Guys. I think I just got my dick stuck in a cieling fan

>dumb fucking roastie just HAS to interject

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You deserve to be stoned

So... You plan on hanging yourself at 29, right?

no retard, I just won't be in my 30s

Probably doesnt help that my wife not only cant get me off anymore, but has such bad timing that I cant even jerk off in peace anymore without hearing some stupid bullshit about her day while I was away

>His own wife is probably trying to trap him in a divorce via infidelity because hes a faggot

By the way, what the hell do you mean "Cant" get you off? Is she loose? Is she Ugly or bad at sex? How the fuck does that work?

Still pretty tight but ik just so fucking bored and she wont try anything new

Have you tried i dunno. TALKING TO HER ABOUT IT YOU CHEATING MANWHORE!

what are you on about? I usually just stick it in and it's only a matter of time before I make big cummies

Jesus dude you are a huge piece of shit. Can I have your wife's number so I can bang tf out of her?

She just gets really defensive and says its my fault I cant cum before shes had all she can take. Also shes not very good at sucking dick, although she tries

>that 30 year old guy in the gym

Cant be 19 forever. Trust me I wish I could be

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>Starting to swell

Huh, me too.

Dick joke inserted flawlessly

Why did you even get married. If you don’t have kids just let it go you’re obviously not happily married.

I’m fucking a married woman and its fucking trash and too much stress and guilt.

Got 2, and yeah im not happily married. oldest ones in high school and could probably cope but my daughter' 9 and thinks im a god. I couldnt do that to her

Did you fuck her too?

Absolutely not cocksucker

Someone sounds mad

Have you gone to marriage counseling? This gym thing could spiral out of control quickly. You have a little 9 year old that needs the stability of a mother and a father, if you two split up your younger daughter will probably end up being a slut. If I misread your comment and it's a boy, he's much more likely to end up in jail and /or get abused by your ex wife's new boyfriend.

I mean, you really gotta think about it. Can't just bang sloots, there's more on the line than fresh pussy

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No, bur your right, I should seek counseling with my wife. I see our relationship starting to spiral downward even faster should we stay on this path. I find her annoying and unable to satisfy. She probably finds me insensitive and callous

I have a 16 year old son and 9 year old daughter. My son could probably get along ok, hes pretty emotionally mature but I need to stay around for my little girl

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A lof of counselling is supposedly delusional "listen to the woman" bullshit which won't help. A lot of guys have found useful tips in the red pill manosphere.

Fuck you OP.

Why the hate?

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Ha! Thankfully itll be some years before im that bad

no matter what you do (and I suggest you to look elsewhere if your wifey cant suck a dick) dont divorce her and keep the family together
>My son could probably get along ok
no he wont, and in a few years you should explain to him why you cheated on his mom so he doesnt make the same mistake when looking for a life partner

Wow. What a failure and a burden you are to your family. Shit excuse of a man. You put some gym whore over keeping your family stable and alive. Fuck you. Hope your wife finds someone a lot better than you and has the most amazing hot sex ever and is hopefully a better father as well and is there for your kids. Good luck fag

now that you're divorced it'll unironically be you

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This. How hard is it to just not be 30?

Hope not, but we'll see how it plays out

>that 30 years old guy trying to play it cool as his marriage and life crumble around him

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maybe that cardiobunny just doesn't care about your age

I would not assume its because you look so young.

I get the impression here that you need to convince yourself how your not getting older.
And that you want your 20s to come back or what ever.

If you have a crisis try talking to your wife, or search a newe job or what ever.

That is entirely possible

I keep telling myself thats not my current situation. But we'll see

Be very very careful, the people you call friends there will be the first to rat you out if you do take the chance. Most commercial gyms is like being in high school when it comes to social things like this. And seeing as she’s 20, well she will tell her friends, her friends will get a personal trainer there and they’ll them and guess what the personal trainer will do?

I seem to have underestimated how fucked I am. This could be bad

Day by day, I feel more and more convinced that monogamy is just a cultural scam, born of agrarian tradition. It seems to make people into silent prisoners in a cage of sexual habit and monotany. Is the solution really to have your partner of multiple decades become some inspired artist of sex, something they may have never had any desire to be? Seems like a roundabout and awkward way of introducing the sexual novelty we crave that could simply be brought with a polyamarous sexual lifestyle. Bonobos do this and we're closer to them than chimps.

Part of me agrees with you. Another part feels bad about my actions and yet another says it's just what happens when an animal doesnt get something it needs

no, the part that went wrong in his marriage is that we gave women rights

Lying is unambiguously bad but I, too, would question the 'guilt' you feel when you desire another sexual partner. There are numerous examples stable, loving and peaceful societies that do not live monogamously. Monogamy was invented to sweeten deals in trades for wives for livestock.

By that logic, why should a man just not enslave whoever he can? You just flippantly denied humanity to 3.7 billion. Why not just throw in anyone who cannot resist your force?

I dunno man. 10, or even 5 years ago I never wouldve comsidered it. Seems lifes just getting conolicated these last few years

Suggestion OP: don't do this.

