Aesthetic haircuts

Its the most alpha hairstyle right now.

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>alpha

stop acting like real life is a german movie from the 90

what's the best haircut for a slavshit like me? other than a buzz cut

This.
>He says while posting a fade like haircut

>Long hair suggests a feminine more wise trait

Longhair is a sign of either a savage or a woman. This has been true since forever.

never seen someone who isn't a massive faggot rocking that haircut op

Have a fade since I had to cut my afro for a wedding
Growing it back out to get it dreaded

this is the faggiest haircut, the amount of volume alone makes me laugh, I can only Imagine someone slapping him and his hair following suit.

God damn you're such a faggot.

Can't argue with those dubs. Unfortunately incels that hangout on Jow Forums aren't savage since nobody lifts here and are full of manlets. If you want to have long hair you better look exotic like aquaman etc. If you're a skinny beta you'd look like a bigger beta with long hair. That's also been true since forever.

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t. balding

its okay bruh

>tfw perfectly round head with high forehead
never gonna make it

fashionbeans.com/2016/how-to-choose-right-haircut-for-face-shape/

>fit hair
>no mention of jeff

not making it bros

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You can only rock this if you're a nigger or a wigger.

>a savage
go and never come back you collosal underage faggot.

>Putting that much effort in to blowdrying and straightening your hair every day

Not Jow Forums and 100% gay

Yeah, underages use the word savage in the colloquial sense.
Go sit in the stupid corner you silly cunt.

That is a gay

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you cant pull this off without his facial lines. if you have a bit of a pudgy face this looks fucking gay. the undercut usually enlongates the face giving you a more masculine and long face and squaring your roundness a bit. This haircut is too flat to do so.

Do you know where you are?

dickmode

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fuck i hate being bald, threads like this make me want to kill myself lmao

Haha

mariano di vaio hair is god like

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youre right desu

Most people look like shit with long hair unless theyre actually fit or fashionable to pull it off

yo i recognise u

That guys hair could look like anything and it would be attractive

>undercuts
i hate this faggoty gay hairstyle
you look retarded with so much hair on top but nothing on the side
keep the sides short but dont have a fucking coonskin worth of hair on top
if you do this then at least go all out and get a pompadour to disringuish yourself from every fuckboy and their brother with the davud beckham hair

anyone with uncut hair is a hippy and probably has lice
peak aesthetic hair is well combed, short and simple. It should be timeless and not rely on gel because otherwise the absurd structure collapses. Of course, this assumes you look like a man. If youre a faggot curly hair might suit you better.

he looks like a painting brush

That's Digimon, bro. Take that shit to /a/

Being 5'9" isn't aesthetic. Bare minimum is 6 feet for aesthetics. Jeff likes to claim he is 6 feet, but he barely makes it to 5'10" with the thick shoes he always wears.

Not him, but I had long hair down to my waist when I was underage. Now being older, I have a short hairstyle. It matches maturity and sophistication. Long hair is untame and wild like being a teen.

Jawbro.

undercuts look pretty good with wavy hair. its just that most people cant pull it off.

I can confirm this.
I've got medium length wavy locks from my Italian genes and the undercut looks really nice on me.

>ahhhhh help me falcon

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>maturity and sophistication

*tips hat*

Oh come on, don't read into it that much, Jesus.

Getting my haircut at a fancy real deal barber shop for men. The type of place that does straight razor shaves and all that. Never had my hair cut by a man before. What the fuck should I get? I am skelly with blonde straight hair. Pls help

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his chin is bigger than my future

Miss me with that undercut shit.

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whatever haircut this is

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shit dew or nah

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R8

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>spikey tips

2003 called wants hair back

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Don't be an autist and show your barber pics of the haircut you want. Keep an eye on your hair. Don't be an autist let the barber do his job also don't tuck your elbows in like a beta. If his penis straffes you dont chimp out.

He looks like a turnip

Is long hair really this hated on here? Fucks sake guys, though I do agree it could make you look beta as fuck if not done right but I personally like my long hair, regardless of what anyone else thinks, on Jow Forums or irl

kek

almost everybody tells me I looked better with short hair, but I like my long hair so fuck em

Thats a Chad if i've ever seen one

Oliver Sturmvoll

its not. oliver is skinny and that gigachad has some mass on him

long hair looks weird with normal clothes like baggy jeans and tshirt. it makes you look like a slob. unless you step up your fashion or become a chiseled greek god, long hair will look like shit on you.

99% of the time an undercut looks fucking retarded if you aren't a celebrity and/or don't have it perfect and full of hair product.

This is shorter is the haircut of a grown man. A man doesn't have some stupid fad hairstyle

0 on top 6 on the sides

Forgot the fucking pic

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get whatever these chads have

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short hair is gay as fuck.

I don't cut my hair because I'm a real man, who looks like God and nature intended.

Also, chicks dig it and it triggers hairlets.

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Unlike most people, you look like you can pull it off because your buff.

buzzed becuz creatine

It is.
Short hair:
>needs constant maintanence
>keeping up with current fashion trends
>hair products and shit
>have to cut it every couple of weeks or risk looking unkempt
>look identical to every gym bro who tries to looks max

Long hair:
>no maintanence aside from washing it once or twice a week
>gives you I don't give a fuck status
>automatically makes you stand out in the sea fo bald gym incels

This only works if you have good hair though. If you have thin, weak hair it's best to cut it.

Well, we are on Jow Forums, mate. Isn't that the point?

i think long hair is cool, and the guys that don't look good with it almost never look good with short hair either

Hello CIA

help me brehs what's the optimal chink haircut? Idk if I should buzz it down again. Here's my hair when it was long

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Here it is short. Suggestions?

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>The only haircut that isn't used by normie teenstars and memers
>The haircut that needs the most confidence
>The haircut that needs the least maintenance
>The haircut that stops aging, he's 48 in this pic

Hurr durr, you only post this cause you're balding
>So what? There's a >50% chance you will too. Do it now and you'll look forever like the age you are now.

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Here comes the hairpill: Long hair + clean shaven is the absolute goat look. With short hair you look like a clone and a disgusting beard makes you look like a pathetic jawlet/chinlet/$oyboy.

tldr: if you are handsome, grow your hair out, it will make more handsome. If you are ugly, the same, it won't make you less ugly but it will make you stand out and not look like a pathetic clone that follows cringeworthy normie trends. No beard, ever, unless you are very tall and swole, if that's not the case, shave off now.

you smelling a fart in that picture?

I like this one. You gooks are really good at pulling off that particular style

Is this a taper or a fade? Idk the difference but I like the cut

Im 18

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one that looks good on you and isnt a meme

Yeah, no. You're an idiot. It depends on the person's face. Not all men can pull that off, they just look weird as fuck. You have no fucking idea what you are talking about, and should definitely kill yourself at your earliest opportunity.

Thanks user. Gonna grow it out one last time.

Classic

Wholesome

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t. seething baldie

true chad

Fags.

>Get this haircut today
>Go to buy the extended edition of Lord of The Rings on Blu Ray afterwards
>Before saying anything, straight away the girl working there gives me 20% off of it and pretends there was a sales sticker on there
>Winks at me

What power have I unlocked with this hairstyle?

What sort of haircut would you recommend for ultra-curly hair? When it gets long it goes full afro which I’ve dealt with by having really short cuts. I’m sick of the short hair, do I have any other options?

I currently have a Jewfroish hairstyle kinda like pic related but blonde, should I keep it or get rid of it?

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rate my hair

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What do I do with this bois?

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one that hides my hairline.

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Something that has longer hair on the top, not too much more hair just an inch or two more than the sides. Anymore hair is normie tier.

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