/NEET/ thread; """"Cocoon mode""""

>tfw u missed out on young love and will NEVER get the opportunity to again

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>young
>(((love)))
hello 22 year old

What happens if I just keep going?

Totally drop out of society and its values?

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You die alone without experiencing children

how to fix

Exactly.

But what would my life be like until then?

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You reach 28, grow up and realize what a retard you were for thinking isolation is maintanable or healthy for a social species. Then you spend the rest of your now miserable life self hating and regretting going down this near irreversible path.

Learn to socialize, learn to be a functioning member of society. It's cool to be alone, it's not cool to be lonely. Stop listening to dumb Jow Forums infographs from people already down the hole.

Probably a bit shit unless you have ways to entertain and set goals for yourself that don't revolve around the outside world

I did it. I'm now ready to leave cocoon mode and all I see before my is a lonely desert of despair. everybody's gone, I know nobody.
work friends are NOT the same.

I don't know bro.

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Holy shit
>No 18 yo gf to break up with you for a 35 yo man
This weekend I stole a 18 yo gf from some 19 yo loser, I'm 27.

Cocoon mode sucks ass for self development. You stay in your safe space because you're afraid of the real world. Things like going to social events where you dont want to be are important. It builds a network, and puts you out of your comfort zone. When you're challenged you can learn the most.
Even losing a gf to someone else is vital to develop yourself, even if it hurts.

Relax dude I'm only doing it for a few months jheeze

It's because you isolated yourself for so long that your brain feels a social disconnect. It gets better over time if you reinsert and not retreat yourself into the comfort zone constantly.

>t. previous 4 year NEET

What "cured" me was starting a side job as a bartender in the night life.
>You constantly have to socialize with costumers
>You have to communicate with your coworkers and learn how to work hard and in a team
>The atmosphere is fun and motivating
>Coworkers all tend to fuck one and another
>Qt's everywhere
>Continue the party with costumers and coworkers after your shift
>Bonus points for women cobstantly hitting on you (if you look good or are Jow Forums) because you're not intimidating. They have to talk to you and approach you for drinks
>Costumers literally waiting for you to finish up so you can fuck their drunk clubslut asses
>Extra money for status orsomething

I literally have had 2 blowjobs and fucked once during my shift with costumers. One bachelorette party, and on two iccasions some psycho chick wanted to have revenge on her bf.

It's okay then. But time it better. Why would you do this during summer when everyone goes out, the amosphere is better and the women are hornier. Cocoon for a few months is perfect during winter.

>attractive
lol no
these are just Schizoid personality disorder trains

Sounds fun desu, how did you get started? I want in on the night life as soon as I turn 21 (20 now).

Lol this is too accurate

Damn how do I get traps like that

>fucked up retarded looking hair
jesus not a single detail missed

I was forced to take the blackpill many years ago.

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>holing yourself up in your room everyday in the name of “cocoon mode” when in reality going to the gym only takes you 2 hours at most and you’ll read like 20 pages of a book max.

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Or you could become a true individual.

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I walked into a bar, asked for the manager. Introduced myself and said I wanted a job as an extra.

Did this from 18-25 and had great af times. Actually quit my main job at 22 to work only part time in a hotel in the week (combined with the weekend work). Now I developped my social skills so well I'm a restaurant/bar/event manager now. At 19 I couldn't even look a qt in the eyes, was skinnyfat and had no confidence. Now I have 12 full timers, 4 part timers and 11 student workers that listen to me.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_B._Calhoun#Mouse_experiments
>After day 600, the social breakdown continued and the population declined toward extinction. During this period females ceased to reproduce. Their male counterparts withdrew completely, never engaging in courtship or fighting. They ate, drank, slept, and groomed themselves – all solitary pursuits. Sleek, healthy coats and an absence of scars characterized these males. They were dubbed "the beautiful ones." Breeding never resumed and behavior patterns were permanently changed.
I can't believe no one else has made this connection

I'm just getting rid of my obesity for good before I tackle the world again.

