>Stop telling people you workout.
>Tell people you occasionally do push-ups and running and that's it.
>This will make people think you are naturally gifted. This will make people who aren't making any results want to give up.
>this will confuse thots into thinking you have great genetics for reproduction.
>it's like being a fake natty while being a real natty.
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>I don't workout
>"We can tell"
jokes on you faggot i dont even look good >:)
>be 6'2 or higher
>tell people that you had a physical and that you didn't realize you were only 5'10
>girls think their manlet male friends are >5'7
OP you have the right idea but you're being a sperg about it. Don't talk about how you do push ups. Say "I try to stay active" and let them fill that in with whatever they want.
It's funny how my childhood friends started miring my gains once we met even though i don't work out. I simply started eating healthy.
I was a steroid abusing permabulking manlet for 3 or 4 years. I was a 5’6” 215 pound ball of bloatmaxed muscle and high blood pressure.
A few times when I was at a bar around other guys that lifted I would say that I never lifted, I just had genes that made me really muscular and strong. Girls would be really nice to me and sometimes buy me drinks, because they thought that I was dying from a genetic disease.
Back in my day we would say we did wii fit and zumba
Or dont be an insecure beta who lies about his hobbies.
I don't think you can have 17 inch arms and tell people you don't workout.
kek
Op here. Have you try saying you have tumours in your arms? You will definitely get a sympathy blowjob at least
>Girls would be really nice to me and sometimes buy me drinks, because they thought that I was dying from a genetic disease.
Alpha as fuck
>go up to girl in gym
>"i dont work out"
>notice she is rapidly pressing a silent alarm for security
Whenever anyone asks I just say I started jerking off with both hands
Kek
This is a sign of low self esteem everyone can tell you're lying
People will think you're weird unless you make it obvious you're joking
You're a poser OP, you're not even that big, I bet you kiss girls faggot
Guess it's time to kill myself then
t. salty manlet
Kek
Changing my diet has given me a better appearance than lifting ting weights ever did.
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>Stop telling people you workout.
>Tell people you occasionally do push-ups and running and that's it.
>This will make people think you are a schizo or habitual liar.
Maybe it works in dumbass-America, I dunno.
>I just do yoga
>I just swim
>I come from a bloodline of mandingos
so many options really
>This is a sign of low self esteem
It's a sign of mental illness. Would never fly in Europe, you'd be avoided like an asylum patient.
try lifting the weights at most normal gyms instead of whatever ting weights are
>not lifting weights and ting
me brudda...
Dam cuz
We old
that only works if some manlet tells he's 5'9. Then you say, oh rly but im 5'9 and im taller so you must be...
I like the way you think user
>"Far out user, how did you get looking like that?"
I always make some dry joke about clickbait website fitness headlines
>I drank one glass of wine day for 3 months
>I did the 30 day squat challenge
>I stopped eating carrots
>I do 100 crunches, 100 push ups and 100 pull ups every morning
>be me
>go to park
>do muscle ups, one arm pullups, human flags, etc..
>group of other boys approaches me and asks how long im doing calisthenics
>say since 3 weeks
tfw no cute grills at park doing calisthenics
Nice, but at least in my country, 99% of the people wouldn't get the joke
>>I stopped eating carrots
I have to say this once I'm swole.
I think it's ok if you lie like this at Staceys, but to other men it's unfair. Like a fat boy at my gym who proudly stated he's got a bench 1RM of 180kg, when I would be surprised if he even lifts 100
Kill yourself.
You are as far from alpha as you can get with a mindset like that, and people will be able to smell it.
>Tell people you occasionally do push-ups and running and that's it
But that's what I actually do
Story of my life.
Well you can cosplay as a quadriplegic then and get all the wheelie pussy you want
I live in Aussie where dry sarcasm is rapant and people still give me the roo in headlights look when I say it, like they want to laugh but they're waiting for me to say I'm kidding just in case. I find it pretty funny but in hindsight it seems kinda awkward.
underrated
Op here. This my poo poo post cunt. You are even more autistic than me
oooh
Fuck yes you can
All you gotta do is say you work construction/metal fab/any physically demanding job really
Fuck if you work on a farm and have the right set up you can breddy damn big and never pick up weights once
It works with retards
So all of Europe and a good deal of asia
My favorite is I've only eaten bananas for the past 5 years
I legitimately hope that stupid bogan slut dies
If the man is stupid enough to believe user he deserves to be deceived
Whats the point? Normies genuinely think anyone who wears a tight shirt is "buff". And if you disagree they act like youre a dick with overly high standards.
I'm literally 6'3 shoeless. I used to say the exact same thing. I realized it came from a place of low self esteem.
Like you have 5'9 manlets boldly claiming 6 ft and here I am downplaying my positive qualities
>Girls would be really nice to me and sometimes buy me drinks, because they thought that I was dying from a genetic disease.
I was not prepared at all for how hard this made me laugh. Thanks user.
>I do 100 crunches, 100 push ups and 100 pull ups every morning
underrated
I've done this. I'm 6'5" so every girl ever always has to ask how tall I am, if there's other guys around I'll say I'm 6'3". It's always funny seeing them stutter their way through an explanation that I "must be taller than that because I'm 6 foot"
>dont work out all winter
>lose stupid amounts of weight
>start working out again
>one week in
>compliments all round saying I'm fit
>"I stopped eating carrots."
Lol, wut?
Fugg this one hurts me
nah i dont lift, i just do wii fit and zumba on the weekends
>hanging out with tinder thot
>she looks at my callouses
>"What are these from, user?"
>"From lifting"
>"You lift?"
fuck