Why do you lift? For me, it's QT girls

So that I can put up a fight if state enforced homosexuality comes to my town

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>not wanting a hologram gf that is always there for you

lol fag

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call Ana a hoe one more time nigger

you won't even see me teleport behind you

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Too bad the real cuties don't exist

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Ugly and faking happiness. Looks like she's having a seizure.

Terrible fashion tastes. Also she looks Jewish.

If you're lifting for your gf you're a fucking loser. She looks like she takes BBC daily.

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>summer is starting and you can read outside while watching your dog roll around in the grass and chase squirrels

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Id rather have shariah law desu, at least the jets won tho.

>calling Ana Jewish
>not know blade runner 2049 with a full white European cast in a ocean of films with (((diversity)))
end your life nig

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LENZ A CUTE

Here, have an actually qt girl

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I've told myself all my life that I will never be fat.
At the age of 25, November last year. After I fucked this girl at my place she was lieing next to me and stroking my belly....
A feeling of shock and terror as I reviewed myself in the mirror. The infernal little shit had begone to grow abit, I could grasp it firmly.
I've always been skinny and tall, had no problems not being fit.
Now I'ts being Dedded 100%, 6 days a week. 2 hours a day. 3 HIIT regiments on top. 5 Ab days on top.
Infernal little shit belly fat, I will never be fat.

Also, now I think I might open the playing field of fit bitches. Fuck yeah

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who is this cutie pie

so i won't be a disappointment to my father who doesn't give a shit about me

All I'm seeing is a bunch of Photoshop work.

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>yellow teeth
>pounds of makeup
shiggy diggy

>implying I go on /tv/
Who's really the loser here?

t. Chuck

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Just started lifting on Monday. For me it's a pride thing. I'm a 8.5/10 in the face, and would like a 10 body to match it. I'm like 5 pounds overweight, and I'd like to cut that shit off right now before it gets worse.

Who’s gonna take the ban and post the webm?

holy shit you are fast

For twinks

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I want to have 5+ (as many as I can financially support) children with white skin, blue eyes and brown hair, like myself.

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If that isn't the goal of every white man on this board, they cannot call themselves men.

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To kill
Day of the rope approaches soon

For sure, user. For sure.

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Post body show how much of a "man" you are

Sure qt girls are nice to look at but like most women they mostly annoying.

right answers

Obligatory Führer.

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Post body guarantee you're not Jow Forums

I'm definitely not perfect, but I wouldn't call myself a dyel.

Hell seger

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BTFO’d

>roid back
yikes

I want a body that I can be proud about

100% dyel, but good frame for when you decide to workout

kek roidlet

>implying acne = roids
I've been out of work for 4 months and have spent 90% of my days sitting in this very chair, and the remaining working out. Generates acne, simple as that.

I would compliment your frame, but you didn't post to back your statement.

made me kek

praise the fourth reich

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I wasn't gonna make fun of the backne because that likely isn't all your fault so instead I'll make fun of your moronic ideology. Hitler wouldn't have liked your shit hair cut, your douche necklace, or whatever that tattoo is unless it's your blood type. You let memes convince you to post mind numbingly stupid stuff even if under the guise of irony. On top of that there's clearly a layer of fat over the little muscle you do have, as is evidenced by your back rolls. Think for yourself dont parrot what you heard in a YouTube video or what some user wrote just because it was poised confidently. Really just be better m8

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both of you are borderline dyels

reapplying to the human race.

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is that emma?

I lift for memes

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Of course u wont

I lift so I can get my arse licked by a girl without forcing or paying her. i dont really know how it will work but ya know aim for the stars and a slag might lick ya arse

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Checked
But that's a stupid goal

To feel superior to my friends.
>Skinnyfat friend tries to hook me up with a girl back when I was a dyel
>Was and still am terrible with women
>Fuck things up horribly but still had feelings for her
>Friend talked a lot of shit, "Bro I should've just fucked her.", "Bro do you care if I give her a call?", etc
>Know he wouldn't have a chance with her because he isn't great with women either and also he was just giving me shit but it still made me mad
>Fast forward to now
>That same friend's gf mires me all the time, even asked me to get him in the gym
>They wound up breaking up over her getting drunk and saying she wished he looked like me
>Feel bad even though I did nothing wrong but more so feel bad thinking he deserved it

>A different friend
>He is honestly a good guy who has stuck up for me before but he has paper thin skin and can't take any bantz at all
>One day we're all drinking trashing each other
>I make fun of him
>He gets really mad and threatens to beat me up, grabbing me by the collar and shit
>It gets broken up
>Recently
>We all get trashed again
>I make fun of him the exact way I did before, daring him to try that shit again
>He doesn't and just nervously laughs saying "That is in the past man, why bring it up?"
Maybe I sound like a douche but I don't care. I love this shit, I wish I could confront everyone who ever fucked with me in even little ways now. I have no idea how to fight but just being bigger than normal people is enough to intimidate them.

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doesnt lift and has terrible eczema
only started lifting in the past ~2 months

Post body

But you aren't that far off, 4 months

>implying i do because i know a film
lmao brainlet

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you are a faggot

>stripping almost naked that much around your son
I'm dubious of this man's parenting skills.

Future asian gf

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I don't expect you to understand.

>This is a bad thing

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iTS CALLED A POOL user

she's overrated af

Of course you won't

her nipples are pacifiers

Radio silence from the brainlet? Nothing to say about ?

>Click here
feelsgreatbro.jpg

Hopefully you're right.

Kek can relate, when your skinny fat onions boy friends rip on you for being shit with women then you end up looking better than them and have their girlfriends flirt with you and mire. Feels good man.

Based

POST BODY BOI UR SCARED

i stopped lifting like 2 weeks or so ago, i feel empty inside, my depression has beaten me. i have no goals in life, i live alone, i cant stand the presense of other people and i feel tired all the time i fell in love with a woman ill never met and that increases my sadness, help

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for big girls

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To protect my family (rough city) and help my friends.
To be a role model for my little brother and my future kids.

for my wife

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You need guns for that. So basically you have to be american.

You can say that again brother

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So you jack off and your friend gets to fuck an actual girl? Wow you showed him faggot.

Hell seger kamrat

Post body dyel polboy

The fact that you posted a back pic as opposed to a front pic says a lot.

You didn't join the real and active Official Fitness Server on Discord yet
Advice on routine and posture advice, motivate each other, awesome stories, feels, food pics recipes and diet checks, fasting, etc. Self improvement, nofap and even relationship advice
We also have some fun channels like memes or tinder thot patrolling.
For those who want more adventure, we have a contest: post a pic in begin of the month, and one at the end. Then users vote and the winner gets prize money!

We accept people from all fitness levels: fat, average or athletic. As long as you are encouraging and motivating you are most welcome!
discord.gg/Dzj9HkQ

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That's... original.

there's nothing to understand. you call these people your friends and behave that way. you're nothing but a faggot, you may be swole on the outside but your inner self is weak and pathetic. don't forget that

for her

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honourable

>Who's really the loser here?

You.

I feel you too man

Just distract yourself with other things, don't just do lifting try playing an instrument or joining a club

T. Nigger

To look better to boost my ego, i wanna brcome world wide famous by the time im 26 im gonna make sure im talked of for at least 50 years after my death, if nothing else works out i mean... rubber bullet shooting, nobody dies, i dont die, people talk about the dumbass who shot with rubber bullets

To get mires from other girls, making my gf slightly nervous/jealous and making her hold on tighter. Also makes her feel good to still choose her after all the attention. Mires with gf is the best feeling

Post pic faggot

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