What the FUCK do I eat?

What the FUCK do I eat?
Going to the store in an hour, what do I buy?

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Eggs. Shit ton of eggs.

Tumeric
Ginger
Iron
D2
B12
Chicken breast
Rice
Ramen
Eggs
Soup steak
Kimchi
Green coffee
Vegemite
Propel
Taurine
Kale chips
Strawberries
And you're probably low on deodorant

Nothing, don't eat at all. Any food you eat will in some way be bad for you, so just don't eat anything and you'll be fine.

I'm either allergic or intolerant to them. I produce gas and bloat for like 12 hours after consumption

rice
steel cut oats
broccoli
chicken breast
wild salmon

I'll buy pre boiled eggs.
I should have specified, I live in my office for most of my day. I have a refrigerator, and there is a microwave somewhere.
I do like the idea of rice

Not op.

eggs
bananas
chicken
cheese
peanut butter

OK. I have boiled Eggs, microwavable Rice, and some form of oats.
What do I put on or in rice?

fruit and vegetables

shoot yourself and spill your blood all over it then eat it as you bleed out

eggs
peanut butter
whole wheat bread
pistachios
green tea
spinach
canned tuna

just chicken

Almost forgot OATS

You need fruits and vegetables broham. Get some baby spinach, baby carrots, some cucumbers, some pears or apples, some berries.

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If you actually want to be fit, you’ll buy meat, coconut oil, bacon, and other paleo foods and ignore what these muscle magazine readers are rehashing which is only food for people on roids.

I've never really been a fan of raw vegetables.
I know, I'm a a faggot.
I'll buy some cold pressed vegetable juice.

Is it OK to put a little bit of tobacco sauce on the rice?

oatmeal, tuna in water, eggs, greek salad

Onions sauce
Basedbeans
Onions milk
Onions nuts

Can't find most of these, I will buy minced onions, I can sprinkle it in the rice

strong alcoholic cider and sparkling water, oh wait that's my shopping list
I feel like shit goddamn..

>Is it OK to put a little bit of tobacco sauce on the rice?
I hope you tabasco and yes it's not only ok it's necessary.

Get some peanut butter and celery. May seem like something a 12 year old would eat but god damn if it isn't as good as a banana or hard boiled egg.

OK, so.
Microwave rice
Oats
Boiled eggs
Tabasco sauce
Peanut butter
Some kind of vegetable juice (can't really do raw vegetables)
Some sort of onion sauce, dried flakes?

What else can I do with peanut butter?not really sure on this.

OATS AND MILK

OATS AND MILK, MOTHERFUCKER

Guys they didn't have boiled Eggs
I bought this for oats, is good?

And I'll have to get milk another day. What kind of milk do I buy

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Shit I just realized that you can't microwave this stuff really.
What the fuck

broccoli
carrots
chicken
steaks
on ions
garlic
chili
butter
olive oil
cabbage
spinach
tuna
eggs
some other fish
aspargue
avocado
etc

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