What was his routine & diet Jow Forums?

What was his routine & diet Jow Forums?

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Mostly basketball and fried chicken

maggoty bread x 3 days
hobbitsies legs x 0
meat, when its back on the menu x f

Routine: Deadlift (singing the song, belted)
Diet: Manflesh

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kek

Serve Israel x F

Dumb bell plank row for ultimate arrow penetration.

he was literally bred this way. not even like a week later after he was born he was fighting at helms deep

confirmed for not seeing the movie

find the manlets! find the halflings!

God the Hobbit movies were so awful.

>(you)

You actually liked them?

There's no way on God's green earth did you like the hobbit

Restarts... diet was “nothing but maggoty bread, for three stinking days”

We could all learn something from that.

It had it's moments....those moments were few though.
Like...the spider forest thing. That was good.
And uh...the scene with Gollum in the cave and...
Whelp.
That's about it.

I really liked the first one.
The second one was worth a watch because of Smaug alone, even if they turned him into a wyvern.
The last one has no redeeming points.
I didn't like the forced love between the elf thot and the dwarf.
The fight with Smaug in the mines was poor. And the one over the town was even worse.

My biggest issue with them is that the obvious passion and heart that went into LotR was almost completely absent from The Hobbit trilogy. Peter Jackson’s heart clearly wasn’t in it and the cast wasn’t nearly as close knit.

I've heard about that.
I didn't watch any videos or read about it because I'd rather not know too much.
They happened and that's that.

Silmarillion when?

Even if you only watch the movies without any further information, it’s pretty clear The Hobbit wasn’t as special to the cast and crew like LotR was.

Probably never. Honestly the elvish lore just isn’t as interesting. Tolkien centered his main stores on hobbits because it kept them grounded.

Well, Peter Jackson basically promised the sun and moon to everyone and pushed the completely defunct HIGH DEF CAMERAS or whatever fucking nonsense his people were shilling to get Guillermo del Toro ousted and him to direct it.

It's absolute mediocrity at absolute best and poor taste it leaves in the mouth of everyone who witnesses it should tell you everything you need to know.
The only decent cast in the entire damned thing is the guy who played Bilbo.

He died before Helms Deep faggot

What about Aldir?