/NoFap/ general - "shills, get in here!" edition

>had a wet dream last night
I'm too old for this shit

What is our stance on porn but not touching you dick?

Hot

how do I do noporn when I like jerking off to shemale porn

I had the same problem op. It took me two months of nofap before I finally came in my gf. Now I fap very infrequently and can still manage to cum from sex. Don't give up and if you get the urge just remember why you are doing nofap. Cumming in pussy is way better than in your hand.

>day 31
>edged like crazy the last few days

Nofap and NoEdge for May fellas

Day 9 here after fapping once and was 14 days before that.
In a LDR with QT GF, haven't seen her for 3 weeks.
Tried looking at some porn but just isn't doing it for me at the moment.
Thinking about fucking gf is the only thing that gets me going.
This thot has been messaging me wanting to hookup. Due to nofap I am almost considering it, but I want to stay true to my gf.
Gonna cum so much when I see her, she will probably get pregnant.

You're going too deep down the rabbit hole. Turn back user turn back.

once a week, noporn is the final redpill

I'm trying guys. Day 0 here.

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Does anyone feel like the effects of nofap become less pronounce after a week or is it just me? On day 7 I feel possessed, almost a euphoria, but day 8/9 I felt relatively normal

It undulates but peaks higher than the last time just a bit every time the feelings come back.

Anecdotal evidence m.imgur.com/a/g4eGH
Shout out to young link

>with first gf
>popping half chubs from holding hands
>get acceptable boners during make outs
>when she goes to give me a handy i couldn't be more flaccid
Is this my 3+ jerkings a day for the past five years or am I just nervous?

Who knows, could be both

Cured my PIED with 100+ days nofap ama

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what did you consider porn? Does looking at pics of girls in skimpy/tight clothing constitute as porn?

True anecdote but fuck it:
>be a fat fuck (still am but that's beyond the point)
>decide to try the nofap meme
>last a week
>two
>circumstances somehow fit together to get me a gf, first gf of my life
>lose control shortly after and I fap to the memory of her tiddies grinding to me
>Literally a week later we break up because we weren't that good of a match
I'm still thinking nofap maybe has some placebo effect value as it makes you want to talk and fuck women harder. After I fap I usually done give a fuck anymore for at least a solid day, and I fap pretty much daily.
I should try nofap again, who knows what might happen now that I'm in a bit of a better shape.

Boyos I begin my journey of nofap this month, I'm aiming for 7 days, the whole month being the goal, lets see how far I get

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I came in my sleep.
Fuck this, I'd rarely watch porn and if I did, it would be solo cam girls or hentai. I've always hated seeing the other dude in porn.
But I will stick to the once a week thing, it can become too time consuming.

Retarded waste of time. Anything that involves porn or substitutes is a waste of time. If you don't ditch the porn you are not fixing jack shit

What do you do if you're into weed and jacking off as anxiety management methods and are currently in your last possible semester of uni graduate or fail the whole thing

Im under the most stress ive ever been in me life, I want to repair my cock but this is just too much

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>She mentioned how strong my balls were, and that my kids will be strong and sexy.

That is very endearing and that sex slave trafficked over from Thailand definitely deserved her $5 cut of the money you gave her

Not him but let's just make it clear: if you're looking at something else because you don't allow yourself to look at what your definition of porn is, then you're just using a substitute, which is dumb. Like an alcoholic that starts smoking weed instead

Worse than masturbating to porn. Absolutely crazy thing to do and will obviously lead to a beatoff session anyway if not that day then some time later down the line.
Don't even bother if you're going to look at porn anyway, not looking at porn is part of the fucking point.

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Ideally you don't want to look at any arousing material. There's no help in browsing milk truck threads on Jow Forums because you're still conditioning your brain to become aroused through images of unattainable women.

To me anything that wants to make me fap is porn.

Guys I had hard time getting hard with GF and I solved by fapping only twice a week and no porn,how do I make myself last longer?? we sleep every other week because of some circumstances

One month here
Still not sure why I'm even doing this, but all I know is that I'm in for the ride

Wanking doesn't actually cure your anxiety Bro

You're going to make it bro

This: Your "baseline" for mood increases over the long term, but you will go through withdrawals and depressions if you're breaking the habit properly.

