Signs of an absolute gym chad

Signs of an absolute gym chad.

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>50 bucks for a water bottle

Excuse me

>measuring boy fat from a scale

?????????????

>recognizes up to 16 users

don't all scales do way more?

That scale is literally just gonna ask your height and print out some poorly calculated guess at bf% dont buy that or the wwe anything

Australian consumers are retarded and pay $1,000,000 for 2 bedroom apartments. So of course they’re willing to pay $50 for water bottles.

Australians love living on mortgage debt and credit card debt. That’s the Australian dream!

I guess that explains why they spend all day shitposting and downloading child porn instead of going out and talking to women.

>JB Hifi
God I can't wait for Amazon to anal rape these faggots

It passes an electric current through your feet. Fat shits have lower resistance so it calculates a higher BF percentage

It's not very accurate.

dont think chad shops at jb hifi

Yeah, some scales use an electronic pulse to measure bodyfat based on height, weight, and age. But honestly it's about as accurate as eyeballing it until you hit 35+ percent.
>step on scale
>says weight
>scale has performed its duty
It's like wanting a toilet to do more than flush.

fuck off shill

Knowing your bodyfat is fucking meaningless

It’s how you look that matters.

If you look aesthetic at 14% bodyfat with abs are you really worried that it didn’t say 10%?

And yet here you are...
>projecting

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Post your head I have a theory about you

You get waterbottles for free when you order whey. I have like 20 of them, why the fuck should I pay 50$.

No I would be happy because even though I am a fat powerlifter I actually look great and I love my body

#fatacceptance
#thin privilege

Go ahead with your thesis then dickhead

I have that water bottle fucking kek

buying this kind of watches is the niggerest thing a """"man"""" can do

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>It passes an electric current through your feet. Fat shits have lower resistance so it calculates a higher BF percentage

It's even worse than what I thought
Shit that paki guy on youtube made a video about people having a different resistance also due their skin and stuff
Why would someone buy that stupid shit and not a 3$ caliper?

Kid that’s the Rocky Mountain water bottle.
It keeps cold stuff cold and hot stuff hot.
I could freeze water, attack it with a flamethrower and it would still be icy chill.
Mmmmmm, and that’s why 50 is a dream come true.

What's wrong with it?
Apart from the outrageous price tag?

>outrageous price tag
yeah thats what i meant, a watch should cost 100 dollar MAX and 100 grands is even overpriced

But how are you gonna flex on the internet if you’re not