Where my /sip/ boys at?

Where my /sip/ boys at?

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This is a coffee board.

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Obviously not

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What's the point of zero calorie energy drinks?
>energy drink
>has no energy

Been on red bull sugar free lime and purple for a week now and Ho Lee Fuk, game is changed

Look at this dood

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You: disgusting red bull gulper
Me: noble monster sipper

Rate me bois
I knows it's not monster but it's got that concentration

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How does it feel drinking the inferior beverage

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I have been sipping diet blood orange coke. The cans are tall. I pretend they're energy drinks.

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>Drinking cancer made by jews.
Never gonna make it.

Literally all the good things in life

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>Not drinking Rockstar Organic
The owner of the company's father is literally a nutritionist. Rockstar is WAY CLEANER than Monster, Red Bull and most other energy drinks. Just make sure to read the label. Get the no food coloring/no sugar.

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I FOUND SIPS INSIDE GORILADS ASHOLE GUESS WHAT I DIDE? I STILL DRINK FROM IT TASTE TASTE TASTE

>tfw sip god-tier glorious Yerba Mate
>better effects, less chems
>sips are still really good tho

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>drinking anything other than pic related

You fuckers are stupid as shit

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nah m8

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Where my bang bros at?

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>Bang bros

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on the way to sip hell

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Bang bang

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the ultimate sip

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Fuck the pick is sideways

~0.25g SUPER CREATINE in Bang
~5g in a teaspoon
literally one twentieth of a regular serving, why even bother including it?
the large amount of caffeine makes people thirsty enough already without sucking more water to creatine

>Had purple sips twice today

Help me Jow Forums

Lmao, the Monster Shill marketing team is at full force with the "le funny sip memes". I also see a couple of deluded faggots that tag along.

Anyone who unironically drinks this chembomb garbage literally kill yourself

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That's why you add your own like a true chad

Sounds like you need a sip, sir.

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A-are these joke threads?

ive been frequently having 800-900 mg of caffeinie a day. am i gonna die

can i get a quick rundown on the benefits of drinking that?

guranteed energy boost
guranteed that you will get 1/2/3/4 once you hit the gym
guranteed that all people on this planet will mire.
guranteed!

I like Monster but holy shit

They literally produced these non funny, cringey memes for Jow Forums

To the creators: I hate to say this but you failed hard. Leo Dicaprio as a Sip consuming slaveowner? Funny, edgy, organic.

You guys taking stuff that was fresh 5 months ago (or in the case of that cowboy, fresh NEVER), slapping the word "SIP" on it, and acting like you are doing your job? Just fucking depressing. I have expect you to trot out some "Make America Sip Again" tired bullshit, or maybe wildly overshoot the "edge factor" by creating a Hitler taking Sips meme.

Just stop, let the internet do its thing.

yes, I used to have 450 and got bad heart palpitations

Get it to sub 300 every day by gradually lowering the dose. I just have my 2 monsters and thats it.

literally kys

cry harder your memes blew

Just as hard as your mom on that failed breathalyzer test. Should of sipped... Tsk tsk

>this thread

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Yellow sips sucks ass, ripper is the superior yellow monster.

The monster logo is literally 666

not /sips/ please leave comfy thread.

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>being this new

How do I become a /sip/ boy? I pretty much drink water exclusively.

>he doesn't drink 1 buck aldi sipps
BIG DUMMY TARDO ALERT

yeah in (((hebrew)))

I essentially only drink water but I throw a sip in once in a while if I need it.

Is he natty?

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I don't think that's monster