When did you deside to get Jow Forums?

Tell me about THAT exact moment

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I decided to get Jow Forums at the ripe age of 13.
I'm almost 20 now, and I'm still not Jow Forums.
>mfw

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>using nu-Wojak
Kill yourself

>tfw I’m a retarded brainlet and literally can’t remember the reason I started lifting hard a few years ago

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Don't sweat it man, how much longer can it possibly take?

>Hey look at that guy, he's so small, lets make him suck our dicks

A girl threatened to beat me up and I knew she would win.

When I needed to get bigger to play football

wasnt getting laid when i was thin
nor fat
being Jow Forums is the only true way out

when my ex cheated on me

she still drunk calls me 6 months after breakup, anyone have any idea what that's about?

Seeing a picture of Chad with his arm around my oneitis

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21st birthday I woke up looked in the mirror and knew I had to get fit

I can describe it vividly
>be me
> 16 (19 now)
> spend all my time on /v/
> when not on computer i would post on my iphone 4 (even though the 5 was out)
> suddenly phone posting is blocked on /v/
> fug
> decide to explore other boards
> stumble upon Jow Forums
> see a face rate thread
> considered myself a strapping lad so i post my face
> get told i looked like a big nosed Zyzz
> who the fuck is Zyzz?
>search it up
> look and bask in the glory of what zyzz was
> become inspired to lift
Haven't stopped since

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>Dad got me into working out
>Didn't have the discipline to maintain a steady schedule
>Develop oneitis freshman year in college
>Rejected ofc
>A year later see her at cafe im already eating at
>Heart racing, and hands shaking just at seeing her
>Sits directly in front of me with a lanklet jew
>Realize the only thing making me feel this way is myself
>If I want to become a better person, i'm the only one who can do it
That unlocked my confidence, which pushed me into lifting so that I can transcend humanity

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>7th Grade
>Friend keeps taking about DBZ
>Check it out, watch the whole show
>Decide not to be lil bish anymore
>Get big

No exact moment. Didn't feel all that bad about myself just wanted to get bigger become more of an alpha and chad, be instantly more respected by strangers and familiars.. u know the usual shit.

>friend asks me if i want to start working out with him
>i say yes
And the rest, as they say, is history.

I decided to get Jow Forums after i realized thst Jow Forums was affecting my subconscious thinking
I cant leave so i changed what i was exposed to and choose Jow Forums

>be 18 in university
>frat-type society, all first year students had to go on a night out dressed as women, sluttt looking, and painted blue
>guy in society tips my slut-top open to reveal skinnyfat physique
>girl that tags along grabs me by the arm, turns me around to look at my body
>utter disgust and she did it on purpose

It's been 8 years. Im now pretty muscular but currently on a bulk so not shredded. Said girl wasn't very nice.

Pics?
>just one, lets not derail the thread

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I dont have any on this phone I'm afraid and my gf is asleep next to me so I'm not getting up to take one lol

kek

Yup. It was pretty humiliating. Sidenote, i got super drunk after that and got chatting with a female police officer who was on the beat at the time and swapped numbers. Went on two dates afterwards but then i got ghosted (and got no poon :-(

First hangout with new friends. We were drinking and doing challenges. I rolled the dice and got told to do 30 pushups. Fatigue kicked in after 20, failed on 24th one. That disappointment drives me to this day.

So I fucking broke the 3.5pl8 deadlift PR yesterday.

Had been underweight all my life, was 20, a broke student going to bed with baked beans for dinner and could feel my hip bones poking out when I lay down. Could actually feel most of my bones through my skin. Decided then and there the second I found some work I was putting on at least 20kg of muscle. Signed up to a gym the second I got a job, here I am 15 kg heavier. People who have never been auschwitz mode will never know how good it is to feel all over your body and only have fat and muscle. I can actually comfortable spoon my gf now.

