Just remember: However excited you are, and however promising it may seem, IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK.
Samuel Stewart
get boner pills from the gas station. I took one last night and my cock was diamonds for hours
Joshua Cook
>I’m freaking the fuck out You’re pathetic and don’t deserve to reproduce. Seriously what kind of man are you? His has nothing to do with your penis.
Adrian Thomas
how much do they cost???
Noah Cooper
Who let your tiny worm out of its chastity cage? Let a real man take care of her, you can sit in the corner and cry, limp dick.
Jaxson Scott
Tell her you're nervous and you'd like to focus on foreplay first. It will be more fun, she'll love it, she'll be understanding, and you'll get rock hard eventually. Also you're a faggot
Isaac Richardson
Btw I've been married 7 years and fucked many men and women in my prime trust me
Bentley Phillips
Based biposter
Mason Sanders
Can i get 20 dollars of gas on pump 3, a pack of marlbros and some capsules for my limp penis?
Jose Sanders
The one I got yesterday was around $6 for one pill. Its effects lasts a few days for me. You just need one, senpai.
Landon Smith
>Tell her you're nervous This is important. Emphasize this. Cry if it helps get the point home. I've found what gets women the wettest is when I hold my little soft penis in my hands and look up at her and stomp my little feet and sob and say "MAKE IT BETTER MOMMY!"
Easton Lee
Focus on dick don’t think about girls
Ian Young
Unironically this
Brody Kelly
Do girl butts feel like boy butts?
Adrian Roberts
Start taking maca root powder, order on amazon. 2 tablespoons a day. Its tastes like shit, but works real well.
This. Your eat out game needs to be strong. Make her cum at least once before you even think about sticking it in
Ethan Perez
wrong. my dick doesn't work and i got really good at eating puthy. she was happy for a while but eventually she just wanted a dick jammed in her.
Joseph Parker
> girls don't wipe
Wat
Justin Clark
you ain't know? girls don't wipe after defecating.
Connor Morales
that is simply false
Angel Turner
well ok obviously there are some exceptions but the vast majority of women DO NOT WIPE. i'm a woman so i know this, it's taught in sex ed even that it's harmful to wipe. we shower if we can but that's not always feasible.
Tyler Gray
are you indian?
Jordan Lewis
i'm white.
Angel Lopez
Make her cum with your fingers. Alot and often.
Throw your hip into it absolutely fingerblast the fuck out of her. Finger harder than anyones ever fucked her.
Then the pressures off because if your dick isn't playing ball your arms will take the slack and your finger never go soft. Take deep breaths and forget tryign to be good at sex. It's not a difficult skilled task it's just animal rubbing women overthink in work the next day and spread bullshit as if they aren't as easily pleased if not easier than men are.
Well they are counterfeit prescription compounds, so that makes sense. Sounds like you had Cialis (tadalafil)
Austin Anderson
pass the boner tissues, i got boner issues
Henry Nelson
Had this recently, get hard enough to get it in and pound but I pull it out for a few seconds and starts going limp Never rock hard, thinking about getting Viagra or something