/autism/ general:

>New girl is starting work
>she meets most of us during an annual christmas party a couple of days before starting
>6-7/10 looks
>get tipsy
>start talking to her to get to know her better before she starts
>really nice girl, 9-10/10 personality
>spend half the night talking and joking around
>wasn't really interested in her in a sexual way, so nothing beyond just talking

>she starts work
>don't work too closely but see her once in a while
>always all smiles
>couple of months go by
>birthday party of co-worker
>pretty much everyone I work with show up
>don't talk to her much but invite her to dance as the night goes on
>end up on a bus going home with her and another girl
>I and the other girl end up kissing for some fucking reason
>first girl puts her legs in my lap after I tell her it's rude to have them in the seat in front (joking of course)
>gently stroke her legs while we talk (other girl fucked off to the front of the bus)
>get off the bus and head home
>everything goes on as normal at work for another couple of months

>another work party
>some time passes by
>take a flower from a vase at the table and give it to her as she gets off the dance floor (like they do to performers and shit)
>she snaps the stem and places the flower behind her ear
>wears it for the rest of the night
>couple of hours go by
>sit down beside her
>we entwine fingers and hold hands in her lap under the table while we talk to other co-workers
>work buddy wants to go to a night club
>he calls a taxi and I go with him
>wake up the next morning realizing I really like this girl

Now here comes the true autism part. Because of low self-esteem, I can't make myself believe that she likes me back. Beat that one, faggots.

Pro tip: She won't, she'll just like you till someone more likable comes by.

This is what i truly think, ofc my advice to you is just engage hurr durr and all that proactive shit love is bs anyway

>one really attractive girl at work
>like REALLY attractive
>can't speak at all when she's in the same room as me
>because of this she's smug around me

I strict press 235 and she's 5'3" but I'm still terrified of her
help

wat a bloody good laff m8

Since it's obvious I work out often times girls ask me for workout tips. I always give a straight and serious answer (do weighted squats, deadlifts, don't pass all your time on the cross trainer bla bla). But that just sounds autistic and after I gave them the tips they kinda lose their playful vibe

What should I say instead

>I can show you how to do it ;)
Then do it like in the tennis training romance movies and guide her body with your hands to do a make believe squat or OHP

Sounds pretty try hard...
The last time it happened the girl in case asked me how to achieve the hourglass figure, although she already had one. She probably was fishing for compliments

Then do whatever works for you buddy

>it's literally fucking nothing
I can guarantee she's already forgotten about it, unless she likes you, in which case she was just happy you talked to her.

This

I wonder what it's like being a hot woman and knowing nearly every single guy you meet wants to fuck you. If only it was this easy being a man.

the dichotomy isn't "does she like me or doesn't she"
it's "should I care or shouldn't I"
the answer is almost always that you shouldn't care
stop giving a fuck about whether or not she likes you, and just try to live your life. If she really does like you she'll make excuses to be around you. If she doesn't, just make the best of your times together, and she'll start to like you more and more the more you come across as a decent guy who has his shit together and doesn't put her on a pedestal.

>you're not retarded you're just retarded

if she's really being smug then make fun of her. Not in any malicious way, just have fun with her
the worst thing isn't that she dislikes you, it's that she doesn't notice you. You can get out of anything if she knows who you are, but if she doesn't then you're screwed. As long as you're not some creepy stalker you're fine. And by "creepy stalker" I mean "acting out all those things you're afraid of doing". Embrace the fear, embrace the autism, and just do what you normally do. Seriously, girls think it's really cute that you're nervous, but they will hate that you express that nervousness.
Girls can latch on to fucking anything and be attracted to it, except desperation. If you feel like you're being desperate, just don't do anything. She'll think you're either really mean to her or you're strong and silent. Either one is good. If she thinks you're mean, eventually she'll confront you and you can explain why you never talk to her. It'll be endearing. If she thinks you're strong and silent, you're a challenge to her.

>because autism = cognitive deficit

>someone got it absolutely right
>on this board

Wh-what just happened?

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>tfw autistic youngbro with shitty fast food job (its actually not that bad...)
>huge dinner rush that lasts for 4 hours
>since we're always understaffed i kick it into high gear
>doing like 4 peoples jobs at once since the openers didnt finish what they shouldve, i had my own shit to do, prep, talking to customers, boxing and bagging shit, cooking it, etc.
>2 dead weight girls are my only support
>start helping them clear up what theyre doing so they can start doing other shit
>one pipes up "chill out man"
>feels bad man, im not even being aggressive or throwing my weight around

do women have work ethic? i think it was an appropriate amount of effort for how much shit id have to do afterwards, regarding cleaning and whatever slack i had to pick up from my other lazy coworkers... plus its extra gains...

