What is your
Age
Number of gf’s you had and do you have a current one.
Did you have sex with them?
Last time you talked to a female that wasn’t your mother or a fast food employee.
>21
>3 gfs and currently dating the third
>only fucked the second one
>yesterday at college
3
20 and yes
yes
now
Only a Jew can pull of such trickery.
18
2 not officially broken up yet but it seems inevitable
first one only gave head twice, second one did everything
my little sisters friend has a crush on me, full on jailbait tho, talks to me every time I pick my sis up from school
How old is your sister?
Kys sheckleburg
22
1
no
i dont remember
13
>24
>2 relationships lasting two and five years respectively
>No current gf
>Fucked 'em both, got the 5-yearer into anal
>Yesterday at work
28
0 no
permavirgin
months
>19
>0
>It would be weird if I did
>Probably a week
27
Never had a gf but have had sex on a mumber of occasions
3 hours ago
Stop lying
It will be ok friend
Jesus fuck dude you got yourself a loli....i can hear the sirens now
I'm not.
I mean I talk to middle aged women at work, and chicks at the grocery store, but other than that I haven't spoken to a "girl" in several months.
because that's ever going to happen
19
1 yes
Not yet
5 hours ago
Do you at least have a successful job and stay Jow Forums?
i like my job
no i am a big fatty
oops i mean 6 hours ago
>i am a big fatty
Lol
Im glad you like your job but how did you end up like this user. Want to greentext?
>America
>laughing at other people being fat
>be me
>eat
>be fat
do you ever not get a gay ID?
I thought aussies breed em young cus you guys have such short life spans
Blow it out your ass
i'll take that as a no
we live longer than you m8
user thats the saddest thing i have ever read.
I just did retard
in another thread FaGG?
No, I dont get gay IDs pooftah
you have a pooftah pink one right now
Blow it out your ass faggot
Bullshit more people die in Australia than Finland
STOP RUINING MY THREAD PLEASE!!
we have a longer life expectancy
longer than yours
>Your thread
This is my thread faggit. CONTINUE WITH THE Jow Forumser
But a Finnish user made it, my fellow American!
Thats what said
your thread was dead after the first three posts
And a cunt ruins another thread good job. Moot left us because of you people
m00t was a huge faggot, just like you
>banter is why moot left
Australia was a mistake
finland was a joke
Straya is a joke
32
0 and no
no
talked to my roommate yesterday
America gets all the laughs
at them
Didn’t take long for the teenage bois to fuck this shit up.
another pink ID amerigay
Blow it out your ass
19
0 and no
no
8 months ago over text but I made her hate me lole
after your mum can do clean up
Fuck off cobba, go find some critters.
critters?
sure thing Jethro then i'll fuck Elly May and have some possum pie
stupid hillbilly cunt
Strayans say "critters" you dumb cunt
Absolute zero
21
1, no
no
few days ago if work counts, several months otherwise
21
1
No
5 minutes ago