If you were to choose between
>getting your dream GF who will never cheat on you but you can never touch barbell or dumbbell again
or
>They way it is right now
What would you choose
If you were to choose between
the gf. but I mulled my answer over a good two minutes.
gf
tho not lifting for the bitches. But a good woman is hard to find these days.
>your dream GF
I don't even know what this is yet
>do you want a cute gf and being able to eat 'za everyday or keep being the depressed loser you are now
gee i wonder
gf
you didn't say shit about pl8s and kettlebells though m8
but my dream gf is a girl who lifts with me
first option absolutely
machines, carido, and pullups are still a thing.
Can I do bodyweight shit?
Can I keep my body the way it is now?
you mean a person who loves me and supports me for who I am forever? is this a trick question?
GF.
>machines
enjoy your negative gains m8
>777 9/11
this is a message from god kek
>pick gf
>use machines and bodyweight exercises instead of dumbbells and barbells
heh, nothin personnel, kid...
GF and stick to calisthenics and weighted movements like dips and pullups
what a retarded question
GEtting jacked and athletic without bar is possible, while getting mentally stable and loyal gf is fucking impossible
>getting mentally stable and loyal gf is fucking impossible
DELTE
GF
But only if i can still do Calisthenics.
you know its true
im a genetic freak so picking the first one would cuking myself
GF, I'll stay in shape in any other way I can and teach my sons who will have "dream genes" to lift. Lifting is more purposeful when it's bigger than yourself, if I can help other people lift as well then I see no reason not to, especially my own progeny.
Excellent taste desu
GF. There's still bodyweight
i got perfect gf already
>or dumbbell again
Lol ez. I primarily do calisthenics. Thanks for the free waifu
Gf, I weighted dip my way to freedom
Gf and become calisthenicsfag
Well, going logically most of us will stop lifting due to losing interest or injuries anyway in the next few years. It won't even be benifical to our needs after we hit the hormone wall.
Kekd
If she dies then I would have nothing so nah