So i got the shit beaten out of me some time ago and i couldn't eat hard foods. I ended up fasting for 3 days

So i got the shit beaten out of me some time ago and i couldn't eat hard foods. I ended up fasting for 3 days.
Is that a good way to start dieting, Jow Forums?

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Tell us the story about you getting beaten up

story time op

Nothing really interesting, i got reaaaally drunk, got attacked by a dog, tried to fight the dog and it's owner beat me up. After that some random girls brought me home.

moherfucker you got assaulted and would 100% win the trial if taken to court.

My old roomie got sucker punched, then sucker kicked at a bar. He spent 3 months with his jaw wired shut. He was kind of chubby. At one point he tried to put different McDonald's dollar menu items into a blender and drink it.

I don't think he lost any weight but the rest of us got shredded obliques from all the lulz

i know, but i kind of feel like it's karmic justice for all the stupid shit i've done that day. Plus i don't remember his face and there were no cameras. I don't remember the whole accident really, i was told about it later by those girls.

>accident
incident

fixed

whoa, what kind of a Jow Forumsguy can break a jaw in one punch?
> At one point he tried to put different McDonald's dollar menu items into a blender and drink it.

Why

I doubt a dog tried to attack you, probs just jumped up and you punched it
Well deserved beating imo (to be honest)

Not too hard to remember the dogs breed, general location, use pet register to track down the owner, get the dog put down and the owner arrested. Stupid pet owners deserve everything bad and more.

Then again you're lucky some random girls were nice enough to be samaritans to you.

>Well deserved beating imo (to be honest)

I think so too, actually. That's why i'm not really angry about it. Plus, it's nothing serious. Just a split lip and a couple of bruises.

chances of a dog actually going for you are low af unless you live in niggerville as a dog biting someone is a death sentence for said dog and any dog that would attack is usually expensive as fuck, shitbulls not included

next time don't be a twat

He got punched, staggered, and then kicked. It was the kick that did it.

The McDonald's blender meals can be explained in two words
>chubby
>wisconsinite

Poor guy

Yeah we felt bad for him but for that entire summer he was the only one getting laid so it all evened out.

Was a bit of a blow to the self esteem that the guy who couldn't talk had a girlfriend and the other 3 of us didn't. Oh well. At least he had some love.

lel

It's all good, ask /fast/

Did you at least bang those girls afterwards?

I was wasted, dirty and with blood all over my face and shirt. I don't think i left a good impression.

They probably thought you were the bad boy type and were wetting themselves. You blew it OP

Well, i guess you cant be Fedor when you’re not used to brawls.

Lotta ppl brag about it, they’re basically lyin.

Start boxing nigga

Dog was probably being happy and exited and you interpreted it as an attack, hit the dog and the dog owner got mad as hell. Or you have a seriously bad bitemark on your leg or hand that hurts like absolute hell, bc that is what would have happend if the dog really attacked you.