Are Finns elves?

Elvis is based on Finnish!
Make of that what you will

How come Elrond has dark hair and all the other elves have light hair? Is he a mutt?

Ei.

Ilmatyynyalukseni on täynnä ankeriaita.

Finns genetically departed from Indo-Europeans before "white" features emerged. They are an Aryan race separate from Europeans.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I NEED A GF ANYTHING WPULD DO EVEN A FUCCBOI AT THIS POINT SOMEONE SUCK MY DICK KM GOING INSANE

2nd ever

Yes.

More creative than you, muhammad.

>ywn get a blow job from a forest elf.

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>Elvis is based on Finnish!

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feels bad man

youtube.com/watch?v=gXo6_g8mqLM

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I was always amazed at Hugo Weaving's casting in this role. Sure, he's a great actor, but he's such an odd looking man.

binland :----D

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>Are Finns elves?
Duh

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I like the color scheme of that flag

>Minnesota included
I'm in!

>Hans ... I think those 'Finns' are actually infiltrators...

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YOu've probably never even been to a St. Urho's Day Parade.

I go to the one in Kaleva every year.

He's the guy about the grasshoppers or something right?

>women's suffrage
>promiscuity
The person who made this chart thought these were things to be proud of?

He chased all the grasshoppers out of Finland, thus saving the grape crops, thus keeping the Finnish wine industry alive.

Heinäsirkka, heinäsirkka, mene täältä hiiteen!

That is super fucking retarded

Well hey at least I knew that. I'm not finnish. My mother's side is half swede/half norwegian and my father's side is all danish

yessssssssssssssssss
but you missed wales.
the south can be ethnically cleansed of the ingles and other unmen

Come out from behind your meme flag you coon.

Elvis used to be chauffeur for a Finn.

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what about the cornish?

Corn doesn't have Finns, silly.

>You will NEVER be this autistic.
Somehow I feel like I've lost even though I've clearly won.

lol no

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go knob yourself, anglo

I think Finn White Knight puukko'd himself.

>le 77% face

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Maybe.

>tfw no qt finnish gf

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seppuukko. that's a lot of double letters

They literally are. Sindarin is based largely on Finnish, and Tolkien was heavily influenced by the Kalevala, Kullervo, and Finnish folklore in general.

Is that yours?

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It would be much more apropriate for these 'finns' to larp as banzais instead.... just why Finns?...

Finns are the best thing Jow Forums has and thats the end

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No dumdum. It's the ethnic makeup of your country

thanks :D pay denbts btw

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Finland could collectively save 400,000,000 man hours per year if they eradicated all those double letters.

I thought you'd be more likely to return the wallet if you don't really have the need to steal little bit of money, but then almost no one in Switzerland returned the wallet and so many in India did.

12 wallets is too few to draw any conclusions. All of those could have been luck.

literally kill yourself you stupid upside down faggot

I'd benis.

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You don't know how that stuff works do you?

The true white people out there

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SHow your flag, Swede.

What do you mean?

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That m/27 jacket. That thing was made for friendly fire.

You do know that they have to learn our language in school, right burger

that sentence is not a useful english sentence. the person has just stated what they mean you fucking bieber.

But then everyone would sound as if they're speaking with Russian accent.

Yeah, because those Åland faggots cry, "Muh oppression!" before asking for more Gibs.

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I was hoping that he would explain how the ethnic stats don't work how I think they do.

>have to
Meh, I learned more Swedish from movies than in school. You just have to attend those classes.

who is this girl? shes so pretty, ive seen many pics of her

>inb4 Korpi poster attacks this thread

Anna-Sofia ALI-Sisto

In Finland there is the ancient tradition of "norðbúgvarnir", freely translated as "fucking in". A few weeks after a young man's 18th birthday he and his mother go out of town for a weekend and he is introduced into the art of love by her. Many mothers and boys now renounce this, but still maintain the appearance bu leave the sex act out. So no one can know if a boy was "fucked" by his mother or not.
Usually, the "couple" rents separate hotel rooms in a luxurious hotel. The boy gets the mother's room key and can visit her from midnight on; The mother fulfils his sexual desires during the weekend; The norðbúgvarnir ends on Sunday noon.
The mother and her son negotiate the rules before the norðbúgvarnir, especially regarding unusual sexual desires. The father is completely excluded from this ritual.
Finnish mothers are very concerned about their appearance, to please their son in the "fucken".
In the Finnish tradition, the norðbúgvarnir means the dismissal of the son from maternal care and a final gift and preparation on his way to adult life.

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>norðbúgvarnir
Yep. Sounds Finnish

here's a finnish woman standing next to the last remnants of the ancient finnish empire, a curious rock formation near rovaniemi. oh, if those rocks could talk, what wonders we would hear of finnish conquests and lost technology!

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He has human blood in him. Not a pure blood Finngolian.

What the fuck did I just read ?

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wat, that's not even a Finnish word boii

the truth

chingchongpingpong

>norðbúgvarnir

It's some sort of shitty pasta

God, she's so beautiful. I'd live to take her to bed, disappoint the fuck out of her after cumming while playing with her boobs for 10 seconds and then crying for 3 hours after.

(At least I'm being honest)

Mountain jew pls go.

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Fooking mods.

yes

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have fun
cia.gov/library/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP96-00788R001700210016-5.pdf

Well his grandfather was a human.

i thought they were maids

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I'd like an Elvish sex slave in a maid costume.

I would let her shit in my mouth just to see the source.

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Strg C

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