Anecdotes #458

Why do I want cock?
Why is he not ashamed?
Anyone really high IQ but can't get anywhere in life?
Mom's putting me into counselling. Is a headshrink going to fix me?
How many good years do I have left until my adorably round America Indian girlfriend becomes a land whale?
Hey Jow Forums
On hrt 6 months
Would you be a superhero, a villain, or an antihero?
Thoughts on futanari
Don't gay people feel bad for setting a bad example and for activelly promoting degeneracy?
What is some music that destroys you just by listening to it? I don't think I've ever been this torn over a song before
I want to kill myself and I also wanna stream it...
My gf bought me chicken tendies tonite at hueys, gave me head for an hour and fucxked twice virgin nerds
Ask a guy with a perfectly healthy sex life anything
Your room isn't going to clean itself, user
I'm a femanon, and I'm ugly. I wish I could be cute and dainty like Muffy or Cierra or whatever girls you guys love...
I was Mormon for seven years. Ask me anything
What is the meaning of life
Uh what now?
There are people on this board RIGHT NOW who pronounce r9k incorrectly
Honest opinion on afro-textured hair?
Comfy Q and A
Dropped out of highschool six years ago
I wish I was a cute girl so i could post as a boy, make friends online and surprise them by being a cute girl all along
Tfw no fat sassy muse gf
Hairy belly
When and why did you give up on pursuing sex and reIationships?
Customer service on the phone calls me "ma'am"
WHAT'S SOMETHING YOU CAN LEARN ON COMPUTER AND MAKE A LOT OF MONEY WITH THAT ISN'T PROGRAMMING?!
Just enjoy the ride, fellas. We'll all be dead soon, may as well enjoy the orbit
Who is le queen of robot9000 and why is it /ourgirl/ basket?
DDLG
Watching cousin while aunt is at the dentist
ITT: Normie terms you hate
REEEEEE FEMANON HUNGRY FEED ME NOW user REEEEEE
Why haven't you faggots taken the dentist hygienist pill?
There is absolutely no reason to hate women
Anyone else on here got a follow request from this girl...
PERMAVIRGIN FAILURE GANG ASSEMBLE
Berserk is the best manga ever written
Must be comforting to know you're not the only one, right, user?
Robots
Why are hapa men so attractive? I can't enough of their exoticness
TFW QT christian girl seems vaguely interested in me for the first time in my life, but she seems like a psycho
Blue eyes
How do I kill myself with household pills...
DONT DO IT user EVERYTHING WILL GET BETTER SOMEDAY
Share with me a song that will give me a dopamine rush
25+ thread
ITT: We post our weirdest sexual fetishes
Fuck, I shouldve just transitioned back when I was 16. I'm asian and I wouldve actually been decent looking
I just bought a juul starter kit
Why do alot of women don't have any hobbies
Why do people think turks are arabs?
Why is it so damn hard for me to spend money?
Sup nigga, I'm yo govement issued gf. You wan' sum' fuck?
Does anyone else ever feel envious of female sexual pleasure?
Our connected computers supply us with unlimited neverending emotional satisfaction on demand...
I have a boner right now y'all
Attention whore appreciation thread
I overheard my "dad" talking to my grandmother about how kids today are very entitled. He's a boomer...
Let's make a suicide note one word at a time
Yesterday I stepped on a sewing needle and it went about 2 inches up into my heel...
War RP
Can we get a thread about our fear of death going?
Females if you have a witch skull why don't you just kys? No one will ever love you. You are disgusting...
Be roastie
WAR
Bad dates
I wanna lick a fembot's private parts
The Roaring 20's
White Supremacy
I want an asian bf to use as a cock sleeve
Discord thread, every r9k server edition, post your tags too
Why can't robots/incels accept that fembots exist?
Feels like it's been a while since we've had a woman hate thread
Girls would rather date crossdressing homosexuals than you
Job feels
/britfeel/
I'M 4'11 FUCKING 4'11 WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH ME. WHY THE FUCK AM I 4'11...