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>What do you do if you're into weed and jacking off as anxiety management method
That's like doing heroin for depression management. Do mindfulness meditation instead

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Day 7

Woke up with a solid chub rubbing against my shorts, the tip was so sensitive I almost came

I can't imagine the chubs I'll be popping in public, fucking Christ. Does it get easier?

kegels + cardio and you should be horny enough to keep going or wait 5 mins. Try eating her out while jacking off to get boner back

sites.google.com/site/hackbookeasypeasy

a mandatory read (long)

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A question for the people who say porn and masturbating aren't bad;

Would you be happy if your son/daughter would masturbate to porn?

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I have some objections to the whole movement. Biologically fapping and sex is almost identical. So, the supposed benefits of abstinence should apply to nosex too.
But i don't see anyone advocating for nosex. In fact the point of nofap is to lead to sex

My pov:
I substituted porn for pics of models with some cleavage. Like you find at a carshow or a race.
If it excites you, gives that dopamine rush it's still essentially porn for your brain.

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Is it ok if I dont watch porn/fap but iI regularly have sex with my GF?

Yes! Sex with your partner is great for bonding.

>Shout out to young link
Yung Link reporting. Good call posting the link, I can't believe I forgot to do that.

I'm OP btw. I need to shill it harder.

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I have basically stopped smoking weed. As of a couple weeks ago it was "only when I'm offered and with friends" but it literally leads to the same thing every time - as soon as I get home I immediately jack off and go to bed. So basically smoking weed leads to me killing my nofap.

I made a resolution to actually quit. Haven't smoked in a couple weeks at this point. Absolutely worth it. I'm better off without it anyway. Now I just drink in moderation and have my daily cup of coffee and that's all the mind-altering substances that I need.

I wouldn’t say sex and masturbation are the same biologically. I see what you’re saying how they’re both just cumming, but sex involves much different senses of smell, touch, pheromones etc. As for why someone would choose to abstain from masturbation in favor of sex, they are trying to reinforce the behaviors, cues, and actions that lead to human sexual contact and connection, instead of just cranking one out in the bathroom every single time they feel horny.

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Jesus wept. In about 40 years time doctors are going to wonder what caused an increase in erectile dysfunction and prostate problems in the aging men from the "millenial" generation and it'll all come down to brainlets following a nofap regime during their sexual prime.

ED has risen sharply since internet porn was made available and researchers are looking into this.

Won't deny that porn has damaging effects but fapping us good for the prostate and test production

>increase in erectile dysfunction

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no. who gives a fuck about "bonding"? you're still losing nutrients for your brain and raise prolactin

no

Probably both, probably more nerves. It's ok bro I was the same with my first gf

regular ejaculation is. not chronic masturbation.

>increase in ED
nigger, what?

and why is that?

Are the shills really this retarted? It's like they don't even try.
Go get that paycheck buddy

kek

>he thinks anythung that doesn't match his world view must be apart of a grand conspiracy to cintrol his life

Embarassing

>edging looking at this girl photos who has been hitting on me at gym
Fuck her, already!

Edging while on NoFap is retarded, never do it again.

The final cuckoldry

Same here, but almost 3 months. We could always say we do it to piss off the shills.

Nice comic.

That's the whole point, desu.

>try no fap for a week so i can blow massive loads on a fuck buddy
>was also talking lecithin granulues for load boostage
>day 5
>flip over in my sleep and start fucking my bed in a groggy horny barbarian rage
>wake up to a load that ruined my pants and my bed
I don't even want to imagine what you no fappers on a month+ are capable of

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Okay anons, I need clear answers

Is no fap a meme or do you actually get shit done with it?

I'm not gonna waste one of my last pleasurable moments in life just for a promise for magical powers ex dee

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Spiking dopamine levels performing what your body thinks is the most important action (reproduction) making you less sensitive to dopamine, followed by satiating chemicals being released to make you think you did a good job, making you less likely to seek the other pleasures of life. In your case, if masturbating is the only pleasure I don’t see what you have to lose by trying.

Most people I see attempting NoFap are people who have jobs, social lives and/or girlfriends or have at least gone out with girls in the past. In other words people who have at least some things going for them despite the fact that they were fapping to porn. I'm a 21 year old KHV neet who has never had a girlfriend. Why the fuck should I even bother with NoFap. Despite the fact that I've done NoFap multiple times before I'm still at the bottom of the barrel while friends within my small social circle as well as fellow posters manage to be successful despite the fact that they PMO. PMO is one of the few ways I can get any release in my shitty life. Why should I give it up?