Going to go live in Japan for two years and I want Japanese cuties to want me :)

>Family from australia visits my senpai in denmark last summer
>All cousins are succesful chads and stacies
>Listen to their stories of how much they party and live happy lives
>I have no interesting stories to tell
>They slowly realise im a boring shutin and they just joke around with eachother and start including me less and less in their fun
>Spend rest of time with their parents and the elders
>Get asked why im so quiet and emotionless
>3 weeks later
>They are about to leave denmark at the airport
>Literally 4 out of 8 people forgot to say goodbye to me
>This is when it all started

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>2016
>33 year-old skinnyfat, just about to get married
>Run down stairs, feel my titties bouncing.
>Start running and lifting
>Soon develops into swimming and cycling
>2 years later, going gym 4 times a week, doing Triathlons

I admit I’d wish I’d got fit earlier in life, and had the body I do now back in my 20s, but it’s also just as satisfying knowing the missus isn’t fussed that much as long as I’m not a total fat slob.

/this

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I decided to get fit the day Dying Light came out because it inspired me to go outside and do parkour. I used to be obese, now I'm overweight and I broke my right leg in the process because I jumped from 7 feet and slipped. I'm okay now though.

Damn man. I hope you mog the shit out of them next time they see you.

I had a couple of 15 lbs dumbells from my mother. So I started lifting.

15 of july. 2014.

Decided enough was enough and that I really, really want to have sex. Time to put some hard work in and not have a flabby, fucked up body anymore so that girls will actually let me put it in.

>swimming in the middle of a huge lake
>cousin comes by in canoe
>he's always been ripped, polish retard strength genes
>I try to get into canoe but lack the upper body strength and have to swim all the way back to shore in shame
>cousin laughs at me

then later on that same camping trip
>girls commenting on cousin's body
>I say "What am I, chopped liver?"
>they reply "No, just average"

Been lifting since then. 20 years ago.

Looked in the mirror and realized my entire life the only source of insecurity in my life was my fucking body and I was sick of it. I wasn't fat, just super skinny. It prevented me from hanging out with certain people, got me made fun of, and made me feel unattractive. I said "fuck it" and figured I either work out or I live my life as a bitch to the world. I started lifting and haven't looked back since. My confidence is now through the roof and I learned what discipline is, I can't put into words how much better my life became after I started.

Also I love doing pull ups, like I could do them all day if my body let me, so that was another motivator. I feel like Chad when do perfect form pull ups.

kek

i saw that pic of chris chan next to arnie at the same age.

Saw a picture of my ex with a guy that looked like an uglier version of me, except he was kind of fit. Got pretty angry and started lifting two weeks after that.

I know it sounds retarded but what can I do, at least I'm working on myself now.

Lol that’s not wojack that’s jomack. Haha get it?

Good

i started getting into philosophy by reading socrates and i realised my skinny fat body from years of a sedentary life style would disgust the ancients

>10th grade qt from another school i met on a mission trip (christian school)
>I'm still overweight. Decide to lose weight so i can impress the qt next time i meet her
>talk often over skype but never a chance to meet each other (she was about a 10 hour drive away but i had no car)
>senior year of highschool I see her again, I'm a fucking lanklet now (all cardio no lifting)
>we talk for a bit but my autism prohibits me from doing anything more
>go our seperate ways after a hug
>in hindsight I could tell she was into me fug.

I guess it's for the best, she turned out to be a bleeding heart liberal while I went from moderate liberal to right wing death squad.

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i had to take a pe class to graduate high school, and i chose strength training because fitness walking was filled up. i expected to hate it, but i realized it was pretty fun and the rest is history

Hail victory brother

In high school I took “personal fitness” as an elective and fucked around in the weight room with my buddies. Fell in love with it then
>7 years
>all with that sweet puberty test
The fuck did you do, post body

My mom tripped twice in a month and I realized I might not be strong enough to help her. I want the strength to help her. To help anyone that may need it. I want to give back to the world that gave so much to me.

Living in Japan now. Be prepared for disappoinment white pigu

She broke up with me a few days before Christmas after fucking all her roommates and crying about how depressed she was. I've always been a fairly laid back person, but I felt the anger of a thousand suns after that.

Now nobody can fuck with me.

>Oh, I thought you were buff user
Decided it was time to lose weight after she stopped talking to me 2 days later. Almost had my first gf and she was way cuter than I thought I could ever get.