WHY CAN'T I FIND A JOB????
Post your top games on steam and other people will judge you
Do you believe in autism facial traits, there seems to be a decent amount of evidence
ITT: You pretend you are giving your daughter "The Talk" (explaining her from where babies come from and how to be...
How come Snape never fucked Lily's wet quivering little cunt, r9k?
First day at work, wanna come back to neet life/Or kill myself
What was the social/cultural zeitgeist of the early 2000s?
How do you feel about this 'bots?
It hurts
Is racemixing a mistake?
Zodiac signs! Tell us your sign and how well you can relate to its characteristics!
Go to catalogue
How do i get over my ex?
Ywn have a qt virgin gf
I'm a female literature student writing a book from the male virgin perpective...
Any spicbots in /9k/? How does feel to be a robot in the most extroverted human group in the world?
Why most girls with big tits have flat asses?
Words of warning about those who prey on the vulnerable
Be tranny
Attention asian robots i wanna fuck your boipucci
The thought of a having sex with a girl just to find out that they're really a boy turns me on so much
Friendly reminder that if you watch porn, you are training to be a cuck
Tfw 2006 was 600 years ago
/feels/ thread
Normie here. I'm trying to describe this board to a friend. In a single sentence, sum up what R9K is all about
Come in, take a sit, order a beverage of your choice, maybe even talk about your life. The feel bar is open to everyone
Yes this is a homework help thread
TROLLING HANNAH HAYS
Why are so many white women converting to Islam nowadays?
Britfeel
SHIT NORMANS SAY
Fetish Thread
Robots, I need some mental help
What is the appeal of [r9k/?
Write a letter to someone who will never read it
Why don't fembots just go around and take virginities from robots?
Take this quiz and post results
"What! You've never even kissed anyone before? How is is that even possible!?
That feelerino when no mommy gf
Any fembots wanna play Fortnite with me?
Yeah, white girls are insanely pretty
Walking alone by yourself
We tell bully victims to stand up for themselves but when they fight back and shoot up the school we get mad at them...
Robots
Let's say you were just humiliated in front of the whole school...
Just a reminder that Jow Forums is Legion board
Why do you have to be a male model just to get laid these days?
See a stacy you used to go to school with
Tfw no black queen to comfort you in these stressful times
The virgin Fembot vs the chad Stacy
How good do you have to be to be chaotic's bf
User replies to your post with "This"
Made my mom cry again
How can these men be fixed?
So how's your youtube channel doing? Do you have a small, but dedicated following yet?
I have had sex with 100+ women. AMA faggots
Guys gimme a sec wife needs something
Tfw ghosted after a 2nd date
WE'RE ALL GONNA MAKE IT!!
I just realized I sent my woman studies professor a picture of megumi by accident. How much I'm fucked?
HAIIII~ OwO IM UR STATE SPONSORED GF >W<
Join the military you fat fucking retard, what else are you going to do with your life?
What do you want from life robots?
Would this work or this is just a meme ?
Jow Forums i just remembered a dream
White guy cucks himself with a sheboon and a mutt child
That feel when having a gf would solve all my problems
Fucking chads fucking all the cute girls
My brain hurted reading this
I hate being a manlet. every venture outside is a demoralising experience. when the fuck did everyone get so tall?
Femanons Feels
Femanons, post handsome men
Therapy
China
White people are straight up nigger tier
Android GF
I need some advice robots
Post women who are perfect to you
Albums
Be me, last winter
Mug shots of male prostitute Berlin 1930s
WHY HE FUCK ARE WE ON THE FRONT PAGE OF REDDIT YOU FUCKING NORMAL FAGS NEED TO LEAVE RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
I have the most amazing job in the world, one that people would kill to have. Yet I'm not happy. I have no friends...
If you're so sick of being a virgin why not just fuck a fat girl?