Day 10 no fap and no porn.

Dick feels entirely dead, though last two days I have had morning wood. I don't feel any urges to touch, I guess the no porn has left me unexcited in any sense.

So today morning i emptied my balls. guess back to the start.

Although i had a glorious wank as i expected. gonna make this more often to see how long i can take it.

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Because you should be spending your time attempting to make your life less shitty, not escaping to the pleasures of a quick release.
You can continue to be nihilistic and apathetic and live the rest of your life as a neet, or you can take control of the life you were given and reduce the suffering you experience through some kind of self improvement. Maybe other anons can talk sense into you, that’s all I have for now

Does no fap do anything if I have a girlfriend who either fucks me, blows me, or jerks me off 7-9 times a week? Is the idea to not ejaculate yourself? Or not ejaculate at all?

based

Day 7 here and it has become easy as shit. I'm not even having to try. Day 1-5 were awfully hard though.
Maybe I'm speaking to soon though.

I messed up and fucked my gf last night (boxing has got my sex drive through the roof)

I know sex doesn't technically apply to nofap, but for optimal affect, do I need to do nocum or

It's the same posts every thread. Every nofap thread is a rerun. You're part of it.

dunno about you, but be careful.
for me..
days 1-3 are the hardest. days 4-7 I start getting motivated and nothing can make me break the streak. after a week i somehow not care anymore, or even forget about how bad the relapse is. inevitably in a couple of days i relapse.

right now I am on day 11. but the last few days took everything i got to avoid watching porn or worst

Day 7

Still fucking miserable, still no motivation or strength.
When do the superpowers kick in.

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>read this yesterday and day before
>didn't relapse after getting rejected today

All of you FUCKING READ THIS SHIT ASAP. No skipping or TL:DR either. The change of perspective you get from is huge for the long term nofap success. Read it with grain of salt but be mindful of the larger picture. That perspective change is huge game changer

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How do you guys even have the time to jack off three times a day? Do you faggots jack off in the company's toilets or something? Is this just the usual internet e-statting or are you all a bunch of neets sitting at home 24/7?

You just need noporn, then you can wank once a day easyly wothout negative effects

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Im a neet with few friends and all of them are busy with college and girlfriends :(

Fuck it. I'm in.

Day 1

I seriously doubt that. Fapping once a week without ever looking at porn seems viable, but jacking it every day can not have any positive effects

I jacked off 5 times during the entire month of april. I'm proud of that.

May has just started and I'm not going to jack off even once this month.

Let's do this

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Same, dude. Also, check 'em.

Digits confirm that you're gonna make it, my dude.

How do NoFappers rate edging?

>usually fap once a day before bed
>gf lives in another city
>visit each other often at the weekends
>if I'll be seeing her Friday for instance, fap Monday, maybe Tuesday
>a few edging sessions Wednesday and Thursday, no cumming
>by Friday it's as if I haven't cum in weeks, ready to explode, good to go with gf for the weekend

Edging is the same as fapping, but wastes more time.

Just wait until you get into it with a girl m8. All of your energy will swell up and you'll be like an animal.

Yes, if you still watch porn. Porn is overloading your brain with dopamine from an artificial stimulus. The idea is to not ejaculate unless you're fucking. Sex has shown to increase levels of testosterone in men, and it's not and artificial stimulus. That's why it's okay.

Edging is in fact worse then fapping.
By multiple magnitudes.

what if a girl gives me a blowjob?

Fuck yeah m8s. Let's do this shit.
Day 5 rn. I felt it in the gym this morning. My shitty 20lb lateral dumbbell raises hurt like crap but I pushed out a 4x6 of em. Would probably have to have went lighter if I weren't on nofap.
We're all gonna make it brahs

Why is it worse?

>in pursuit of superpowers.

You know, that is why I get triggered by you shills.
You take a good thing (reducing your wanking, freeing yourself from porn), and turn it into some wierd cult were you make people think masturbation in itself is bad for you, in addition for promising "Superpowers" (Lol) instead of being realistic about the benefits.

That's fine. It's still sex. I GUESS some would argue that that's artificial because it's not coital, but fuck that shit. Blowjobs are awesome.

Here's the rule: if someone else is getting you off, you're good.