Lost the weight but put some back on a couple years later so now I'm skinnyfat (bordering on fat) with a pinch of muscle. Gonna cut down the next couple months then do a slow clean bulk til I hit about 20% bf again.

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"Well I'm a NEET and I just sit around being depressed all day. Might as well do a few pushups I guess"

>be me 13
>ask out girl who says no
>think its because I need to lose weight
>been doing it ever since
I still have a long way until I feel complete though I have finally almost hit where I get mired by women.

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>Big-nosed Zyzz
>Implying a nose greater than our lord's
post nose pics or GTFO

>new apt
>see guy walking out lookin moody
>remember being shirtless n moody
>decide to get moody

When i decided to become a fireman. Im a skinny guy, so i spent the entire summer doing pushups, situps, and running to get ready for the fire academy physical. Two years and change later, im not much bigger (6'3" @ 170lbs) and i managed to push through fire academy and my CPAT. Im planning on getting really seriously now because i want to look like a fireman and not some skeleton man, and also I wanna get a gf bc ive been single for 19 years

it's big in the wide sense probably
>thinking about getting a nose job

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Wanted to fight a kid because he was a pos. He was a lot smaller than me. Tried to push him and realized how weak I was.

Plus I'm 6'5" and figured it would make me a beast.

Dad got a bow flex home gym one day and I started using it casually
Enjoyed it and liked the noob gains so I got a gym membership and started taking it more seriously afterward

>Go to jail
>Either sit around watch TV or put in work.
>Did calesthenics
>Been lifting since ive been out

>6'2"
>150 lbs with hair to my shoulders
needed to return to greatness

hard to believe

what does she call about

I already have a jap girl willing to give me sex every night who I hooked up with on vacation

sounds like you need to get some game

>interrupting a conversation to ask if you're chopped liver

When I was raped as a kid or was it when I nearly died under a weight bar while my uncles laughed...
Eh, one or the other.

I promised I'd never be weak or hate myself anymore.
Got strong, still hated myself, never learned how to make peace with a lot of stuff can't trust people anymore.

Ah well. At least I have a great body and a retardedly huge dick now.

All of the people itt saying they did it for girls dissapoint me
I was a weak faggot and realized that if I was to survive I needed to get stronger, fucking bitches never crossed my mind

Not an exact moment per se but:
>spend most of childhood and teens as a shut-in, resenting myself
>have literally zero typical normalfag memories (almost 0 friends, kissless, handholdless virgin etc.)
>enter uni thinking I can change myself with the newenvironment, all of my issues get extremely worse and drop out after a year
>become NEET and do typical weebshit/vidya
>watch hajime no ippo
>start tearing up when I finally realize I've never actually worked hard at anything or ever been able to genuinely say "I believe in myself"
Just started last November, I still can't say it but I'm getting there

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>hajime no ippo
I recommend watching Rainbow: Nisha Rokubou no Shichinin if you haven't already.

Yeah I've seen it, that and pic related also helped me out

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For me, I decided to get stronk at this moment.
> my dad sold me to a random guy when i was a little kid.
>then the random guy raped my ass.

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>crying emoji
You should get a suicide job.

Literally zero reason to get a nose job, you look fine user. Hard to tell with the eyes covered, but probably, anyway.

The moment I decided to exact my revenge on a few people. I literally have to become a warrior. Unstoppable force of nature, fearless. WARRIOR. IM COMING FOR YOU BITCHES. JUST. JFUCKING WAIT. I Fight, BJJ, and lift so fucking heavy everyday. Eating sleeping hardcore. It's coming. not now not tomorrow. but soon. then prolly grils or prison depending.

is he kidding ? is he kidding?!

reading this thread after my shower recently might be my exact moment

>6 feet tall. 215 lbs. 23 years old
>We got new fluorescent lighting in the bathroom. Now I can see every fucking crevice of my face, hair, and body in extreme detail.
>go back to my room feeling like shit. Posting in a Jow Forums thread helping some fuckass with what is probably his algorithms homework while I program some HPC shit on the other screen
>live my life pretty sedentary
>I kinda got that "fat that almost looks like abs" meme that kinda saves me when ever i have to take off my shirt in front of others
>thick as fuck thighs though
>get told by my girlfriend, siblings, parents, friends, girlfriends and boyfriends of my friends, and acquaintances that I have a body that would probably look very well if i just took it seriously and worked out
>comments on wide shoulders that would be great for football and shit like that
>literally live next to a ymca
>ignored it all most of my life, loved computer science and math and shit and spent spent most of my days in front of a computer sitting on my ass
>lots of body dysphoria has me wearing shit like flannel every time I go out 100% of the time