What are minimum standards you guys have for a partner?
Just look at the shape of my body
How could women not be attracted to this? It's like they're broken. Something is wrong with their attraction
/britfeel/
Objectively speaking is this best method to quit this world...
I want to fight
Why aren't you savingi her
Do you think people who conduct job interviews can tell when a person is completely dead inside...
BPD Feels
Black
/vocaroo/ thread
Wow
How could a man ever love a female with previous sexual partners ?
Why do people lie about black men's penises?
There are women that would rather fuck a dog than you
SOME FUCKING WETBACK DECIDED TO TURN ON HIS FUCKING CLOWN MUSIC AND HIS LAWN MOWER 6 FUCKING 30 IN THE MORNING...
Is being into femdom a sign that either your brain, or your epigenetic profile...
Need help before 7 CST
Hear ye young traveler through the powers of arcane numeral magic I can foresee your future
Meet a girl three years ago during summer
Which country has the best women according to you?
You step outside of the sewer for the first time, starting your new life in Tamriel
2 hours until delivery stores open
Official man-of-culture thread
"Ok user, I'll be your girlfriend!" :)
Fuck this life
HEWO NICE FWENS :3
This is what happens when robot decides to listen to normie advises
Is there anything worse than being half nigger half asian?
What did you eat today, robots?
Nigger tried to scam Richard Dick Harrison
Hopeless anons, why not just become a junkie? addiction is just a more entertaining kind of suicide
Be honest white bots, how does this video make you feel
Meme war: Ending the "incel" media psyop
Have you guys tried just being yourself? it's literally that easy, pic related
Do men actually prefer being men? a black man likely wouldn't prefer to be white because of some pride thing...
Have you ever fallen for the BPD meme robots?
Why do women do this?
Who /disappointment/ here
You know you are not owed anything, right?
Ask me, a Boltzmann brain, anything
Why aren't you doing boxing? You get to beat the shit out of normalfags every class
Why do so many women these days have manjaws
/britfeel/
/r9gay/ - #325
Do you think others perceive you as pathetic?
Thicc > sticc
Fast food employees have no right to judge a customer that drives into drive through while intoxicated or high...
*gets played at user's funeral*
Opinions on each of these incels?
Be honest anons
Feel free to grab one user
Why have girls of all ages suddenly started to wear skintight pants worldwide?
Femanons, what's your opinion on your new fetish here?
Why would any girl willing destroy her precious flower, turning it into a foul roastie...
Help
Roastie is (almost) roadkill
Have you guys set yourself an end date, mine is 03/07/2026
5 x 3 = ?
ITT: we state our race and our preference(s)
ITT I tell you facts of reality that you may not accept
If a UFO were to land in your backyard tonight, I promise the ET will not have either a bible or money...
I've hit a seemingly immovable roadblock in my life and I don't know what to do
Women are breeding objects
What does it mean to fall in love?
Were the Imperial Japanese the good guys?
Why don't you have a gf, Jow Forums?
ALL MY EXES LIVE IN TEXAS
This guy slaps your girls ass in the club and walks away
How many of you are actually as pathetic as you let on?
What is the most intimate you've ever gotten with a girl?
You have been gifted with the power of an eldritch being
Hello Jow Forums. I know nothing about dogs and currently it's 3AM here so I have nobody to help me
My face is riddled with blackheads and tiny whiteheads...
Hey robots. i used up all of my gbp on these. they were yummy
If it's with you, user, then it's okay
Friends leaving for a summer job
How come this thread always gets deleted?
INTP-T Thread
I'm killing myself tonight
Waifu thread
Like guns
Times you've fucked up at being human
World dominance games
What's the best vodka I can get for $25 a handle or less? I like the dry...
When did you realize you have no social life?
This could be you but instead you decided that you'd rather be racist and alone
What made Ciara go on her path towards total darkness?