I started taking vitamin d, magnesium and zinc to have sleep and health super powers and I lift 3 hours every day.

If my plan doesn't fail, I need 5 weeks for 1/2/3/4 pl8s and around 12 weeks for goal weight

After I reach a good physique I'm gonna experiment with smart pills for memory and focus, and gonna go back to school or work in a different country

>getting braces to fix my teeth, 6-12 months of not being able to smile without embarrassment
>getting prk so i don't have to wear glasses, 3-6 months of fluctuating vision before settling close to 20/20
>cutting down to 10% bodyfat
>maintaining my lifts by going to the gym every day at 3am

this is real cocoon mode. can't wait for it to all be over with

get off Jow Forums for actual progress instead of blogging about your roadmap

I love Jow Forums it motivates me seeing other people struggling too, and all I have to do is lift 3 hours of my neet time, I can do whatever the fuck I want. Time is all I have

i fucked up my workout routine because i went to too many parties.
wish i was a neet

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Who here /repairmode/
Trying to repair a damaged life?

Lmfao

How old are you? By 20 i was finished with 'parties', maybe its time 2 stop?

Got that pic in higher res?

why would i stop? Im at the prime of my health. once im 25 it will all slowly decay. better enjoy it

>once im 25 it will all slowly decay
That's a shit attitude. A dude who starts eating clean and lifting at 45 will be healthier at 50 than he was at 25.

jokes on you im dating a 20yr old

if only my dick worked

28 is prime.
shows how much you know, feel free to keep self destructing

>Living every day pressed up against the existential

I don't know how I can go back...

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me but not a virgin and diagnosed autist

Dude...

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NEET reporting in.
Currently my training conist of lots of cardio. Bicycle and kettlebell workouts.
I want to join the military so cardio is on my focus.
I also read alot of books and learning to play guitarr.
Im not complete cocoon mode yet, i go to my hometown atleast once per month to meet my friends.
Im also very active on social media, im trying to quit but its very hard.
I rarely use facebook or messenger but snapchat and instagram.

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you cant even get to decent clubs until like 20 fucking retard what are you talking about

imagine how eay it would be to kick that person

>try the normal fag routine
>blend in and they know nothing
>constant bullshitting, ostracizing anyone's small mistakes, constant hedonism
>feel that there is something more beyond the normal bullshit

Is it God or am I crazy? Feel like I have to do better and help the people around me and not just look for petty social gains.

This, pretty much this. Please listen to this guy don't become a other leech on this society work to improve it.

what the fuck, this is 100% accurate

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praise the fourth reich

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>fit one of these signs
>still virgin
Well shit, what now?

okay what the FUCK is a costumer

are you trying to say customer? the fuck is wrong with u

Sure virgin,whatever you say faggot

all are true except virginity

Obviously a costumer is someone who makes costumes

DELET THIS

>fucked up retarded looking hair
>not ugly
>daydreaming
>unhealthy obsessions
>likely to an hero
D E L E T

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Me but i was actually diagnosed with assperger

I want to get cut and go back to school
>that 27 year old freshman

What is this piece of shit meme amirite?

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>Go to college oblivious asto what I'm getting myself into
>Think of it as more school but fun
>Dropped out of college twice (went for a dumb ass degree anyways)
>Terminated off of financial aid
>Fastforward 8 years
>Not even making 1k a month
>Full on living with a family full of bitchy women
>Feels like prison everyday
>Go to the gym as much as possible to get away
>Jobs are hell bent on screwing me over with hours/pay
>Just want a modest 100k home in the country
>Can't wake up
>Trying hard to fix this shit
>Bags under my eyes and random thousand yard stares from sheer frustration that I'm not the man I should be
>Sometimes go berserk in the gym lifting faster and heavier
>People stare at me

I am working on repair skills, social skills, and /out/ skills though, while I wait for a job that isn't hell bent on fucking me.

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I'm working on my posting abilities on Jow Forums since I canceled my gym membership.