You screwed over the mother of your children man, take this degenerate pity party somewhere else

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Numerous examples of primitive shitholes

Wtf is wrong with American gyms. Barely anyone even knows anyone's name at my gym other than the old guys. You just come in, work out, shower, and fuck off.

You cheated first. Come clean to your wife. Tell her why you did it. And then tell her she can fuck some other guy. Maybe you can save your marage and swing like a lot of couples do. Seems to be a mature way of dealing with the anxiety of monogamy and keeping stability for the sake of your child. Keep your child in the dark about it till she's much older, though.

>speaking to people at the gym
I've seen the same 5 guys every morning for a year and a half and have never said more than a couple of words to them

Orgy is a common pastime of aristocracy in many globe-trotting nations. When you're rich, you don't have to lie to yourself about what you want. They push monogamy on the plebs. Keeps them jealous, frustrated, fragmented into tribes of households and easier to control with lies.
Additionally, correlation =/= causation.

Monogamy was """invented""" because actual civilised societies can't function very well when there's an overwhelming majority of unhappy men going about with no love or purpose because every woman is lining up to fuck chad.

If she’s not pregnant and you got options then switch gyms, forget about it an try to not let it happen again. Then even if your wife decides to start working out or whatever harder to get busted

>implying Chad has time to dick every woman, especially the ones on par with beta males
Also, since when has monogamy been considered a sure-fire way to satisfy a man sexually? I hear people joke about how awful monogamous marage is due to it doing the very opposite to a man.

That actually sounds pretty sensible

Man bashing self hating fag. OP is doing the right thing providing for his family. One slip up in irrational devotion to a woman he was once attracted to and he's literally Hitler? Keep cheating on your wife. Don't get counseling. If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

I'll also add that involuntary celibacy isn't an issue in polyamarous society.

This guy gets it. Monogamy is for raising kids. A man has the right to fuck whoever he wants just like a woman does. Marriage is a scam

and his nose grew three sizes that day

A few select men are capable of monogamous relationships. It has nothing to do with testosterone either. I would say maybe 1/3 of men are able to do it happily.

Never tell your wife or your kids. This guy is a retard

>baseless Jow Forums adhom
Strike a nerve?
Mossad factually did 9/11.
There, happy?

>rich people having fuck fests makes a society non-monogamous
lol ok
It's not a surefire way of anything, it's just what naturally develops in a society when people start moving out of caves.

>living a lie feels good long term
Disagree

>naturally develops
Disagree.
Like I said, monogamy was invented so a man who had a daughter could get more livestock from a trade.
We were agrarian long after our cave dwelling days.

>everyone will be more sexually and emotionally satisfied when there's no social obligations keeping everyone from fucking whoever they want
maybe if rape was legal

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You seem pessimistic about your chances of getting (consensually) laid in a hypothetical polyamarous senario. Why?

Because male and female psychology is biologically different.

>that image
30 year olds are trash, holy fuck

Ok. So what?

>being this obtuse
women are content to compete for the attention of the top males and ignore the rest
do you see why this may be a problem when a society moves on from hunting mammoths to survive?

Women do this until either their sexual needs get met or their sexual frustration drives them to lower their standards. Men do the exact same thing. I'm one of them. It's called shopping.

This doesn't make a magically balancing equation. Men are much, much more ready to lower their standards.

I'm not sure how you can say this with certainty. People generally know where on the scale they are (1-10) and then shop accordingly, knowing that looking for partners above their grade will likely lead to disappointment. I will grant you that in the artificial environment of stigmatized polyamory we live in, you will see women become more choosy due to their likelihood of suffering greater from a relationship going south via pregnancy.

> tell your wife she can fuck another guy
> swing like a lot of couples
> anxiety of being monogamous

> this is a mature way to view relationships
> this would keep stability in your relationship for your child

This post makes my brain hurt.

Living a lie will too.

You're my hero

You're a piece of shit you know that right? It's pretty easy to manhandle a girl into a new position

You've been indoctrinated with pro sex culture, that has no reflection on what makes relationships actually stable.

You can sit here and argue that we never really went through the process of evolution to adapt to the practice of monogamy. There was never a time where monogamous people out bred those who were non-monogamous.

People have the evolutionary traits to go along with what culture dictates for them to do. Even if it might go against what they would do in a vacuum without it.

idk. TLDR A relationship is supposed to be about loyalty and trust. If you take away the loyalty and trust aspects, you aren't really in any type of relationship other than on the surface.

>People have the evolutionary traits to go along with what culture dictates for them to do.
Disagree.
Culture can be shown to fluctuate at a much more rapid pace than gene expression. The 2 are not in harmony.

Keep coping with dysfunction dope head. What a shame you don't understand basic family values. What op did was obviously risk his marriage which directly affects his kids if they split and them boom those kids lives are changed forever because op couldn't keep his cock in his pants.

>>that was yesterday and word is getting around that im a beast innasack

Nice LARP fantasy you fucking permavirgin

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>35
>16 year old son

you make many mistakes

hahahaha your a retard, stop watching porn please, anything except P in V is just good for the novelty value.

Kek you fucking faggot, even a homebody will find out about this.

Also where the part about the ceiling fan?

This