Feels Bar is open tonight
Fuck dogs
Tfw I've been removed from the family register and can no longer bear the family name
It all gets better robots
Thoughts on this? The potential multiplayer aspect? Also pissed because no elder scrolls 6
At what age do you become "old"?
The problem with incels is not that they don't have sex. It's that they don't have love
Why. Why can't I find a job. Even McDonalds. What am I doing wrong. I would be a good employee...
Need help before tomorrow noon
How does one even meet girls as an adult without resorting to online or the bar scene?
Is it worth dating a girl into ageplay? I hear there are 20 littles for every dom...
Why are all the anime that I try to watch so shitty lately?
I think that I might be schizophrenic i have visual and auditive allusinations...
Is pic related worth it?
/MBTI/ THREAD
Roastie turns down loser to hang with chad
Men Getting More Jow Forums while Women Getting More /fat/
I'm not convinced that college-educated people are actually more intelligent
Ive finally lost it
Why are young girls doing this? It seems really common in Generation Z
/britfeel/
ITT That Teacher
ITT: Bone Chilling Sentences
WAR RP
Lolll why was this thread deleted? sore subject?
I'm literally never going to have sex. What the fuck
Guys my cat attacked my dog the other day and I witnessed it
Ask someone who sucked their "straight" roommate's dick after living together for seven months anything
Writing thread
/crg/ - Canadian Robots General
He's playing :(
ITT: Hardcore cringe
Why don't they make bulletproof vests out of diamond if it's the hardest metal?
Be white woman
How do you guys cope with being angry?
How can I stop feeling inferior to Jow Forums waifus?
How many times a week do you jerk off?
Graduating from high school in 4 days
Would you date a girl with a better jaw line than you?
Seriously though, how many more school shootings will it take before they actually do something?
My sister is a Stacey and unironically worked as a model for a while. Ask me anything
You'll never live in Japan
How well would bleach be as a method of suicide? Will I die more instantaneously if I drink more...
Wake up
WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO I GOT AN ADWARE VIRUSES IN MY COMPUTER THAT WONT BE DELETED, MALWAREBYTES WONT KILLIT??...
Muh race bait
*Blacks your path*
Did he do the right thing by murdering those chads?
IQ of Jow Forums
Guys please I need help. I think I have Diogenes syndrome. I'm living in trash, and while my depression...
How would you raise your daughter(s) Jow Forums?
Why are young men dressing up as girls and having gay sex?
TRIPFAGGOT THREAD
Dating a braplet
Why can't you get a family user?
Expensive
What do you guys buy at grocery stores? I've never been grocery shopping and need some suggestions...
Exit Plan
/wheyfu/
Why don't you outcasts go /out/?
What's wrong with eating the rich?
/LDG/ lucid dreaming general
Why is blacked so hot?
/britfeel/
Get ready for another horrible FIVE days at work, you fucking wagebitch
How would you react if your sister got knocked up and abandoned...
Be Asian dude in california
That Kid Thread
Do you believe this is real? I have a long ring finger but Im still a virgin at 21...
I'm writing a book. The main character is a neet form r9k trying to deal with the real life...
Sister Getting Married
Post your most shameful faps
I just want a girlfriend so much, why don't they like me
What's the comfiest board on Jow Forums?
You cannot be a robot if you have a normal sized dick, sorry
Tfw asian with average IQ
I'm one of those people who don't understand unwritten rules of human conduct because they haven't been written down...
Why does Asian women's lust for White men piss off jews so much?
How much do femanons masturbate?
Letter thread
/user's drink(s)
Similar minds attract each other
This board is full of fucking failed normalniggers who had actual opportunities in life, whose decisions mattered...
Why does it seem like every girl with tattoos is a huge slut?
When a normalfag says he had a hard life
Jesus fucking christ, tomorrow are my 28th birthday and I just hope I will have courage to finally kill myself...
