>Stop telling people you workout.
>Tell people you occasionally do push-ups and running and that's it.
>This will make people think you are naturally gifted. This will make people who aren't making any results want to give up.
>this will confuse thots into thinking you have great genetics for reproduction.
>it's like being a fake natty while being a real natty.
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>I don't workout
>"We can tell"
jokes on you faggot i dont even look good >:)
>be 6'2 or higher
>tell people that you had a physical and that you didn't realize you were only 5'10
>girls think their manlet male friends are >5'7
OP you have the right idea but you're being a sperg about it. Don't talk about how you do push ups. Say "I try to stay active" and let them fill that in with whatever they want.
It's funny how my childhood friends started miring my gains once we met even though i don't work out. I simply started eating healthy.
I was a steroid abusing permabulking manlet for 3 or 4 years. I was a 5’6” 215 pound ball of bloatmaxed muscle and high blood pressure.
A few times when I was at a bar around other guys that lifted I would say that I never lifted, I just had genes that made me really muscular and strong. Girls would be really nice to me and sometimes buy me drinks, because they thought that I was dying from a genetic disease.
Back in my day we would say we did wii fit and zumba
Or dont be an insecure beta who lies about his hobbies.
I don't think you can have 17 inch arms and tell people you don't workout.