Other than Melanotan, what will help me achieve dat dere golden sun kissed skin?
Other than Melanotan, what will help me achieve dat dere golden sun kissed skin?
Henry Harris
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Hunter Davis
carrots
Ryan Clark
The sun
Gabriel Cruz
wild guess user, the sun?
Robert Powell
Sunny D and vodka, but make sure you pass out outside and start drinking very early to maximize how much sun you're exposed to while passed out.
Brody Cook
>wanting skin cancer
Parker White
I work outside lads. Been out in the sun for 21 hours in the last 4 days. Only slightly browner.
Noah Bailey
I have ghost white skin so ymmv. The perfect combo: 1 jarrow carotenall, 10mg pqq, 50mg pycnogenol. The carotenall gives orange pigmentation, pqq is a deep red (less pink than astaxanthin) and the pycnogenol is a nice bronze. All have been shown to accumulate in the skin.
Caleb Collins
Go outside
Anthony Wood
What if OP does go outside?
Kayden Bailey
Don't have anglosaxon lobster genes.
Carter Price
pale = absolute beauty
don't let shitskins try to convince you otherwise, don't ruin your perfect skin.
Sebastian Young
Brainlet
>perfect skin
>looks like he's never been outside before
Next you're going to tell me your beer gut is a symbol of your Nordic culture too
How cold is it where you live?
Colton Howard
>implying you can tan and be safe
You LITERALLY cannot.
Sun 'tans' are really just sun burns. Its your skin screaming at you to get the fuck out of a radioactive laser.
John Walker
I have been able to tan much easier since taking vitamin d, i guess my body thinks "well i have enough vitamin d now, i dont have to be pale anymore to make it now"
Dylan Hughes
Thats not how D or sun tanning works you absolute twat
You've just been spending more time in the sun
Ayden Baker
>literally being afraid to go outside because of muh cancer
>probably does/eats most of this cancer.gov
Holy shit go back to your cave
Hunter Edwards
Be Greek
Aaron Hill
Inject nigger cells into you
Nathaniel Morris
That's asking too much from 4chin incels
Aaron Hernandez
>>literally being afraid to go outside because of one of the most common forms of cancer that anyone can get and is extremely difficult to spot
>wants a 'tan' because he has to conform to marketing
You are the ultimate cuck.
Landon Sullivan
Only incel is you! Piece of filth, gtfo from this board, NOW!!!!!!!!
Noah Clark
>literally being afraid to go outside because of one of the most common forms of cancer that anyone can get and is extremely difficult to spot
>thinks not spending time outside is going to save him from any form of cancer
Lmao at you. Just off yourself right now and save yourself the almost literal coin flip percentage of getting it any form of cancer in the future
>wants a 'tan' because he has to conform to marketing
I don't want a tan. I have a tan. I've played sports you know and yes sorry I do go outside sometimes. I don't want spend more than 30 minutes outside however cancer and all that. I'm sure you get it
>You are the ultimate cuck
>literally afraid of going outside when the suns out
>y-you're the c-cuck
Tell me more from your basement window with your 9 layers of spf 45 and your long sleeve shirt in 90F
Adrian Gutierrez
>tfw so white, you reflect 99.9% of the sunrays
>tfw so white, tanning makes you blue/purpleish instead of brown
>tfw so white, any tan you get peels off in a few days
Leo Cook
I'd say that's pretty white
Ryder Price
Lol tldr
Enjoy the cancer and your sunburnt leather aged jerky skin you old hag.
Nathan Adams
I'm a mailman and it's the same for me wait until may.
Eli Morris
>he says as he still dies from cancer in his basement
>a-at least I had a valid excuse to stay inside
Landon Wilson
Breathing indoor air can give you cancer too user.
William Phillips
This, Ive added 1-2 carrots per day into my diet and it has had a definite effect on my skin, I will reduce to 1 now since its getting sunny all the time though.
Jose Peterson
Move to California, waste 75% of your salary on a 1b1ba apartment that you split with three other people in some shitty part of LA that's now "gentrified" because you live there and you're white, get a lease on a convertible PT Cruiser, get stuck in traffic every day during rush hour (ie any hour) on the 5 or 405, put the top down, and soak up any sunlight that can penetrate the thick layer of smog that hangs above you and then think to yourself "wow we never get sunshine in [MIDWESTERN STATE]"
Ethan Watson
Colloidal silver
Sebastian Brooks
>Everyone is amerimutt
Fuck off mate Britain is where it’s at as long as you ain’t in London or Manchester or Birmingham or Newcastle or Liverpool or Leeds or Leicester or derby or york or Nottingham or any seaside town north of Kent. Absolute mug mate, never gonna make it
Caleb Green
How much could this niqqa squat?
Gavin Perry
Only in the american’s mind are the only two options never going outside to avoid the sun, or getting terminal skin cancer immediately after exposure to the sun
Landon Jackson
>Only one shot at life
>born raza de bronce
Feels good that I don't have to worry about tanning.
OP I would honestly rec spray tan or those tanning lotions that kind of stain your skin. I've known a few gueros who got skin cancer in like their 40s and sun tanning just seems too risky if one is lighter skinned
Jose Williams
10/10 post
Kek'd heartily
Lincoln Perez
Fuckin kek
Austin Flores
I bet you're american
Only americans obsess this much with skin tanning
Christian Ward
ded