Black teenagers watch and laugh as an innocent man drowns and begs for help
My dad kicked my door in and broke my computer all because i said i didnt want to watch the house i dont have a door...
Why are wagecucks (i.e. ledditors) so upset when they don't get their normiebux tips...
Why don't you have the guts to end it all?
BBC Presenter bursts into treats upon seeing 'childlike' sexbot
Mental health thread
Where did all the oldfags go? Did they all become normal functioning normalfriends? Or did they all off themselves?
Imagine waking up to her every morning
Im a 22 y/o urban chubby misfit from india (im not your average pajeet) who wants to make max money and retire in a...
Be me
Is Jordan Peterson a closeted racist?
Fetishes?
All arguments made to discriminate against non virgin women are nothing but strawman analogies made by men who don't...
Tfw no 2B gf
That 30 year old boomer that still dreams to lose his virginity
Be nignog
Why do people hate this man? I just watched a couple of videos...
Why do women wear thongs in their day to day life? Are they really just that big of whores?
Fembots, how many of you are shut-ins? What do you do all day? Do you have online friends? What about an online gf/bf?
Blackpilled Chad talks about double standards with roasties
/britfeel/
Jow Forums_veteran
Tfw when torrented for 5 hours this fucking game and its in russian
Stardew Valley
Same shit everyday
Vocaroo
Rate me
Try to get my brother to sleep with me for months
ITT things that trigger your autism
Is sex really that great?
Why do some people get so worked up over interracial relationships?
Why is america so backwards compared to the rest of the developed world. Frankly...
Femanons, say hi to your newest fetish
Why do girls dress this way?
Day 1-2 nofap
I feel like I lose my personality when I'm alone
Everything but drinking has become boring
Is there any offline game worth playing?
Why are you just sitting here on the internet while life passes you by?
Would you robots fuck this 74 year old woman?
Remember when anime was cool?
Credit Score
Femanon tell me why are you here?
School shooter achievements!
Who else is still a flippy here?
Any other fembots enter a state of extreme arousal when they see anons bragging on Jow Forums? Especially Jow Forums
Where do I find masculine virtuous men?
What can I do to make fapping feel better and more like the real thing? Never had sex or even kissed btw...
Why are black "men" ao insecure and thin skinned?
Skype Call 10 PM Tonight
Pick 1, fembots
Fuck off user, I'm trying to sleep
Are you robots playing some mmo? I really want to play one
Why do you have to be a male model to get laid these days?
Post things that make normalfags foam at the mouth
How do breastlets feel when they got MOGGED?
Can we have a thread where we post our discord or steam profiles to make friends and play games with? It could be fun!
Take all pepes leave all pepes
Everybody around is fucking like animals
I just don't think I have anything to offer for women
You will never have a superhuman ability
Let's talk, about whatever. Vent, discuss a topic, doesn't Matter...
*open door
Would date a retarded girl?
Anyone else here hate their own voice?
J-just lift bro
My 15 year old sister retweeted this picture on her twitter. Also she claims she only likes black guys
Ahhhhh
What games will kids be nostalgic about in 10 years?
Is there an Jow Forums server?
Fixing Schizoid Personality Disorder with psychedelics
Who /difficultchildhood/ here? Whether it's an absentee/unstable parental figure, regular bullying...
You guys realise you could get a gf from Reddit Jow Forumstrufemcels
Ask a boring disinterested girl anything
Overheating NEET PC?
Why are all twitter users act like the same person, nobody ever seems to notice how samey everybody is...
Hey big bro. Thanks for helping me move into my first dorm...
Why should a femanon like myself date a robot like you?
/britfeel/
Reminder that your mom finds your virginity laughably pathetic
We won't have mathematicians, scientists or doctors in the future because people get dumber by every generation
How can we even compete?
Discord pedos
I live in Japan, and I'm answering your Qs
Girlfriend left me for this dude, she sent me this photo with the caption
Why don't you just lift bro? It's like you're not even trying to get a girl
Have had a tinder account for nine months
What are your thoughts on discord pedos?
