Realize i'll be 23 next week

>realize i'll be 23 next week
>still no gf
>still not out of uni
>still not comfortable with myself
>still no real friendsj
I'm still not alive

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I'm be 25 this year

same situation

Ill be 28 in samme scenrio

It goes on, and gets worse, you're peaking now.

im 25 and just starting uni for the first time this september

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>in uni
>an bad thing
noone tell him

Dont give up user when I was 23 I was in a shitty relationship with a girl that abused being with me. I was only halfway my study.
Now at 25 have a gf since a few months and about to finish my degree with a job lined up. Life is looking so much better for me atm. You gotta put in the effort and go out of your way to get one though.

I got divorced at 21 op you're doing better than me

>last year
>my birthday
>no one has wished me a happy birthday
>lonely as fuck
>go to the store
>hatch epic plan
>ill buy a pack of cigarettes
>that way the cashier will have to look at my ID
>if the cashier looks at my ID they'll see its my birthday
>i can already feel the polite birthday wish warming my lonely soul
>dont usually smoke so i freeze up at the register trying to remember any brands
>cashier takes pity and just holds up a pack and says "is this what you want?"
>probably thinks im retarded
>nod yes
>she doesn't ask for ID
>"haha dont you need my card"
>"haha no its ok, you have a nice day"
>please
>please god im so lonely
>"d-don't you wanna see it anyway?"
>cashier looks alarmed and sad
>just like i feel
>she takes my ID
>looks at it, looks at me, looks at it
>"All good. have a nice day!"
>went home without a birthday wish
>tried a cigarette to see if i still puke from them
>i do
>went to bed at 9pm, crying

>this year
>celebrating with my friends this weekend

it gets better

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Don't get caught up in it man. One day you'll die and none of this will matter anyway.

Gotta start somewhere g. I'm just finishing at 25 and working as a bartender right now.

I'm the same but I never even got into uni to finish it. 23 in a couple of months.

I bet you play video games and socially isolate yourself

Damn dude, military? How old were you when you got married?

>tfw rawdogged a 8.5/10 PhD student on the university swim team and busted a fat nut deep inside her last night
>Tfw another fuck date tonight with a short lil negress with an amazing ass

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>negress

pop pop is that you

This is sad, but also kind of comfy in the end

I’d you guys diet and lift to exhaustion every other day you’ll feel better

Only your last two points matter

No, no person at that age can respect you if you are still in university not making enough money to make a living.
You are basically like a child at that age if you haven't made it into a job and your own place yet.

>22 next week
>nearly finishing masters in Sport, Health & Exercise Physiology
>6'4, fairly built and good looking
> 19yo milk truck GF who is mad in love with me
>have 2 jobs that will set me up for a career either in health or elite sport
>still a depressed faggot

Was at work today and really felt an urge to jump out the window lel. Also keep having visions of hanging mysel multiple times per hour

been moderately depressed for the last year or so. Been sever for the past 6 months of that. Think its getting better tho

I started lifting at 27 y-o and had my first gf at 28
It's never too late to improve yourself

i wish soc wasn't such a shithole.

i see so many like minded lads on here, i'd love to be friends and meet up as a group, even if it's just once a month or something. at least we'd be social.

normies get out

time to roid

When’s your birthday user? I’ll be 23 in about a week too. You should at least be grateful that you’re in uni period. I got kicked out for something I didn’t do and I’m stuck in an enternal limbo trying to fix my future. I’m sure it’ll get better at some point but man do I feel like shit all the time...

if it makes you feel better, I was a fat fuck at 16, found Jow Forums and became a depressed socially anxious faggot virgin until 19

L o l. There are many, many people in this world who will not judge you based on your income and living arrangements. Only total NEETs have reason to be ashamed. Or just go ahead and keep holding yourself to the standard of the most materialistic and depressed people in the world.

not OP (Im )

I'm 10th of May my dude. btw ho did you get kicked ou of uni for something you didnt do?

I'm turning 25 in 2 weeks and I live with my parents and I'm an alcoholic and chronically unemployed and I don't really even want to do anything but work out and work a shitty job and just live easy

I'm a loser but I like it that way

Nice. I’m May 11th. Also I don’t want to talk about it too much in here but just look up Title IX and it’ll give you a good idea

im trying to get onto a masters course to career change in my 30s

its never too late to make those gains

>realize i'll be 27 next month
>still no gf
>still not out of uni
>still not comfortable with myself
>still no real friendsj
I'm still not alive

I too love rick and morty!

I'm also a May baby. Happy birthday to you bros next week.

The median age of a masters is like 35 you idiot

it will be quick another 10 years for you like that. wont change, you've got autism. unironically you are happier with no gf nor friends

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I have absolutely zero (0) friends, at least you have a few. I am alone literally 100% of the time.

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pls be true

no it's not true, in america median age of masters is 25 and in europe 27. nobody goes to school after 30 other than unemployed laid off people. it's terrible to have a degree at that age employers laugh

WHAT IS THIS FUCKING R9K

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knew it
:')

In the US maybe. In Europe it's normal for 23yo's to be at university and still not hold a proper job. Most people that decided to go to college get their first real job at 24-25

Feel you brother
Junior in uni but graduating in 3 more years at 25.
Can't get over it no matter how hard I try

i'll be 26 next week, summer never came for me, i did it to myself so i have no right to complain, it still hurts though, that feeling of wasted youth

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post pics of milk truck gf

>wanting a gf and college degree

>2018

Why do you want to be cucked so badly user