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Searching for something beyond the material world is the key to life. For me it’s jesus, but for people with superior intellect is it’s absract ideas and philosophies. The hedonist, nihilistic lifestyle will ruin you.

Barnum effect

D E L E T

What did you get out of it? How long did it last? Was it worth?

What did you get pr hour at the job that was fucking you over, and what's your goal?

go on....

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brainchad level 11

delet

A virgin too..

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>tfw I'm 35

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>Occasionally intense anxiety
Check.
>Told they're wasting their potential
Yeah by my retarded mom for not wanting to go to college.
>Consumes media non stop
Welcome to 2018, idiot. If there's a group of people that don't do this it's virgin contrarians from here.
>Can't understand what's wrong with them
I know exactly what my issues are. But most people don't and do fine.
>Likely to commit suicide
Most people saying they relate to this picture will not. They're just a little sad.
>Says inappropriate nonsensical things
Why would having an edgy sense of humor be here? You can't answer that because it doesn't have a reason. This meme is garbage.
>Fantasize about life should have
It's like whoever made this picture wanted everyone to relate. Fuck tons of people do this.
>Fucked up retarded looking hair
If you say yes it's probably just cute. Nothing wrong.
>Not ugly and usually attractive
Now relating to this is desirable. Great. Don't even try to refute this. It's true.
>Abnormally large eyes
No.
>Regularly daydreaming
Anybody who isn't constantly busy does this. This is just some lazy kid with a.d.d or something. In fact this whole meme is for underage kids it seems. If you're an adult who relates to all of this you're probably not attractive.
>No friends
Only legitimate way to lable yourself as someone with undiagnosed issues. You can replace this whole image with one wojak and type "tfw no frens" to get a more genuine non bullshit version.
>Unhealthy obsession with things
Because of the attractive part people are going to check this for merely having a hobby.
This picture is retarded.

>If you're an adult who relates to all of this you're probably not attractive.
And by adult I mean like 26. It's hard to lable anyone younger than that an adult.

So what the fuck am I supposed to do for a living? I have no interest in anything. I have a job, but it ends soon. I want to start my career. Are apprenticeships a good idea, but in what?

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Is this really the excuse people are using now to go against there social retardation? your not becoming a better person by cocooning yourself.

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>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_B._Calhoun#Mouse_experiments
good read

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nydailynews.com/news/national/young-pennsylvania-couple-murdered-home-article-1.3968223

You are attracting bad energies into your life insulting random people on the internet for disabilities. How many people have you insulted here. How do you know the victims in this case here did not insult this drug addict and he came after them for revenge.

You will pay for the chaos you are causing on this plane of existence. Evidently God is taking you guys out 1 by 1. How's it feel to know your "homie" wants you evil bastards gone!

You choose to insult people who were born the way that they were born. Lowest of pond scum

>everything true
>ive tried to kill myself
>im schizo
awesome picture keep it up

its just a path that keeps getting worse. the little things you enjoy eventually become obsessions. instead of your vices giving you a break of pleasure you now are addicted to them to not feel terrible. it doesnt work basically.

y'all mothafuckers up in this thread need this book:

ia800604.us.archive.org/7/items/JuliusEvolaSurvivalManualForTheAristocratsOfTheSoul/Julius Evola - Survival Manual for the Aristocrats of the Soul.pdf

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t. cope

I've recently come to the realisation that my father is a genuinely evil human being.

>tormented me as a child, would scare me to the point of me pissing myself and would then chase me around the house in a rage
>his eyes are almost animal like, even a look from him today sends shivers down my spine
>still get a borderline panic attack when I hear him coming up the stairs
>constantly abusive to my mother, a mentally damaged woman with bipolar disorder who has been on lithium for 30 years, she's basically already dead, i feel nothing towards her
>stood by and let my father do whatever to me, would just look at me with an empty stare afterwards
>in his rages he foams at the mouth, throws things around, smashes things, physically intimidates, calls me a loser and a disgrace
>when I was 10 he told me he and my mother were getting divorced because of me
>constantly tormented me about exam results
>would get angry at me for being depressed, not being able to sleep, not being able to eat
>forced me to eat raw eggs every morning (I used to dread getting out of bed every day)
>his entire family have disowned him

