Being a turbo manlet is life on easy mode I only been on tinder since January and already almost out of jizz to give
Being a turbo manlet is life on easy mode I only been on tinder since January and already almost out of jizz to give
Brayden Sullivan
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Isaiah James
christy lookin pretty good
Isaiah Ward
Try giving your jizz to a woman instead of a sock
Jackson Adams
that middle match, "kelley" is ugly as shit my dude.
Cooper Cox
>be a tinder for 3 weeks
>0 matches
how the fuck
Michael Nguyen
Eh I'll pick her up for a bj when I'm feeling like it
Andrew Ortiz
oh man, so jealous bro you got all the 3/10's on lockdown
Tyler Brown
pics of your face or body?
5'5 here on and off tinder for the longest. Never go through with meeting up anymore cause I got bored of it and ive been in a on and off long term relationship. But the few times I had in the past I fucked 2 sluts
Jordan Carter
>Bragging about 145 matches in 4 months
Kayden Rogers
Summer is a solid 8/10 body is banging
Austin Bennett
I match with hot women because I’m in great shape and got great quality pics. But after chattin for a day I ask for their snap or cell and 7 out of 10 bail. Tinder is an ego booster app.
Aaron Carter
Virgin walker
Adam Howard
I could consider Katey hot but where's the other hot ones?
Asher Green
Was Christy the one who made the phone call that saved Europe?
Jacob Barnes
Everyone knows this.
Brody James
Christu creeped the shit out of me
Matthew Harris
>145 matches in 5 months
>ez mode
lmao this retard
Dominic Bennett
Made my January too. Try to only swipe on attractive ones too.
This though, girls that even hit me up first flirting never actually want to end up meeting up anyways. Waste of time IMO
Ethan Wright
>lexicarlson20
hmmm maybe I should add her on snap and tell her about this tibetan ironworking board
Hudson Howard
Lol my bio is literally just
"Good posture
6'3"
How that make u feel shortboi :^)
Isaac Allen
Made a Lindybiege account and he constantly gets matches with milfs.
Isaiah Hughes
What are you on about? Most of those in the pic are attractive. I understand beauty is subjective but wtf is weing with your standards?
Joshua Perry
I'm 5'11 I'm not short
Josiah Watson
Idk wtf that is lol? She gave snap but didn't really want to talk after that anyways, like every other girl on there. Like an user said, just an ego boost. Even for me sometimes I suppose lol
Easton Bell
Enjoy your back and knee pain also looking retarded in a convertible
Levi Harris
Casey got ass tho
Jeremiah Brooks
Cope
Jaxon White
Post some good openers pls
Luis Bailey
Still can't figure out how to start a conversation, except with very few bios
Justin Thompson
Just say "What up good lookin'"
Charles Edwards
Lindybeige is a legend though
Austin Mitchell
I fuck on average 3 sloots a week. If I schedule properly on weekends I can get 3 in a night.
Carter Young
"I dream of a universe where your eyes are the stars and the world worships the night"
Jack White
sup Levi, how's life with a faggot name?
Mason Kelly
This is from 3 months while I also had a girlfriend, eventually stopped using it when we got serious.
Evan Torres
>So what do you do Levi?
Lifting... a-and discussing fitness with other intellectuals on a Samoan wax figure enthusiast forum...
Oliver Bailey
Dellis looks cute, post more.
Adam Martin
fat pothead
Robert Bailey
bad man, my dick is 6 feet in my mind but my body says i'm 5'6
Carson Hill
>Levi
Get out Amish
Benjamin Watson
She’s qt 3.14 and I’m not even the dude that matched with her..
Daniel Campbell
Pathetic
Ian Price
Post profile
Aiden Powell
Photoshopped ass pic alert on that profile for a few pics. She flat af
Aiden Morales
that's too fat to you? you like em skinny eh? I'm not saying I'd marry the girl but her ass isn't so big that I wouldn't put my hotdog in her buns
Tyler Brooks
post
Jayden Harris
F L A T my doggie. Not much meat back there but some flab.
Take a look through her IG and notice the dark lines and distortion on her ass pics but her side profile, them glites tiny af.
Kayden Rivera
In winter / autumn if she wearin a bikini / croptop / summer clothes I post 'you making me mad that 'x' season is over ' ending'. works quite often; tinder whores are vain and always go on about shit like that so it is p. good.
Dylan Powell
BOGGED
Charles Hall
damn. second look you right man. the cammo side pic has a weird photo shop look at second glance. the carnival pic has her dumpy-ass ass. what do girls have an app for photoshopping their ass? that's some shady shit. glad I missed this era of dating before i met my wifey although i wouldn't mind boning some thots on there dumpy asses or not.
