47000 upvotes

>47000 upvotes
God I hate Reddit

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Did they steal that from here?

I don’t understand this. Are they making fun of people trying to better themselves?

>starerpack
why u so mad tho? it's on point

Yes
Theyre resentful crab buckets

Yes,I suppose its in response to this wave of self help fueled by young men over the past two years.

that's why he is mad. He realized how generic of a "person" he is.

yes, people that try to better themselves but fall for retarded memes instead of actually bettering themselves

This starterpack is literally filled with positive initiatives.

Except for NoFap.
That's literally a meme.

How much of the stuff on that list is useful?
So far all I'm doing is lifting and counting macros.

Is individualism really that important?

We all think we're special free thinkers for posting on this shit site

>hate Reddit
>goes to Reddit
>sub r/starter pack
>scroll
>scroll
>scroll
>see pic, feel emotion
>copy + paste open Jow Forums
>begin gay ass thread
>"Reddit fags amirite?"
Not even tangentially fitness related

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Not watching porn has a considerable impact.

To people who are a part of a crowd yet want to be special or want to be part of a crowd but blend in it is.

Everyone has to be speshul, no one ever says to be who they truly are or be open about what they think.

I like to think that what's special about the anonymity of image boards, is that people will post jokes for the genuine enjoyment of others.

>peterson
Meme
>no fap
Meme
>those books
Meme
>haircut
Kinda meme

Everything
YMMV with nofap, but its probably just a meme

>peterson
>Meme
*tips fedora in approval*

>meals,sleeping and exercise are not fitness related

Me but 30

What about meal prep? Why not just cook normally?

I'm 40 and successful.

That book on how to win friends and influence people is solid gold.
Even though it's a meme factory you should also read rich Dad poor dad.
These two books started my pathway to financial independence.
Money gains when you are young are worth 5 times what they are when you're middle aged.
Don't settle for average when it comes to money, you can be exceptionally wealthy.

so being generic is bad even if its effective?

Quitting porn was ezpz, but not nutting is absurd.

>That book on how to win friends and influence people is solid gold.
I concur. One of the must-read books.

A meme that works and hasn't harmed anyone....

Peterson has helped a lot of young men and women get their lives back on track and help themselves. What part of that is a meme?

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I'm 50 and more succesful.

It's all shit

It is unironically hip to be square

Clean your room goy

>dumbbell flies...

for me, it's the complete opposite

Nofap was fairly easy, but I still miss hunting for new porn clips. Still think about porn when fucking my 9/10 qt wife. Erections are healthy because I don't fap anymore, which means I don't deathgrip my dick. Pretty sure I'll always crave porn, but I honestly find fapping boring/tedious because I can make myself cum immediately if I wanted to.

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>going on r*ddit to take screencaps to go on Jow Forums to make a thread about r*ddit
why don't you stay there and don't come back you faggot
this isn't fitness related

Imagine being such a little faggot, that an self-aware image meant as a joke makes you angry.

Reddit literally can't stand the idea that young men are working hard to better themselves. All they care about is the "oppressed" getting handouts

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kill yourself

Less bullshit. People don't posture morally. We accept that we aren't perfect humans. And regardless of race, we all realize we have a little racist inside of us.

80% of this is a meme anyway

How To Win Friends and Influence people is absolutely not a meme, has helped me significantly with managing people and just dealing with retards in general

>Peterson
Le epic psychologist for people that never had a decent father figure in their lives, useless for anybody else.
>cleaning room
Normal human behaviour
>mealprep
Autistic if you're doing it and you're not a pro/aspiring pro
>nofap
Noporn is the clearly superior alternative
>studying
Every successful person studies
>Male fashion
Autistic if you're into it, just don't wear graphic Ts and wear some fitting, affordable clothes. Nobody even knows or cares about your expensive jacket or boots.
>self-help books
Normalfag tier meme that doesn't help, read /lit/ tier books instead. You'll learn more reading Crime and Punishment than How to influence people.
>lifting
Enjoy being a skinnyfat soiboi if you don't work out
>waking up early
Whatever rocks your boat, if you have work or college in the morning sure, otherwise mostly a meme.
>haircut
Just find a low maintenance haircut that fits you and that you like.

2/10 image, fuck off for making fun of people trying to improve their lives, even if it's through meme shit. I guess hitting the bong, working 9-5 at mcds and being 150 pounds overweight isn't appealing to everyone.

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i'm not even that first guy but
>loses the argument
>gives the old "kill yourself" because he has lost the war of ideas
fuck you, your presence makes this board worse

At this point in time I would say that that isn't even generic.
These days pic related is more the norm
unfortunatly

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No. I looked it up. Pretty much everyone commenting is saying either that no fap just means no porn and that more people should be doing it.

Alt-Hype is a legend. Good taste, user.

...vacuuming?

Hit too close to home OP? That starterpack is unironically very accurate. Literally everything there is a meme except lifting.

all of these things are considered “alt-right” now

that’s all they have in common. it’s just a smug attack on the self-esteem of young men who find wokeness alienating

I found the kike guys i mean goys

>no more mr nice guy
meme or actually helpful?