My girlfriend has a feet fetish and keeps texting me with her lewd shit she wants to do with my feet...
Make joke in ongoing thread
What percentage of guys will ghost me when they find out im a kv at 20 and very socially retarded...
Mexican confidence
How fucked are you if you're still a khhv neet with no degree, no life experience at the age of 25?
Thinking about suicide is it worth it?
Ask a female Jow Forums user anything
Work out
I'm 55 years old. I can tell you what time does to women...
Worst pain you've ever felt
Is Jow Forums socially liberal or socially conservative? Do you support LGBT rights?
Who else drinking right now
/britfeel/
Neighbour killed my dog, how do I get even with the crazy bitch?
Autistic things you do
How do you interact with girls?
Breakfast
Anyone about to fail something or fail doing something?
Wake up
What's it like to have an above average, or even average, IQ?
Oh boy, here I go self-harming again
Tfw black guy likes me but im not really into them but i know ill be forever alone otherwise should i do it anons?
Me and my girlfriend decide to try cuckolding
Why are people such logically inconsistent hypocrites?
Once chance at life
Why dont you have a girlfriend, user?
Is it wrong to hate gays and blacks? Like some people hate cats or dogs...
Reminder that FACE is everything and it's ENTIRELY GENETIC
Haven't gotten in a fist fight in 5 years
I am sexually attracted to children and jerk off to loli hentai. should i kill myself? why/why not
Socionics thread! Take a test to get started, and discuss anything related to Socionics...
I'm a 24 year old male who's too much of a coward to talk to people honestly. I never left my awkward 13 year old stage...
Kiwi thread
Heyo r9k uwu
One stinky late night orbiter thread coming up. make sure to post instagram names
Why don't you just kill yourself user? -
Why not get Jow Forums robots? Don't you want to look good and be strong?
Why not just *become* the gf?
Music Thread
Have you ever told your mom that you will marry her when you were young?
Do you agree with Schopenhauer? Would we be better off if we were not?
Episode V: r9k fights back
Wud u settle for crazy at this point?
Why in the world would parents let their teenage daughters wear sexy bikinis? I just can't even fathom it
This universe was created without any specific purpose
Why the h*ck do women do this?
Namelets
Is there an escape from this hell?
You hear that robots? You're being led on. Never trust a femwhore on discord...
Battle stations i guess
Is there a better device to browse Jow Forums with? I don't think so
Fembot confession thread
Guess who just took down the biggest pedo on Discord?
S-son are you awake?
My huge boy ass is the only thing a girl has ever complimented me on
Followed the memes and learned Japanese to the point where I can sort of hold a conversation
Anyone else just hate/not care about everything? I don't know what I want from life
What's her name, user?
Having a civil politically based discussion with an user with whom I respectfully disagree
First sexual experience
Discord thread
You want to do WHAT with me, user?
What's your opinion on the Black Pill?
Kids addicted to ipads
Questionnaire for femanons
Why do modern women end up like this?
ITT: we claim words or phrases that the robot has yet to steal from us
Mental health thread #33
Shitty things people did to you
/britfeel/
How many of you are 25+ living with parents? What are your plans for the near future?
Femanons, of all the fetishes that are posted here regularly, which do you hate the most? Which do you like the most...
/r9gay/ - #324
What's your fetish lads just curious
So it seems the sad saga of hannah hays keeps adding tragic new chapters
Do people actually like the taste of alcohol or do they just drink it to get drunk and fit in?
Real Talk Incels
How many people here are druggies? what drugs have you done in your life? so far ive done..Xanax, Molly, Meth, Adderall...
Why don't you have a qt3.14 mentally unstable gf user? (I.E. Psychosis, Schizophrenia)
/britfeel/
20I in debt
Brown people are stealing your waifu as we speak
What are your thoughts on people with anime avatars on discord?