Is touching your own penis gay?

Is touching your own penis gay?

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Is preferring to talk with girls more than with boys gay?

Are blowjob pornvids gay?

Is touching your mates leg with your leg while sitting next to each other gay?

Is kissing your girlfriend after she sucked your penis gay?

yes

Cut out the middle man and just suck your own dick

>Sucking my bro's dick
>barely able to gurgle "no homo" as he fills my mouth with an ungodly amount of hot sticky cum

Being straigth feels hella good

is changing with other guys in the lockerroom gay?

is cumming while you have your semi-hard penis in your ass gay?

Is sucking 3 big dicks at once and letting them cum on your face gay?

No if you are a girl

Used to carpool with an FtM co-worker
Once joked about being so horny one day that even they were starting to look good
Long stretch of awkward silence later they tell me "Pussy is pussy" while turning off down the dirt road that leads to a secluded dead end in a forest area where people would dump stuff.
Then grabbed for my dick.
Pissed I wouldn't snog, but when I bent them over the hood all was forgiven.
Was a screamer, and apparently multiorgasmic.

Ftm still has the vagina?

who are they? They where two co-woorkers?

I wish I could

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That's why you need a fleshlight user.

I've liked touching 100% of the dicks I've ever touched (1).
Statistically, we're all gay

>When I was a fat little boy I could stick the tip of my penis in my mouth
>Now that I'm large and more flexible thanks to Olympic lifts I can give myself an oral creampie
>Wait 2 weeks between each fap session and take onions lecithin
>So much cum explodes into my mouth I have to swallow twice
Am I gay?

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Yeah thats how the gay starts.

Oh yeah.

I started to use shit like "they" and "them". Easier to remember and don't have to do the mental gymnastics.

the funniest part is that you can't even say onions lecithin anymore