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you sound cute and charming desu!

you guys really get this nervous and shy around girls? whenever a guy gets quiet around me i think he dislikes me. even if i catch him staring at me. it's really confusing

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So personality will make you somehow less ugly and more attractive? AHAHAHAHAH thats why you're still single right, you're working on your jokes so you can be fun to be around HAHAHAHAHA the cope is killing me

BTFO GET REKT

>Prolly a party haha

Lemon party, underrated kek.

>do women have work ethic? i think it was an appropriate amount of effort for how much shit id have to do afterwards, regarding cleaning and whatever slack i had to pick up from my other lazy coworkers... plus its extra gains...

Fast food part time fag reporting in.

Obese women are the worst co-workers. Barely able to meet the minimum demands of their jobs. Will just graze by.

Hurts more when you realize you're being paid the same or even less (age fag so shift hours are cut).

Obnoxious to be around,. Mood changes depending on the time of day/weather. I'm a blast and cruise aesthetic fag. The fat ones constantly hit on me. I'm always polite and nice.

Eventually realize they can't have me. Turn bitch ass nasty. I used to feel sorry and pity the fat hoes. After being mistreated at work by them give zero fucks.

Fat girl is being teased at work, tell my co worker its slack. Few months down the line fat girl realizes I have 0 interest in her. Tries to seduce me by wearing tight pants sticking her phone in the back pocket and asking me if her ass looks too big THE FUck WOT.

One day walk in to work and she yells "EEEWW its user". My inner blood laced with synthetic hormones boils. Is this cunt for real. Go confront her and say "What did you just say?", ask her 2 times and she eventually apologizes.

Part time shit tier job but honestly I've learnt so much about having a solid work ethic and most importantly people in general.

Science degree done in a few years, hopefully post grad medicine - hence the part time shit tier job. Just need flexibility at this stage in life as I pursue my true academic goals.

Wish you the best young user.

Let me guess, a kanker mogool that works in Jumbo

>My inner blood laced with synthetic hormones boils.
Oh man that was funny.
You'll get shit for the reddit spacing though.

You could be fucking these girls, but you're playing little romance games that you learned from TV. Holding her hand under the table? Giving her a flower? Jesus, dude. I can't wait until you start balding so that these random open doors to sex start closing and you can see what you had.

Holy fucking reddit spacing. Don't space your posts out so much, it's bad etiquette. Your single comment takes up literally half the screen on my 1920x1080 monitor.

Anyway...
That's some bullshit. If some stupid bitch said some passive aggressive shit like that to me I wouldn't have any of it. I'd do the same thing you did.

>Oh man that was funny.
>You'll get shit for the reddit spacing though.
I've learnt my lesson.
>That's some bullshit. If some stupid bitch said some passive aggressive shit like that to me I wouldn't have any of it. I'd do the same thing you did.
If it was one experience you could let it pass. Always the overweight/trouble eating ones that literally come after you. It's like the lonely depressed hot girl whose friends make her feel bad since they know she has something that they cannot have. In my case those fatties want my body lol. If you think less attractive means better personality oh boy you're in for a shock - been on this planet close to 30 years now.

>ooga booga i fuck woman i make peepee all wet

Oh wow, that makes sense then. I kind of experienced the same thing, except we didn't really have fat chicks at my work.

>two 9/10 twig thots work cashier at my job
>do literally nothing but text on their phones, stand around to talk, try and get other people to do their job and passively refuse/delay themselves to the register
>they try and flirt with me, one time they even told me that i should "talk more" in this really weird infatuated girl voice
>just look inbetween them and say "haha... yeah..." and look back down into my phone, heart racing and sweaty
>eventually they stop trying and start either being mean to me/"accidentally" overcharging me for things or chasing one of my way older managers out of desperation
>he gets close to her but not really *close*
>she misinterprets and gets rejected (shes underage idk what she expected)
>she gets fired for falsely accusing him of rape
>never seen the dude so anxious, he was literally this 6'5" brick wall of muscle, football, and anger/childhood issues (very nice guy though) and it just brought him down for quite a while

Women are crazy, man. Thanks for giving me more reason to abstain, unironically. I can't believe fat girls have such a bloated sense of entitlement/self worth.