garlic
>2018
>not stealing your trap gfs testosterone via anal sex
Tfw no qt 3.14 trap gf
it was never about oats or onions you massive faggot. these are all memes everybody tricks newfags into for kekz
nofap is the only legit thing this board shills though. imo nofap is stronger than 250mg of test a week from personal experience. srs
>The the traps face when he hears the straw-sucking sounds coming from your anus.
does rubbing my own prostate give me test boost? (srs)
Celery comes next.
Potassium Suppositories
Cold showers / No deodorant / raw meat & eggs
Noshower and nopoop is the only way to go
Spanking your own ass to encourage fat redistribution to the ass.
>pound trap and estrogen comes out from your body to be absorbed by her butt
oats work fag
There are actually some studies that seem to indicated that prostate milking and orgasms in that way reduce the odds of certain diseases and improve sperm production and virility.
Is it really up to the hype? Been trying to motivate myself to do it.
Another day, another thread deliberately missing the point
>is it really up to the hype
No.
There's literally no evidence it does anything other than give the most miniscule of T gains.
The only point at which you should consider nofap is if you're addicted to porn to an unhealthy degree. It's actually funny how the vast majority of people who constantly shill for nofap and spew their shit everywhere turn out to be into sissy hypnosis and trans girls and so on. Basically clearly repressed people trying to shove themselves back into the closet by deluding themselves into thinking porn and fapping made them crave dicks in their mouth.
>trap gf
>gf
day 4 of nofap
Is this really worth it?
Most people here are doing nobrain without realizing it
>the story of Samson was real
>growing your hair out actually will increase your test
Most of the value is probably based on not spending time fapping and it being a discipline exercise, the only significant value would be noporn if anything. I did it for a couple months in high school and noticed being a lot more driven. I'm doing it again right now and a month in I haven't noticed much difference other than wasting less time, but I don't see many qts on a day to day basis. I think it has something to do with the pseudoscience about your work ethic/motivation being tied to your sex drive.
>nobrain
I lose it holy shit.
I can see this being the next big thing
>Jow Forums did u know that increasing neural activity has been shown to decrease T gains
It's 100% placebo
If you feel any better or "more confident", that's just because you've been told that's what you're supposed to feel
In reality things won't be any different
Oats was pretty good advice, I guess I should try the no fap and onion diet.
me on the right
Snorting termite eggs
Testosterone levels decrease after you eat sugar, which is likely because the sugar leads to a high insulin level, another factor leading to low testosterone
>nofap is the only legit
No fap is lower T levels after one week, higher stress, increasing your risk of prostate cancer, damages your long term sex drive, and can cause shrinkage all for a placebo effect
>B-but I feel more motivated and desperate to talk to girls
Because you're a fucking porn addicted loser and removing porn from your life is what's actually motivating you as you desperately seek a replacement for that stimulus
steroids?
yes and no, you get T gains after 1 week then it diminishes. Its more of a mental thing that it fixes
>you get T gains after 1 week then it diminishes.
This had been debunked multiple times you brainlet
You can get dopamine addicted to fapping just as easily as getting dopamine addicted to porn. Both nofap and noporn are applicable depending on whether you're addicted to either or both
>It's 100% placebo
The affects of breaking an addiction are not placebo
Man you are talking about me. Tfw I dont even like traps and have plenty of available girls but for some reasom I want a fucking mistress. I was thinking of doing noporn to get the fetishes under controll. Fuck me
Yeah, like evil porn forced you to like that degenerate stuff
Me on the left.
coffee enemas
How the fuck do I find a trap gf
Mfw that's really a thing
>tfw no fap + 600 test
Nobody but spastics believe nofap. It's so blatantly obvious that it's a borderline cult shilled by a diploma mill group
you didn't see /fast/ yet?
OH yeah, auschwitzing. Giant and stupid meme diet
Sauce?
>Cut all dairy out of your diet
>Eat only Red meat and unsaturated fats
>6-oxo and Letrozole Femara every day
Your T/E ratio should be like 1 Million: 0.00001
it unironically did.
That sounds plausible. Where 2 get trap gf?
#notrap
>trap
>gf
Pick 1
I'm waiting for it too m8
Shindo L - Metamorphosis (Emergence)
oats may be a meme but i still eat them every day because of how good they are
all in on ashwagandha
Ice balls. Ice your balls, it feels good, increases sperm production and I guarantee it increases test too. I've been putting an icepack on my balls before bed and am feeling way more hight test.
effects
I agree though
God damn. I would fuck >her in the ass so hard and make >her feminine dick squirt everywhere and fill up her tight butt with my man cream.
>tried this
>had to go to hospital for severe burns
do NOT do this
It is a woman
Fuck.
that's the spirit
Never change fit
would pound purple hair 150%
if you wouldn't youre a low test faggot.
Fasting... oh wait
newfag on Jow Forums here can anyone give me a memedown on this onion thing?
>inb4 lurk moar
I will, just tell me this once
there's this study where rats were injected a shitload of onion juice into their stomachs and apparently it multiplied their testosterone.
so naturally some anons memed the shit out of eating a ton of raw onions everyday to increase test.
serious question, where can I find a trap gf in the UK? where is the trap dating app?
what are you implying... that it doesn’t??
Me in the middle.
What's wrong with oats?
no it didn't you fucking degenerate
not even the guy you replied to, but it is the root cause of his degenerate fantasies
there's a reason israel broadcasts porn exclusively in captured territory, its brainpoison.
Oats and squats needs to come back.
Isley have you learned yet?
Onions
I didn't even know oats were a meme about T level. I just like oats because they work out well as an energy source before workouts.
You need to kill yourself you retarded nigger