I’m not even a fan of Jordan Peterson but you have to wonder what’s going on in the head of a redditor who tries to meme like the awful shit you see on r/GamersRiseUp or r/Enoughpetersonspam

every time Jow Forums makes fun of peterson i go back and listen to him and realize Jow Forums is fucking retarded

What

It’s not Jow Forums
It’s /leftypol/ retards trying to astroturf

>t. 20 year old trying to sort his life out

im not the other guy either but
>get retarded response
>give retarded answer
>"hurr durr i won"

Both books in OP are very good. Pic related is important too

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>dude if you're an atheist you secretly believe in god lmfaoooo

derp anything that gets shared is a meme and only a meme - the inner mind of a 13 yo boy

If you check the reviews on goodreads, its 50% 5 star reviews from guys saying its helpful and 50% 1 star reviews from women calling it misogynistic

>48 laws of power
This book is worth reading for casual entertainment but god help you if you’re autistic enough to actually try applying it

Oh fuck you, I will have that song in my head for hours.

>self-help books
>Normalfag tier meme that doesn't help, read /lit/ tier books instead.
There is at least 1 How To Win Friends thread per day on /lit/ and I just checked the catalog, there is TWO active right now. You are fucking retarded

Some of the things there are stupid, though, like Jordan Peterson, NoFap, both of the books, fashionfagging,10 tips to waking up early, and the haircut.

Keeping a clean and orderly space, preparing your meals, working out, and studying are good though.

cook normally is fine. I take that image to mean more, eat healthy/clean

Peterson is a meme though.

He’s all over the place with this one

Any sources on the benefits? I remember reading the benefits somewhere once but all Google gives me is shitty self help answers

Aren't these starterpacks supposed to make fun of people? Like this one is a better version of OP because it actually ridicules the person rather than just listing their habits

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This starter pack isn't making fun of anyone though. They literally have an entire subreddit dedicated to """wholesome""" starter packs, because reddit always warps up and coming memes to better suit their audience.

There's literally no reason to be upset. 99% of the reactions to that picture are encouraging, and by others capable of relating to it.

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>"In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself. Hey, Paul!"

Self help books are bullshit but everything else is worth trying

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because nu/lit/ has retarded Jow Forumsfags that are too stupid to read normal books and meatheads from Jow Forums that want to go /fitlit/ without putting in the effort.

>tfw only 3 of these things apply but I'm probably very close to the exact demographic they are trying to nail down

So much of this shit is so conflicting and unrelated/obscure that I'm guessing the idea was to just try to nail down as many insufferable fucks as possible.

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>taking care of yourself is a meme
>trying to get your shit together is a meme
What the fuck is wrong with you?

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>Le epic psychologist for people that never had a decent father figure in their lives, useless for anybody else.
Why mock the ones that benefit from this?
It's better to have adopted Dr. Kermit as their father figure tan remain a pathetic incel for the rest of their lives.

More than likely.

DLELETE NOW

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the funniest thing about OP's photo is how insanely triggered Jow Forums gets. this board is so insecure, it's almost incomprehensible. this may be, literally, the most insecure collection of individuals anywhere on the planet.

>person makes collage
>maybe people on Jow Forums could take a joke and say "haha yeah, we do really just do the exact same things to try to fix ourselves. nofap, dale carnegie's book, jordan peterson, clean your room, do meal preps, wake up early, yup those explain us pretty well, we have constant general threads about all these things"
>instead its REEEEEEEEEE FUCK REDDIT WE ARE BETTERING OURSELVES REEEEEEEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEE REDDITARDS STOP MAKING FUN OF US REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Unironically kill yourself plebbit

>Jow Forums
>insecure
uh yeah, absolutely

I unironically did all of these things and totally turned my life around. Graduated uni, got a job, quit weed, and got a gf. I’ve tried to red pill everyone on this Method but few want to accept it. While not a permanent system it’s a great stepping stone from aimless adolescence to adulthood.

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For me it's like all but 3. I don't do no-fap, I play video games on occasion, and I work out way more than twice a month. Never had one of these be so spot on.

There is no joke, it's practically an advice list
is a joke, and has gotten a few (you)s just because it's very broad in it's traits

It's not all retarded memes, I think keeping yourself groomed and living space clean have been pretty much the benchmark of having the bare minimum of your life together for a while now user.

Then you keep improving while they slack behind.
Never slacken brother.
If they won't listen, fine.
You will listen and be better.

I think it's a guide for 18-24 year olds to sort their shit out. Some of those things aren't what I would recommend, but props to them for trying.

Red pill me on quiting weed user, I keep going back and I want to stop

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>I’ve tried to red pill everyone on this Method but few want to accept it.

please don't tell me you actually try to tell people in real life "dude just stop masturbating, listen to jordan peterson, read these books, get this haircut and wake up early and your life will be so much better"

here's the red pill: it's a drug, stop doing it

you really are like a child

You guys are retarded. There is nothing in the OP to even suggest that the ribbitors in this pic are making fun of these people. It feels to me like they're identifying with this meme

>haircut

Obviously a normie white boy under 22 years of age.

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>haircut
>Kinda meme
All fashion is a meme. Literally the definition of a meme.

Doing about half of those and my life just gets better.

>fit needs to listen to a glorified motivational speaker talking, a book written in 1930 and some other pick up artist book to improve thier lives

absolutely
fuckin
pathetic

asianmasculinity incels need to go

>ITT: butthurt

lol

>getting mad about things that no one is making you look at
This is on the same level as Tumblr sjw booty blast

it's just too easy to troll Jow Forums but it's too irresistible. the most insecure group of individuals of any website, possibly any group on the planet