Brayden Perry
These girls chase that social media clout since thats the thing these days. Shoop the pics to look as good as they can for more followers, which can lead to companies and stuff sponsoring them, etc.
Having status and big following on IG can easily pay someone's bills. Some of those chicas rake in 6 figures and all kinds of free shit shopping pics and shilling products to the thirsty fuccbois and chicks that aspire to be like them.
Tyler Phillips
Captain Morgan is my only favorite
Kevin Sanders
Jesus christ man, you were born lucky
Carson Gonzalez
I was a former fatty that got rejected all the time. I cleaned myself up and now I haven’t approached a girl at a bar in almost 2 years. They usually approach me or I go home
Caleb Nguyen
>145 matches in 5 months
wow i'm so impressed
Brandon Baker
I'm curious, got any pics?
Logan Reyes
I got one match in a whole week
Isaiah Bennett
>They usually approach me or I go home
That's living life on ultra chad mode, which is about equivalent to basic 5/10 thot mode. Pretty impressive.
Owen Garcia
>Faggots jerking off over Tinder likes on a fitness board.
Sage
Jose Evans
same story here brah
Adam Jackson
for a pic whoops
Nolan Powell
curious, what does your profile look like? just reset my tinder 2 days ago and I have about 50 matches, but I can't tell if it's because I suck or because I live in a small town by american standards.
Adrian Gonzalez
>Your cute
>Your
Dropped
Hudson Mitchell
lol at this virgin
Jaxson Sanders
I feel like I need better pics or something, I only have like 120 matches having Tinder for about 8 months. Female attention seems a lot easier in person for me like if I go out I can usually pull sloots, but tinder is super hit or miss.
Bumble on the other hand is hardmode, I almost never get matches there from basically the same set of pics
Nolan Garcia
I don't use Tinder, man. Is this sorcery true? Cannot be that easy...
I mean, I'm ugly as fuck. Could this be my last chance?
Logan Hughes
Fucking Madman
Elijah Reed
10 3/10 is like a 3 10/10's
Easton Cook
I got like 10 matches yet girls pay me more attention irl
Is it the profile?
Ryan Bennett
either go alpha pick up
or slow game if youre the witty but not alpha type
Sebastian Price
What if I'm a beta with no experience?
Josiah Morris
not even close
Zachary Richardson
how do you level up in pokemon?
Benjamin Nguyen
grind on low level shitmons
Adrian Hughes
bingo
no pokemon starts at lvl 100
they gotta beat a bunch of pidgeys and rattatas before they take on the suicines and lugias
Sebastian Myers
lol
Jacob Bennett
Nice. But we are none of their faces very visible in their pics? Usually, if a girl is actually good looking under normal conditions, she posts her full frontal face, uncovered. Your girls look good, but the way they tip-toe around displaying their full face makes me skeptical they’re 6/10 at best. But, anyway, props to you making it, a true inspiration. We’re all gonna make it
Jeremiah Brown
Damn that wisdom. Thanks. I'll probably just think of it as runescape or DnD.
Would it be bad if I start a convo by poking fun of a girls messy messy room?
Sebastian Hernandez
“Hope it’s just as messy when I come over”
Brandon Davis
>Would it be bad if I start a convo by poking fun of a girls messy messy room
Neg
>damn you're slob
Alpha neg
>I hope you give head as sloppy as your room
Tame
Beta or Chadlet Reversal
>Let me clean your room
Joseph Roberts
Was thinking of doing that or something about the strawberry and in n out she's eating since I'm not sure if I can pull off that alpha shit.
Oliver Ramirez
This is Austistic as shit but I’ll try it for the sake of this Korean quilting forum
Carter Sanders
fukin apt my guy
kudos
Gavin King
Fuck what do now?!?
Brandon Cruz
>Dakota
>"I am to three year olds"
user what the fuck was that conversation?
Lucas Perry
oh boy it's another one of these threads
Liam White
Am I the only Chang on Jow Forums?
Where the fuck are my yellow fellows?
Nolan Peterson
did you just doxx yourself you daft cunt?
Brandon Hernandez
show bobs and vagene
Noah Foster
I mean maybe :(
Daniel Cruz
dubs confirm it
Aaron Roberts
Fuck. Thanks, bruh
Samuel Brooks
Also gib milkies.
Jonathan Wright
Cheesy chadlet
>And Im the man of your dreams
Alpha
>I'm a poet and I need a muse
Kevin Morales
Hi there, Anthony Zep Flores. Hahahahaha. You’re fucked. Working on it now
Josiah Johnson
Ayden Young
Anthony Flores on suicide watch
Isaac Sanchez
Found Dani and messaging her warning her not to talk to Anthony, including a screencap of his post
Julian Jones
Thats what he wants you to do you absolute fucking /b/tard virgin faggot
Adam Perez
Lee-jun pls go