>realize i fucking love swimming after a beach trip earlier this year

>ymca next to me has a pool
>feels like everything is falling into place waiting for me to take my body seriously

>today's the day

It starts today, user.

I want underage to leave

>Me, 14 yo
>Used to do 100 push-ups and sit-ups every morning (ages ~8-12)
>Stopped and had seen myself as the fat kid since. Not even fat, should have bulked for dem calves.
>Awkward and shy nerd
>Bullied
>Don't fit in
>Want girls but can't talk to them
>Pretend weddings are a thing we do in primary school (small school). The class chad gets pretend married to the 5 cutest girls. I just want one.
>Frustrated
>Rage
>Play sports
>Bully/fight so I'm not the one getting teased
>Do stupid shit and pretend I'm not a nerd to try to fit in
>People start having serious relationships and sex. I want a gf and want to smash
>I sperg out whenever I talk to a girl, especially one on one. I'm too quiet. Don't think I'm good enough anyway, everyone probably thinks I'm a loser
>Gets to the summer between grades 9 and 10
>Changing schools
>Now's my chance
>Do pretty much just chin-ups, push-ups, curls, pec flyes, running and sit-ups
>Looking good, grown a bit in height too, facial aesthetics start coming in
But... Still think I'm the fat one in the group. Want the girls. I find out later that a lot of them wanted me too, I just never talked to them. mfw. Get drunk at parties but still too afraid even when sluts sit on my lap and I'm told directly some girl thinks I'm hot. Think I'm not good enough, not shredded enough, too fat, start working out harder. Don't know what I'm doing. Do a lot of running, sports, martial arts, high rep weight training. Skinny but squat as much as biggest guy in class in PE. Why didn't I start proper lifting then lmao. Develop incurable autism.

Good times.

Haven't been too consistent since , only started again a few weeks ago, but reminiscing this gives me courage to try harder, move forwards and work on not being so beta.

If you watch Darling in the Franxx, I experienced the same thing that Kokoro did to Futoshi. I decided to start lifting and eating better after that.

>girl leans head on my shoulder
>immediately gets back off when she realizes it's just bone, no muscle or fat to be comfortable

Never again

call me pathetic, whatever I'm probably way older than you. some fuckers fucked my whole life. I'm not even kidding. they fucking. fucked. my. life. fucked with my wife by giving her laced pot. I tested that shit in a lab. they fucked with my career. I'm literally getting rdy for hunting season. just waiting for them to have kids. is he kidding? is he kidding?

The best day to start was yesterday, the second best day is today,.

Its never too late too start user, i believe in you

Same. Kind of a boring start but fuck it

This.

I have some weird pointy shoulder bones going on too. Doctor said I'll have them forever unless I put on a ridiculous amount of muscle.

Challenge accepted.

They're still liable to put a girl's eye out but at least they might get distracted by my biceps.

Shut the fuck up lol no one cares about ur gay anime shit

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When I was 16 some stupid junkies intended to rob me ( I escaped ) but I felt so weak that I decided to get a stronger body at 17 i went from 65 to 81 kilograms, since then I realized I was a fat cunt and decided to lose weight and lift for the aesthetics, rate my skinny ass (this I not even my final form)

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>he says while posting oni

Keep going.

Kinda came outta nowhere, I suddenly stopped wanting to be a skeleton, and fill out close better. I've been at it for about half a month now.

>tfw just after finishing arms are fairly huge and firm but in a few hours again I'm squishy again

I hate this. Also my sexual frustration is increasing and fapping isn't helping, I also hate this.

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Oh yeah, I also want ez anime convention poon. It should be autopilot mode if you're fit in an ocean of skinnyfags and fat asses.