/r9gay/ - #324

it looks like he bumped into him by accident, but his eyes are looking at his bum so maybe it was deliberate?
hmmm.jpg

original leg

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can i have 1 Manchester (or nearby) bf pls tyvm

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>Manchester
wew I'm like half hour out of Manc.

Height and weight? Top or bottom?

Christ is Zuck incapable of coming off as, well, human? He just looks so fucking abnormal

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>Tfw no ohio bf to eat lunch with

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5'6, 50kg and vers
wbu?

what keeps you sane in this horrible loneliness lads? pic related for me

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>tfw in Ohio

>gym
>swimming
>running
>I'm learning French at the moment too

Cute cat btw

how do I get a body like pic?

distracting myself with hobbies, as long as I don't think about how bad my life is I'm surprisingly happy desu

Eat lunch with me

You have to work out, but you're too lazy and fat

I'm actually a lanky skeleton user but yeah, point noted.

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that pic is photoshopped right? why does he look so reptilian. the man in the back is kinda cute

tfw no pushover dom bf who gets insecure when you call him cute instead of hot

>pushover dom
that doesn't even make any sense

>another day went by without me making any effort to find a bf
god i fucking hate myself

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Yeah, but he still looks really fucking weird in the non-photoshoped one

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how about a subby masculine guy who tries to be more dom but is too easy to tease

>phone notification that someone accepted a friend request on discord after I went to sleep
>removed me before I got home for the day

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Will where are we going?

Just give up already user. Why do you prolong your suffering by having hopes?

And tomorrow will most likely be the same.

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At least you know what the problem is and aren't just sitting there going "WHY AM I NOT BEING HANDED A BOYFRIEND ON A SILVER PLATTER" like a lot of people seem to

Theres a nice pizza place near me

>see a qt handsome guy at the gym
>can't tell if I want to screw him or look like him

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Hope of a brighter day tomorrow, and slowly becoming a stronger person to survive the storm of today

I-i'd like my government issued cute small boy, thank you very much.

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all i have is hope user, when i think about just how much time i have left to live i know
>tfw no bf
will never go away

A pizza place you can actually go and sit down in instead of take out and delivery only like near me does sound nice.

>gay thread about sports

Dead on arrival.

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lol not all fags fit into the whole 'yassss kween' stereotype bs user

Yepsies

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Lol, seems to me that you're projecting too much user

>tfw from germany 20 year old chubby and no cute bf because everyone want a skinny or muscular bf

Is there anybody here who watches sportsball?

Caps-Golden Knights game 3 is tonight, wanna see my boy Ovi get a ring. He deserves it more than these faggot Vegas Johnny come latelies

What color is your hair, chubbybot?

I'm a blue belt in BJJ, love it. Thinking of taking up boxing too. I might as well use my time as a NEET constructively

Dark blonde

>What sorta sports do you fags enjoy?
none, I'm not a normie

Go to the gym. Lose weight. There you go user. I have solved your problem

>tfw no lifeguard cowboy bf

But seriously where should I start, I live in asia and I feels like I'm in hell since most white guys will reject me when they saw how far I live :\

I saw some dude on the same country got a white bf like what the fuck, life is a fucking joke.

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Is this one of you idiots?

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Mostly motorsport like motogp dtm formel 1 but is boring since a few years

>none, I'm not a normie
The only correct answer.

you should message him, he seems like he got a decent humor

why don't you just date guys of the same race user?

none but i wish i had a bf who plays soccer and lets me smell his stinky feet after his games

you gonna keep on posting about this in every thread?

To be honest I had a bad experience with them and I like white men better both personality and look.

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>tfw browsing /r9gay/ while cuddling bf

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Fuck off and stop rubbing it in our faces, you twat

I wish Asian guys had a sense of humour. That's the only thing that puts me off them

Stop cheating on your bf

/lgbt/ is over there

Here are my thoughts on that: vocaroo.com/i/s0fGrhgDzDwk

Trannies took it over, there's pretty only one gay thread there. If this thread bothers you, just filter it and presto, no more faggots. It's one thread.

Aren't you the guy that was going to suck his bi friend's dick in a movie theater, or is that character less obscure than I thought?

what kind of bad experiences?

whites aren't really any better. you might be idolizing a bunch of people you don't really know. western guys tend to care more only about sex

>tfw no monster bf to come out of my closet

way less obscure

It's depends on which asians, east asians are boring but honest. South east asian are more fun but can be bitchy about anything.

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That's why you escape into the world of media consumption, so you never have to think about how you'll never get a bf. Live Vicariously through various media forms instead user.

What countries do East and South East consist of?

East = Chinese/Korean/Japanese
South East = ??

I wonder if my best bet of getting a bf is searching for someone with legit autism.

They're usually bitchy and sometimes selfish, I tried to date someone back then and he was like a fucking narcissist. I have to take care every single thing of him which I cannot stand that.

High functioning autism is kinda cute honestly

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South east = Thailand, Philippines etc.

What are you listening to right now anons?

We don't make very good bfs at all, I assure you

This

youtube.com/watch?v=JSyDeY7a1Dc

>I'm not growing up, I'm aging

Pretty much );

youtu.be/UkN2y4m3r34
Yes I have entry level tastes and am a faggot please rape my face

Why not?
I know a couple of autistic(diagnosed) people and they tend to vary a lot.
Some drive me nuts but others are really interesting and have neat hobbies.

youtu.be/mNfYSywmCxA
I've gotta listen to the full OST sometime. The music in this show is gorgeous.

This.
>tfw no uncut high functioning autism bf

Can you show me any videos/people like that? I find it very difficult to believe

Showing the people or country or what eh?

Yeah. Sometimes they're really bad even when high functioning but it all depends.

>fags in BJJ

Ew, do you cop a feel when rolling?

A non-robot south east asian

Never really cared about sports, i enjoy swimming, running, hiking though

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I never knew my weirdness was actually sought after
Thank you for making me feel better about it

Dass bout all. Peace, nigs.

Are you rubbing this in my face you disgusting normie faggot?!GET THE FUCK >>>/OUT/ AND NEVER COME BACK REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do so many gay guys speak with a lisp?

here are some chad filipinos
most of us don't look like this
t. 4/10 flip

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Of course, fren. Ever find a potential bf in these threads? Nobody ever lives close to me or wants an online thing, so no luck for me.

>born for no reason
>dont even get to be physically desirable
JUST