One game he played almost every weekend : I would be helping him in the garden and he would send me to the shed to get a tool. I'd run down and look for it but I wouldn't be able to find it. I would be panicking and crying about what he would do if I didn't find it. I'd go back up and tell him I couldn't find it. He would get angry at me and start shouting at me to get it or I would be sorry. I'd go back and search again, still not finding it. I'd go back up empty handed, more scared than the last time. He would send me down 3 or 4 times, until eventually he would lose it and slam down whatever he was doing, telling me if he found it there would be hell to pay. I'd be a snivelling wreck at this stage. Turns out, the tool wouldn't even be there. He would just say "oh ok" and carry on like nothing happened. This is what he did to me from the age of 6-12

how the fuck am I supposed to function as a human being after a life of that?

Lol sounds like you got #MOGGED

Now I'm basically a shell of a human being.

>naturally paranoid and suspicious of everyone due to complete lack of positive human influence on my life
>obsessed with money
>all of my social interactions are superficial, have a deep hatred for humanity
>intensely jealous of people my own age who seem to genuinely enjoy life, I can't enjoy anything
>seething with rage on an almost constant basis
>can't relax or stop taking everything seriously, everything is a competition for me
>fucking beautiful women or numbing myself with drugs and alcohol doesn't even work, I cant enjoy anything
>not even socially retarded I just cant stand others
>milking my parents for as much money as possible until I drop them and never speak to them again
>no self identity, don't know what I am or who I am, feel dissociated from my body at times
>feel empty all the time
>ashamed of my past and terrified of my future

Goodness, what a bore. *YAWN* Do the world a fabor and kill yourself. Its sick its piss TIME TO HIT THE GYM. kpissoutby

Fun fact. Those who think they are going to have a future are going to wish they took the time to get to know God when they had the chance. Fuck money and fuck their bullshit system. It was all designed to make you feel insecure and inferior about yourselves. You have a tv then youre better off throwing it in the garbage and reading that Evola book. Great book.

This place use to actually help people. Now its a toxic wasteland where people think its cool to insult others. We sat there and watched people like Elliot Rodgers morph into monsters. Fuck that im not watching it again if I can help it. If youre dad hit you, then let forgive him for what he did and let that shit go. You have no idea what he probably went through to have that kind of anger pent up in him then he'd attack his own son with violence. Forgive him and move on with your own life. Most of these people make these insults because they hate what they have to do to acquire the resources they make fun of you for not having.

Oh and then they make fun of you for not getting a woman. Yeah a disease ridden, cock carousel riding female. Be the male you were born to be and they will come but do not let this piece of shit person discourage you from being a better person. I went through the pain of my experiences so you wouldn't have to. I wanted to learn everything and I did. Its not pretty but we can do better as long as we are still alive.

Good luck to you and remember your father gave you life. Whatever was going on in his life was so bad that he went and hit you. Its fucked up but letting it sit and fester will turn you into a monster that you do not want to be. Forgive him and let it go.

kys

5 months into Cocoon mode. 22 years of age
I quit my job and moved in with family in a different state to get a bit of a holiday away from everything. I returned home but didn't tell anyone I was back. They all thought I moved there for good.
So I don't get invites or feel pressured to do any social activity because simply they don't know I'm around. They still actively message me so they're good friends I intend to go back to.

I'm training hard. harder than ever before considering I quit my job and now don't socialise. PPLxPPLx routine is really doing the trick. Gained about 8kgs over the past 6 months,
It's amazing how easy it is to gain good weight since I quit smoking, drinking, weed, mdma and ecstacy.
I'm not a skeleton junky anymore, I spent 4 years in that stage and I am finally out of it. Cocoon mode is the only reason I have been smashing these health and fitness goals. Still plan on keeping it up for another 6 months. I should be 80+kg by then ready to cut.

What do I lift for? Healthy appearance and I want to start playing AFL early next year.