Boner issues

I get performance anxiety

>sometimes go soft
>taken viagra sample packs from urologist
>insurance doesn't cover

What the fuck do?

I don't smoke, fap whatever, what the fuck do

Tonight my girl wants to get pounded and i'm freaking the fuck out

Please anything will help

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focus on the girl and dont think about your dick

focus on your dick and dont think about the girl

Just remember: However excited you are, and however promising it may seem, IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.

get boner pills from the gas station. I took one last night and my cock was diamonds for hours

>I’m freaking the fuck out
You’re pathetic and don’t deserve to reproduce. Seriously what kind of man are you? His has nothing to do with your penis.

how much do they cost???

Who let your tiny worm out of its chastity cage? Let a real man take care of her, you can sit in the corner and cry, limp dick.

Tell her you're nervous and you'd like to focus on foreplay first. It will be more fun, she'll love it, she'll be understanding, and you'll get rock hard eventually. Also you're a faggot

Btw I've been married 7 years and fucked many men and women in my prime trust me

Based biposter

Can i get 20 dollars of gas on pump 3, a pack of marlbros and some capsules for my limp penis?

The one I got yesterday was around $6 for one pill. Its effects lasts a few days for me. You just need one, senpai.

>Tell her you're nervous
This is important. Emphasize this. Cry if it helps get the point home. I've found what gets women the wettest is when I hold my little soft penis in my hands and look up at her and stomp my little feet and sob and say "MAKE IT BETTER MOMMY!"

Focus on dick don’t think about girls

Unironically this

Do girl butts feel like boy butts?

Start taking maca root powder, order on amazon. 2 tablespoons a day. Its tastes like shit, but works real well.

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Yes except that girls don't wipe so it's slimier.

This. Your eat out game needs to be strong. Make her cum at least once before you even think about sticking it in

wrong. my dick doesn't work and i got really good at eating puthy. she was happy for a while but eventually she just wanted a dick jammed in her.

> girls don't wipe

Wat

you ain't know? girls don't wipe after defecating.

that is simply false

well ok obviously there are some exceptions but the vast majority of women DO NOT WIPE. i'm a woman so i know this, it's taught in sex ed even that it's harmful to wipe. we shower if we can but that's not always feasible.

are you indian?

i'm white.

Make her cum with your fingers. Alot and often.

Throw your hip into it absolutely fingerblast the fuck out of her. Finger harder than anyones ever fucked her.

Then the pressures off because if your dick isn't playing ball your arms will take the slack and your finger never go soft. Take deep breaths and forget tryign to be good at sex. It's not a difficult skilled task it's just animal rubbing women overthink in work the next day and spread bullshit as if they aren't as easily pleased if not easier than men are.

>showering after pooping

its only bad to wipe back to front you doofus

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I'm a girl too and can confirm this

I'm also a girl and can confirm.

Well they are counterfeit prescription compounds, so that makes sense. Sounds like you had Cialis (tadalafil)

pass the boner tissues, i got boner issues

Had this recently, get hard enough to get it in and pound but I pull it out for a few seconds and starts going limp
Never rock hard, thinking about getting Viagra or something