Want to lose weight

>want to lose weight
>love drinking

Pls tell me theres a way

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stop drinking, there's literally no reason to do it

>>want to lose weight
>>love drinking
>
>Pls tell me theres a way
Vodks
Soda

ive stopped my obsessive drinking habit after i got a gf that doesnt drink desu

beer fast

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Be in a caloric deficit. A lot of hardcore alcoholics are skeletons.

stick to vodka and sprite zero

minimize drinking nights to once/twice per week

do that or you won't make it

Do ketamine or GHB/GBL instead?

They produce the same effect as alcohol.

This is kind of terrible advice, but pick up another drug habit. You could take some Xanax, basically feel drunk but with no calories or problems to your progress. You could still have a drink or two on top and feel great with 1/20th the alcohol for your body to process

There's a secret way user, you must chug beer via your asshole, it's the only way. Remember to bring a funnel and hose with you next time you go out.

What the living fuck did you just say?

GHB sort of, fair enough.

But you think that KETAMINE produces the same effect as alcohol?!?!

Whew buddy you've been buying very, very fake ketamine.

Just limit days to 4-5 times a month maximum and use this list to drink more efficiently. Drink more straight liquor/ mixed drinks with diet soda than beer. Stay pretty strict on your diet the rest of the time. Check out snake diet if you feel like a challenge, I have had great results while still being able to drink and do drugs. Just decide where your priorites lie my friend

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>xanax

holy shit no

do phenibut or something if you want to chill out

I've only ever taken really, really small bumps and it all it did was make me feel drunk. I admit that I have no idea what a full line would feel like.

200ml of beer have 80~90 kcal of carbs. I have half a liter of beer every odd week with my mates and i'm good. Vodka is 100kcal a shot.
I reckon getting shitfaced every other week is unsustainable though. Too much water retention, you end up eating crap during and after, bad sleep, bad habits altogether. It's doable like everything, in moderation.

Just fucking stop eating you retard you know damn well there's a way. You could probably knock back a six pack a day or more if you're only eating a can of green beans and a piece of toast every day.

thats because they blow all their money on a bottle of vodka and thats the only thing they will consume a day

Any hard liquor neat
Any hard liquor on the rocks
Any hard liquor + soda water
Any hard liquor + diet coke/sprite/redbull etc.
No beer, wine or mixed drinks ever

I wonder where Soju would be on this list

Which is what the first sentence said : "Be in a caloric deficit." You don't need to be in an extreme caloric deficit like those alcoholics, but even if you drink daily all you need is to be in a caloric deficit even if it's a slight one.

>not pure cranberry juice

Not going to make it. Shit is very low sugar but super strong taste so you just mix a little bit with water and vodka/gin and you're set.

40% liquor without mixing with water is plain retarded, you're going to destroy your intestinal barrier.

Literally impossible to lose weight when on low % drinks. Quit or drink vodka.

Drink on a empty stomach. It gets you drunk faster and you consume less calories

Small bumps are kind of like a cleaner alcohol buzz with mood brightening and some energy

Honestly if you have access to ket or ghb theres zero reason to drink, better highs and much healthier