Help this guy out NoFap

lmfao

How do I cum in my back again?

>What if I do kegel exercises with an erection, does it count?
hahahae user if you expell semen for what ever is the reason, you will break the nofap.
Approach a girl an have sex.
It's easy.

wut?

I'm doing NoPorn and its pretty great.

I get a semi just chatting to an attractive woman, and in phone conversations if they send me a picture of themselves, well its kind of hard not to just type LETS FUCK NOW. Play it cool...

It wasn't like this before, all my sexual energy was released into porn.

I am only fapping on weekends, i don't believe noFap is healthy for any long period of time, you need to use your dick.

/x/

can you have a nofap cheat day like you would when dieting?

Nope.
But you could be a normal person if you simply reduced the frequency at which you fap.
Rather then fapping every day, try doing it once a week (or having sex).
This will reduce the side effects of compulsory masturbation, but will not transform you into a sex maniac (like nofap does).

Relax all your crotch and abdominal muscles and breathe through your nose as you sit str8 up. Visualize the energy rising from your taint to your heart to your head. Do it all the time.

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Recovered p0rn addict here.
Im helping out other guys get over their p0rn addiction and succeding at it.
AMA

What about fapping to Playboy TV channel?

Shit is softcore just like standard pics, just moving girl getting naked and posing.

Bustin all kinds of nuts to this big titty girls section they have that airs on the channel.

>busting nuts
>not knowing you only have a limited amount of nuts to bust in your lifetime
The grim reaper is gonna come for youuu

do you still want to fap to girls kissing each others?

Dude I had exactly the same thing. Always had light coloured chest hair at age 21 but during long nofap streaks I began to notice dark chest hairs beginning to grow as well as dark inner thigh hairs/pubes which I'd never had.

Just help me out man.

Ppl say its not good to fap to hardcore porn shit, so what about switching to softcore Playboy shit.

I broke my streak last night. 8 days. I smoked weed and I went straight home and fapped. I literally cannot control myself when I smoke weed so I think I'm gonna have to quit it cold turkey. I really like highjacking I guess it's a weakness.
Back to day 1.

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who cares

>Being so lowtest you need to do nofap for "extra" test

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Google easy peasy method or hack book on porn. It'll help

find a hobby and go outside. i bet you aren't going to pull your dick and break nofap on a coffee shop or something.

tldr?

Ok children, I have something for you, it's the prefixes of the international system of unity and the names of the numbers corresponding to all these whores.

So we assume that 10 power 0 equals 1. So that makes a whore. And then we go up or down what. So we will have 10 power 1, 10 power 2, 3 et cetera and we can go up to 10 power 24. And like that, we can go down to 10 power -24 whores children. Then in order there will be a whore and then it will be: decawhore, hectowhore, kilowhore, megawhore, gigawhore, terawhore. We are on a billion whores squarely eh, it's still not nothing. Then we have: petawhore, exa, zetta and yottawhore, 10 power 24 whores, yotta it's a quadrillion whores. So we went up to the top and we'll go down, uh, in the other direction, in the, in the sub-whoring.

Uh so, we always assume that 10 power 0 equals 1 and below we will have 10 power -1, 10 power -2 et cetera. So we'll start with: deciwhore, centiwhore, milliwhore, microwhore, nanowhore, picowhore. So picowhore is already 10 power -12 whores, it's really not a lot of whores, it's one billionth of a whore. And then we will have: femto, atto, zepto and yoctowhore, 10 power -24 whores, it's really a tiny little whore what. Well now, now children, you have everything available to know everything about whores.

Kisses ...

>letting women sap his essence

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You have my respect bro. 5 month is a very good streak! Don´t give up now, you have a lot of willpower.

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how old are you?