Where my /sip/ boys at?
Where my /sip/ boys at?
This is a coffee board.
Obviously not
What's the point of zero calorie energy drinks?
>energy drink
>has no energy
Been on red bull sugar free lime and purple for a week now and Ho Lee Fuk, game is changed
Look at this dood
You: disgusting red bull gulper
Me: noble monster sipper
Rate me bois
I knows it's not monster but it's got that concentration
How does it feel drinking the inferior beverage
I have been sipping diet blood orange coke. The cans are tall. I pretend they're energy drinks.
>Drinking cancer made by jews.
Never gonna make it.
Literally all the good things in life
>Not drinking Rockstar Organic
The owner of the company's father is literally a nutritionist. Rockstar is WAY CLEANER than Monster, Red Bull and most other energy drinks. Just make sure to read the label. Get the no food coloring/no sugar.
I FOUND SIPS INSIDE GORILADS ASHOLE GUESS WHAT I DIDE? I STILL DRINK FROM IT TASTE TASTE TASTE
>tfw sip god-tier glorious Yerba Mate
>better effects, less chems
>sips are still really good tho
...
>drinking anything other than pic related
You fuckers are stupid as shit
nah m8
Where my bang bros at?
>Bang bros
on the way to sip hell
Bang bang
the ultimate sip
Fuck the pick is sideways
~0.25g SUPER CREATINE in Bang
~5g in a teaspoon
literally one twentieth of a regular serving, why even bother including it?
the large amount of caffeine makes people thirsty enough already without sucking more water to creatine
>Had purple sips twice today
Help me Jow Forums
Lmao, the Monster Shill marketing team is at full force with the "le funny sip memes". I also see a couple of deluded faggots that tag along.
Anyone who unironically drinks this chembomb garbage literally kill yourself
That's why you add your own like a true chad
Sounds like you need a sip, sir.
A-are these joke threads?
ive been frequently having 800-900 mg of caffeinie a day. am i gonna die
can i get a quick rundown on the benefits of drinking that?
guranteed energy boost
guranteed that you will get 1/2/3/4 once you hit the gym
guranteed that all people on this planet will mire.
guranteed!
I like Monster but holy shit
They literally produced these non funny, cringey memes for Jow Forums
To the creators: I hate to say this but you failed hard. Leo Dicaprio as a Sip consuming slaveowner? Funny, edgy, organic.
You guys taking stuff that was fresh 5 months ago (or in the case of that cowboy, fresh NEVER), slapping the word "SIP" on it, and acting like you are doing your job? Just fucking depressing. I have expect you to trot out some "Make America Sip Again" tired bullshit, or maybe wildly overshoot the "edge factor" by creating a Hitler taking Sips meme.
Just stop, let the internet do its thing.
yes, I used to have 450 and got bad heart palpitations
Get it to sub 300 every day by gradually lowering the dose. I just have my 2 monsters and thats it.
literally kys
cry harder your memes blew
Just as hard as your mom on that failed breathalyzer test. Should of sipped... Tsk tsk
>this thread
Yellow sips sucks ass, ripper is the superior yellow monster.
The monster logo is literally 666
not /sips/ please leave comfy thread.
>being this new
How do I become a /sip/ boy? I pretty much drink water exclusively.
>he doesn't drink 1 buck aldi sipps
BIG DUMMY TARDO ALERT
yeah in (((hebrew)))
I essentially only drink water but I throw a sip in once in a while if I need it.
Is he natty?
I don't think that's monster