Without a doubt, we are America’s best-looking couple

>Best looking couple
>Bald
>Woman is taller than him

Lolk

los infortunados...
los enemigos de la raza blanca...
las creaturas....

butterface tho

>Americans

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meme protein shakes, creatine, and tanning lotions

Lol?

>26???
they look 36. those are some rough years on their bodies, man.

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here's another pic of the woman from her instagram

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>bald manlet and manface
>America’s best-looking couple

THE STATE OF THE UNITED STATES

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her:
>shitty tats
>butterface
>not much of an ass either
him:
>no calves
>hides his thighs
>manlet
And this what America considers to be their best?
This?

That girl's face looks like tranny.

How the FUCK do you spend $190 a day on protein shakes, creatine and tanning lotion? That better be some good fucking lotion...

and it's beautiful!

>tattoos
>man jaw
>clearly a fraud
>fake tits
>still thinks shes the best looking
god I hate thots

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Short and Bald, best looking.

>Guy is bald and has a goblin face
>Girl has wide shoulders, is ripped and is taller than the guy
The delusion.

Never skip leg day

forgot his wrist and forearms. the real most perfect dude in a perfect couple in the world would atleast have to have klokov's wrists and forearms

>Best looking couple

>Girl

I think you mixed up which one the girl is, friend

>that's a fact
no it's not fag
>$70k/y
anavar and test/dbol isn't that expensive

How do they quantify appearance points?

The guy's pretty good looking but that girl is fucking disgusting.

>26
oof oww owie
Kind of realizing the "white girls age like shit" meme is true an overwhelming majority of the time, I'm only 24 and a lot of the sorority types my age already look busted

>2018
>believing a heterosexual couple is the most attractive

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he's good lucking af but he's getting ripped off by that girl lmfaooooo

hetero here, and while I have no sexual attraction to men, I think it's unanimous that the quality of aesthetic attractiveness in your pic far surpassed the trolls in OP's pic

Robbie Lawler married a butterface

They're good looking and all but my neighbors put them to shame. Who weighs in on these polls?

I can find a dozen hotter women walking across my campus. Likewise for men.

They spend it so people who read the article can be content with their mediocre physique becaus “HURR DURR is impossible for me cuz I can’t spend 70 grand on fitness”.

The woman is 33, has roided, and has had multiple trashy cosmetic surgeries. I don't think this is your average white girl lol

wish I could tell which was which

Robbie and his wife look better than these goblinos and they're not even trying lmao

> my feminity is important
> takes roids

Did the buff guy get cucked?
His son looks nothing like him.

>Without a doubt, we are America’s best-looking couple
(coughs)

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what are you talking about? he is OK, decent physique but hardly super aesthetic, she looks incredibly trashy and masculine

Damn, she looks busted as fuck. Also, old boy looks like he has the legs of a malnourished Ethiopian child.

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my gf looks like shes 16 and shes 27. feelsgoodman

la creatura..

Why does Melania not know how to smile? You know how when cats 'smile' it's actually a sort of grimace that's a precursor to vomiting? She looks like that when she tries.

>That tattoo on her thigh
Instadrop

I actually agree they are not the ''best looking couple in the US" bullshit but saying that this guy doesn't have a good/elite (top 5

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she going to kill herself

If America's best looking couple is still doing hover hand in pictures, what hope is there for everyone else?

*cough*

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I assume theyve hired the best personal trainers & best personal nutritionists they could get- thats probably pretty expensive.

I wouldn't be surprised if they had some crazy expensive home gym or something as well. Its all a little extra but hey not my life and they look good asf so who cares.

I mean, personally I'm not into a bodybuilding look on women, but I wouldn't argue that she's probably peak performance and what I am attracted to is probably objectively less healthy.

you wouldn't smile either if your marriage of convenience was up-ended by your narcissistic husband wanted to be president and now you have to lead a public life with responsibility.

>man face and baldy
>best looking

how does this feelsgoodman?

you are attracted to her because she looks 16, strong pedo

I always just figured it was because she has far too much work done on her face to really be able to do it much at all. Botox permanently stiffens all that shit

>>self proclaimed best
>omg omg omg murica omg omg omg
Body and MIND, guys.

Attraction to people with secondary sex characteristics is not considered pedophilia, regardless as to whether or not the person is of legal age.

Nothing wrong with being attracted to a young woman, as long as you respect the fact that she probably doesn't have the maturity to be in relationship with an adult if she's under 17 or 18.

And same for sex, I should mention. I am sure I will get plenty of "lol cucks" for this but I don't care. If I had a daughter I would punch any creep that I thought was too old for her if he was making advances.

Lmao she looks like if Booker T got a sex change and his skin bleached.

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>Tattoos
Immediately dropped, get fucked roastie cunt.

hes got the lighter skin but his dads nigger nose