Why dont you have a beard user?

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Because I’m not a basedboy

i'm not a soigoy who needs to hide a weak jawline with some trash facial hair

because i have a good jaw.

i do

Because I have a beautiful face and a strong jaw.

Beards are a cope, like push-up bras or hair pieces. Every screeching Nintendo-obsessed nu male has a beard. Every weak-jawed subhuman manlet has a beard. Question is OP, why do YOU have a beard?

Do you think it makes you a man?

This. Either Grow a mustache or be clean shaven.

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Shaved my beard off yesterday and deeply regret it now. ;_;

I do, it looks like total shit but it doesn't matter because I don't have any friends anyway.

i unironically cant grow beard to save my life
but its fine since i have decent jawline and chin

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Why would I have a beard? It's not 2014 anymore

Fags who can't grow a beard.

post jawline

10 day stubble is superior unless it's really gray.

I am a firefighter. Need to keep a seal for breathing apparatus.

I have one because I don't age. I'm in my mid 20's but I look like I'm 19 or 20 without the beard. That will be nice when I get older but for now it's a pain in the ass.

I can't grow one. The best I can do is a billy goat scruff.

I do, and my gf loves it.

It's mostly genectics but try Iron Beard. I tried it on a whim and it actually thickened up my beard.

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10 day stubble is a beard for non soiboys

I'll try it out, thanks user. How long did it take to see results? Would the one-time purchase be good to see how well it works?

Because I got an ugly arab beard
5'o clock shadow is GOAT

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>Have good jawline
>Grow short stubble
>Get told I look like wolverine often

Wolverine has a beard though. Your friends are brainlets.

For me I would say 9-12 days before I saw results. A one time purchase is the wisest choice since you won't know if it works for you until your body shows results. At the very least it will give you a bit of an energy boost since it's a B complex forumla.

he's got mutton chops with stubble, what's wrong with your eyes. but to be fair throughout the decades he's probably had everything between a clean shave and full beard

Based boys ruined beards. Shave that stupid muff off your face, you are not a viking or a lumberjack, you are a hairy pussymouth

But user I'm a Blacksmith.

Because when the race war comes I want my gas mask to make a good seal against my face so my homemade teargas doesn't affect me too.

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Because I work in a highly professional environment (work for an investment banking giant, but as a beta actuary, not a chad investment banker unfortunately), and I am expected to be clean shaven as a result. I also genuinely enjoy shaving, it’s become my favorite part of my morning routine. I’ve even gotten into badger brush/straight razor fedora faggotry recently.

Real talk, how could you make out if you had that giant beard in the way?

because i can't stand not shaving it off after 2 weeks

My beard is pretty shit so I just have a moustache.

Because it itches. I have thick and curly beard hair. My face looks better clean shaven or with some stubble.

Also what to do about the ingrown hairs on my neck?

Make him grow one as well, that way both of you wont feel awkward.

I got laser hair treatment so I don't have to deal with facial and body hair

I only have the chin strap, just hopped on minoxidil 2 days ago. Let’s see how the journey goes.

>I’ve even gotten into badger brush/straight razor fedora faggotry recently.
I really want to do this. pls redpill me or give product recs

Get a gf that love to have hair in her mouth, or change gf

I've never grown my beard for more than 4 days before shaving. I don't even know what it would look like. I just shave it because it's itchy and annoying.

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I’m still fairly new to it myself but the Merkur 34c is a pretty well-regarded safety razor that isn’t horrifically expensive (about $30-$40 on amazon). I recently moved into straight razor usage and my grandfather gave me his father’s old one he had sitting around, so I can’t recommend what to buy there. I have a cheap badger brush from escali and after trying some shaving soaps I really like Taylor of Old Bond. Pretty much the most entry level stuff imaginable but it’s all leaps and bounds better than normal shaving, /fa/ would shit all over my pleb tastes but I’m still happy with it

delete this

I can only grow a scraggly Amish/Muslim beard. I got a chin though so it's cool. Ever since I got introduced to the chinlet meme it's interesting seeing how many beard guys have no chins.

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I bought some beard dye today and used it to make my beard less patchy, happy with the results

Find a girl who wants to fuck cookie monster

>t. soigoys who are not manly enough to have facial hair

Enjoy having baby faces your whole lives

I’m a jawlet but always go clean shaven. No sense in hiding it, I guess. Just feels like a fat fuck getting oversized clothes, people can still tell they’re fat

>let your beard grow for 3 weeks tidying up the edges as you go along
>shave it when it starts to get annoying
>rinse and repeat

Best of both worlds m'lads

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They do improve facial aesthetics in some people.

b/c the beard has been coopted by basedboys who are trying to make themselves look more manly.

>paying a premium for B fucking vitamins
just eat a nice meal of beef liver

Because I used to have one and half-guarded my head and it scares white collar people I work with. I shaved and grew my hair out to not be as intimidating. Everyone assumes you are a fucking asshole or a skinhead.

1.clean shaven is the master race. no one likes a degerate with pubes on their face.
2.more hygenic, too many gross fucks get food in their beards.
3. I have a jawline
4. I'm not trying to prove my masculinity by having le epic beard

Mine grows in patchy and uneven and makes me look like one of the many tweaker scum in my community. I have a perfectly acceptable jawline and facial structure so I look good shaven or with a mustache.

Can't grow a good one. Anyway most girls I've been with have preferred me clean shaven. Don't feel as old with that look so sort of a win-win I guess.

This desu. One big reason I don't want to be bald. Since so many men are bald you don't stand out. Its like having no identity. Same goes for beards in the last 8 years.

cus im an asian fuck

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My dad can grow a full beard while I can barely grow a patchy keanu reeves beard at my 24

Will I ever grow full beard as well in the future or I just didn't got the same genetics?

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>You will never be aesthetic as Alain Delon
Why live?

>all the fags on the right are literally making stupid faces that detract from any masculinity to begin with, beard or not
if the guys on the left were making the same stupid face, you could easily swap them over to the right as well

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A beard, like it or not actually IS like make up for men. Like some ugly bitch needs make up to make her look acceptable and a beautiful woman needs no make up at all, a man with no jawline looks better/manlier with a beard.

Honestly, most people with beards I've met are super obnoxious. They listen to shitty metal, think they're the pinnacle of manliness, and don't realise they look messy as fuck.
A really short, full beard can look nice on the right person, but not those long "lol im a viking bro" beards.

I have a decent jaw and chin, too. I also have a kind looking face that people enjoy.

I wish to become a firefighter. Any tips on getting hired?

This is true. Although beards are natural and unlike make up, take effort to remove rather than apply. A man doesn't necessarily go out of their way to get a beard and achieve these effects, whereas a woman does.

Faggot

Beards have died out around 2013 when all $basedboys started having them with their gay lumberjack apparel

pure unadulterated cope