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Are you autists still fucking doing this?
Same shitty memes every fucking day.
Just let it go.
It's better than threads about test.
This has more to do with fitness than aesthetics or tfw no gf threads
imagine running your tongue over one of those stretched out hair follicles and tasting the sweaty gunk built up inside
what the fuck is wrong with you
>those ankles
god MADE her to be a petite black qt worth breeding and she fucking ruined it
Nuke all fats
>ive actually been chubbing up for a modeling gig. Im taking part in a campaign slogan for baking company out in the UK where their slogan is going to be "food so great you'll gain weight" so they're paying me to gain weight and model as I do
>fatass achieves a human physique not sustainable or even too attainable throughout any period in history
>skin seems mostly intact
>I lift natty for a couple of years, gain some arm size perfectly attainable by physically active males
>stretch marks over bicep almost all the way to the elbow, around armpit and chest
What is this bullshit
good post
*eats a jar of peanut butter*
>I just finished lunched
>only 300 calories left in my budget
HOW THE FUCK DOES ANYONE EAT 1500 CALORIES PER DAY??
>tfw never going to make it.
I had nothing today but water, on a 48 hour fast right now.
did you just drop from 3000 calories to 1500 or something? your body needs time to adapt
Dropped from 2400-2500
I think I'm gonna go jog a 5k to add some 300 odd calories
Why are you eating 1500 cals a day? Are you a 5ft 110lb inactive woman?
I'm actually 5ft9 male 170lbs. I'm fairly active lately
Fatty spotted
1: its called willpower, ohh yout tummy is rumbling? i feel so bad for your you weak willed fuck. get through it.
2, i only eat on weekends. if you want to be a normal human your going to have to suffer a bit. after all your whole life up to now has been a hedonistic cheat day one after another. get your shit in order you fat fuck.
Approaching 24 hours, not as hungry as I thought I'd be. Anybody else get diarrhea from fasting?
last 4 days I just ate 250 calories per day, stop being a fatass.
My asshole is like a fountain, yeah.
At what point does your organs start to fail?
>i only eat on weekends
Yeah you're a fucking retard.
Daily reminder this thread is made by infiltrators from Jow Forums trying to normalize passive violence against plus sized people
Let's consider the following:
Is there any reason to be fat?
There's plenty of reasons to be fit
When the fasting period is a few months long.
It's Jow Forums's fault I'm fat!
gods work user
>i only eat on weekends
It's actually very possible
>fast
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
It's rich peoples' fault I'm poor!
But fit told me I should do it. Also my thighs fucking yuge what the fuck.
>All these fags moaning about fasting
lol do you even /Orthodox/ bro?
Fuck off Alyosha, you look stupid in your cassock!
when your down to 5% body fat or less, so for a normal person whos around 150lbs that might be after 70 ish days.
dont worry fatty your not malnurished if you dont eat for a week, or a month, or in legit cases a whole year. thats been done before.
bitches dont know about OMAW
fatties dont get to tell me how to eat when im at an actual normal human level
>This has more to do with fitness than aesthetics or tfw no gf threads
No it doesn't
500 calories a meal is fairly easy man.
For instance, I have 2 slices of bacon with 2 eggs some cheese in a wrap with green onion for breakfast.
Ham or turkey wrap with cheese for lunch with greens, tomato and onions
A large mix of oven roasted veggies (no potatoes, too calorie dense) for dinner to curbe the inevitable hunger.
Or just be lazy and buy one chick fil a sandwhich per meal.
And remember hunger=good
If you're doing snake juice, you might be taking in too much potassium and sodium. I had it too, lessened the amounts and was fine then.
It gets harder as you get lower, as you lose more weight the pool of food you get to choose from gets lower as you trying to find food with low enough calories that is still satiating. If you want continued progress you're forced to eat healthier.
>goes for a jog to burn calories
>eats the calories burned
You are gonna make it.
>5'9" male
You're never going to make it, but it's not because of the diet.
>i only eat on weekends
enjoy your eternal skelly mode you stupid fuck
I'm 6'0", 165lbs and I've been eating 1700 calories a day the past week or two to achieve skelly mode and start my bulk. Just do OMAD, it's easy as fuck once you adapt
>actual normal human level
post pics mr skeletal
>6'0"
>165lbs
>Trying to achieve skelly mode
Listen bud, you are already skelly mode, jump to 2500Kcals daily and bulk, pls stop
Just eat fucking chicken. 200g pre cooked chicken from store. 200 calories.
Disgusting
kek
Quality post
Don't ever count burned calories when you're trying to lose weight.
Not until you have a bmi between 14 and 15, retard. Not snacking every half hour doesn't kill your organs, beetus does. I hope it gets you.
>passive violence
I advocate for active violence against fatties myself
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How many scoops a day do you think she takes?
1g mayo per pound of body fat at least for maintenance
Feeders are even more sick than those they feed.
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God fat chicks are so hot, fuck
yikes
Seek help.
Based
bless you guy that always posts this in response.
Honestly I just come here for light fap material...I'm not even Jow Forums or anything.
Also kinda hot to see people ragging on fatties so bad. Ya'll stay mad and bad people while I enjoy my 350 lb, beautiful fatass gf
Man, we're all here to get Jow Forums and you expect us to not rage at fatty seekers? c'mon
It's not nice to taunt the livestock.
post your lifts, you neet
I literally lurk always here. Just bored at work today
Enjoy her while she lasts.
I will! Thanks for the good wishes friend, I hope you lead a happy life as well
christ I struggle to hit 1000 calories a day
Pretty decent bulking foodchoices: Avocados, eggs, bacon, pancakes. I'm impressed and a little jealous.
Anyone got fats miring pics?
That poor little kid doesn't stand a chance. Letting your kids get fat should be considered child abuse.