>be me
>”do you play sports user?”
>*guesses multiple sports*
>”what do you eat that makes you so big user?”
>Ijustlift.exe
>proceed to be looked at like some turbo autist for having working out as a hobby
>anyone else know this feel?
That one feel
Andrew Murphy
Grayson Anderson
Just tell them you do zumba and wii fit
Leo Young
>be me
>never played sport, socially awkward, introverted gym junky
>go camping at the beach with a group of girls and guys cause I'm trying to be a normy
>guys wanna play football
>shirts off, I clearly have the most gains
>girls are all mirin' at my rig
>"why aren't you playing user?"
>try to fit in and play football but immediately miss an easy catch, trip over and make a complete fool of myself
>completely suck for the rest of the game and hate every second of it.
>laughinggirls.jpeg
My gains actually worked against me, the girls saw my athletic body and assume I'm good at sport so it only set me up to disappoint them...
Julian Walker
tell them you do karate
Ian Reyes
How can you guys not enjoy a sport of any kind? Going to the gym is great and all but getting outside and playing a pickup game of whatever with some buddies feels so much better.
Sebastian Brooks
Wtf what kinds of friends do you guys have. No hate but maybe its because Americans are so fat that it makes them insecure? 23yo canada fag here and everyone i know from DYEL to bloatmaxx brag about 'hittin da gym bro'
>imagine being made fun of for increasing muscle mass in the most effective way instead of playing sports
Wyatt Garcia
GO OUTSIDE
Leo Mitchell
Maplefag here as well. Everyone I know who hits the gym also plays a sport or is at least decent at one. I don't know anyone who has never played a sport before.
Adam Gonzalez
>>”do you play sports user?”
no just some yoga and Pilates.
jesus christ its not that hard
Lucas Foster
>buddies
Noah Kelly
>buddies
Joseph Anderson
>buddies
Jaxson Nelson
Get away, Normo
Jose Taylor
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAH
>Buddies
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
Thomas Hughes
get the fuck off my board you faggot
Nolan Sullivan
include me in the screencap
Justin Torres
>buddies
Nolan Reyes
>buddies
Blake Walker
get the fuck off my board.
Colton Collins
I always get asked if I'm a marine or just have people thank me for my service.
>go to little cesars to bloat it out
>wear a shirt from a fucking airshow I went to several years ago
>go to pay
>its on us, sir, thank you for your service
>go inside Starbucks on road trip because I want coffee but also to leak the ol piss hose
>cute grill at the counter
>uhh..are you a marine teehee
uhh no, why
>well you uh look just like my brother who is a m..marine :o))))))
oh thanks I guess
>open carrying in the grocery store (lol)
>go to check out
>old lady at the register
>oh I shouldn't be doing this but here I have a special discount for you
>voids all my greek yogurt
>thank you so much for your service
th.thanks
>go to bed bath and beyond to buy coffee with a coupon I have
>old man at the register
>son, are you a marine
uhh no..why?
>well uhh you look just like my son who's a marine
th.thanks
>you look strong
Daniel Flores
>looking like a boy who wants to spend months on a boat with other horny men.
you have made it.
Isaac Hernandez
Simply epic, good sir!
Lucas Smith
rolling
Nathaniel Reyes
Just say something about whatever sport your country plays and then sperg a bit on it, they'll usually shut up. 99.9% of women know nothing about sports.
Brandon Sanchez
I fucking hate you people. At my heaviest I was 300lbs, but I still managed to have fun with sports when playing with some buds.
Lucas Butler
>buddies
I think I need Starting Buddies.
Matthew Bennett
Why didn't you just lie and say you do martial arts you turbo autist.
James Turner
I do wii fit and zumba
I totally don't work out 12 hours a week haha
i definitely don't inject 1cc twice a week haha
Caleb Young
You're a funny guy user.
Joseph Adams
Sounds like you physically made it
Brayden Ortiz
Literally happened last night when i met some old whore off a dating website.
>Wow your so buff do you play rugby, football? Do you row? You climb?
>Nah i just lift
>Lift what?"
>"Weights"
>"Oh thats cool."
Im Dyel af but it was a mire so im happy
Jordan Stewart
>"cool can you show me some techniques? btw i'm really attracted to guys who can fight and protect me"
Michael Carter
Nice sister brother marine incest mire.
Post more mires this is now a mire thread
Joshua Sanchez
>bent over on a table with my pants down so a nurse can stick a needle in my ass
>"Do you play sports?"
Blake Robinson
Is it more pathetic to not play a sport at all or to pick one up late in life and be that 25 years old at the rugby pitch?
Ian Rogers
>buddies