Questionnaire for femanons

how old are you? are the majority of your friends male or female? how many friends do you have? which sex do you get along better with? introvert or extrovert? blah blah blah

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I'm 19.
>implying I have friends
If online friends count, I have 3 male and 1 female.
I guess I get along better with men.
If I were an extrovert I wouldn't be on here.

Anyone can lie about being a fembot, don't trust this board at all (coming from a fembot) (But not actually because there is no such thing as girls on the internet)

how long have you known your online friends for?

I'm totally 18
>Friends? lol i have people who pity me cuz i look semi-attractive and have autism
i get along with pretty much every equally terribly
i wish i was able to be an etrovert, my body craves it, but im an involuntary bot
>Fuck you guys im gonna go jerk off to traps

The female one and a male, a year and a half. Another, I think 10 months. And the last one a month or two.

20.
I'm not super great at making friends, but the people I usually hung out with in high school were 2 male and 2 female.
Girls, I think? Tough call.
Introvert. Definitely. INFP, if you care about that crap.
Blah to you too.

>how old are you?
31
>are the majority of your friends male or female?
>how many friends do you have?
>friends
>which sex do you get along better with?
I get along with a small subset of both equally, I suppose.
>introvert or extrovert?
Definite introvert. I would just like to be left alone.

27
I have no friends at all, just coworkers that hate me and are trying to take my job.

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did you post in my desktop screenshot thread?

29, 4 friends all at least half gay men in some way shape or form. But I think i made them more comfortable talking about it so that's cool.

>how old are you?
23
>are the majority of your friends male or female?
Male
> how many friends do you have?
Quite a lot (my social ring is about of 8-9 persons), but it's very normal in my culture to be "sociable" (latinos doesn't know how to fucking stand alone, most of people in my country are extroverts)
>which sex do you get along better with?
Males
>introvert or extrovert?
Introvert

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ppl who claim to be a femanon. Either you're an landwhale, attention whore or the most probaly this guy

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god I wish that were me between those tits

Reminder that if you bump threads like these you are cancer that's killing r9k

>how old are you?
18
>are the majority of your friends male or female?
I have zero friends. I'm a social recluse. >how many friends do you have?
read above
>which sex do you get along better with?
read above
>introvert or extrovert?
I'm more than an introvert. I'm a literal shut-in

Jow Forums was never cancer-less

So many old hags.
Unsightly.

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how many of you thots are virgin,that also haven't practised sodomy?

>thinly veiled "pls be my internet gf" thread

>25
>female
>3 close ones
>depends on activity but I only feel very comfortable in groups of women
>introvert

KHHV here. I've actually never had a male friend. Never hugged one, dated one, held hands with one. Overall, just never been in the same presence with one besides school of course.

>18
>No friends for like 2 years.
>Hate women
>Introvert

Are you a hiki a neet or are you trying to do something with your life?

>how old are you?
18
>are the majority of your friends male or female?
female
>how many friends do you have?
maybe 5. i mostly have acquaintances
>which sex do you get along better with?
mostly female
>introvert or extrovert?
introvert

i wouldnt mind trying that out if someone just asked me instead of doing it in a roundabout way

ORIGINALLY PLEASE BE MY GF
pIease

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OP here,

I'm genuinely just curious what kind of girls tend to visit Jow Forums. If males on this board have predominantly male friends, do fembots have predominantly female friends? or are 'fembots' more akin to males, and able to make friends with guys more easily.

Don't know if you see where I'm going with this.

>how old are you?
18
> are the majority of your friends male or female?
female
>how many friends do you have?
a few
>which sex do you get along better with?
doesnt really matter
>introvert or extrovert?
extrovert

>how old are you?
18
>are the majority of your friends male or female?
female
>how many friends do you have?
16
>which sex do you get along better with?
neither
>introvert or extrovert?
neither

Are you fat? Do you have severe facial deformities? If the answer to both of these questions in no, then I have no idea how a women can be a KHHV.

>fembot
>having friends

thats an oxymoron dumbass fembots by definition do not have the ability or capacity to make and keep friends.

that's why i used femanon in the original post, nigger

hey guess what.


i suck my dads cock to pay rent

I respect your positivity and persistence. But does this ever work for you?

this is the first time I have tried it this way

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No, I'm not fat and I don't have severe facial deformities but the top of half my face really is off putting. I plan to get surgery next year to fix this.

I've only ever been intimate with my husband. He's my first and only for everything in that regard.

>26
>majority female, but it's a mix
>15 or so that I talk to regularly
>get along with pretty much everyone, can relate to guys better I guess
>introvert

>19
>male
>5
>both
>introvert

>how old are you?
18
>how many friends do you have?
only 2 friends are from childhood, male and female
>which sex do you get along better with?
male, i get nervous around other females
>introvert or extrovert?
introvert, but I try and be more social it's not working at the moment

>how old are you?
23

>are the majority of your friends male or female?
>friends

> how many friends do you have?
3

>which sex do you get along better with?
Yes

>introvert or extrovert? blah blah blah
Introvert

I'll be your friend. I am also trying to be more social. All I do is work, really. I dont talk to people often.

24

>friends

>friends

both

Extrovert


Im a cyborg

you sound nice! you deserve good friends , working all the time sounds boring

I'll drop my discord then.
Hurricane Fish#0002

Why are 90% of you under 20? Stop making me feel old dammit.

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Any femanons here want a friend to play Darkn Souls with? I'm really good at it, I swear

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I have sympathy for the 25+ chicks, since they are most likely doomed. They will either have to settle for a guy they dont want or get a bunch of cats and call it a life.

But the young ones get no sympathy from me, the whole "robot" thing is just a phase for them and 9 out of 10 times they get into a relationship and shift their whole worldview way before 25.

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Would any of the femanons here want to be my friend on discord. At this point I don't care if I get ghosted or led on either.

fem... a... anons? HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, no way, like - HAAAAAAAAAAAAA. Femanons, NO FUCKING SHIT

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21
None - no friends.
Offline? Usually women. online? Usually men - I pretend to be male in games and chats.
Introvert with severe autism

How severe autism?

>24
>mostly male friends
>get along better with males
>extremely introverted
>INTP, that will tell a lot.

I'm constantly lonely but don't want to talk to people at the same time. I want to spend time with someone, separately. Doing our own thing in the same room, sometimes sharing something or playing games online. But not much verbal interaction.

I don't get along with women because the ones I find that have the same hobbies/interests only have them because of a guy that they're into or they're tryhards flaunting the whole "I'm not like other girls" shtick. I was raised by my father and probably should have been born a man. I am estranged from my own gender. The ones I could get along with all stopped talking to me because they got boyfriends or friends into drugs that can hook them up.

I'm trying to meet people who claim to be friendless because I'm trying to be more social. Do you have a discord?

DO NOT LEWD THE DOKIS. THEY DO NOT ENJOY IT.

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19
>what are friends
I get along better with guys doesnt mean i want a bf tho, i just always been that way even as a kid
Introvert

Same here, though I wouldn't say that I'm a "tryhard", even as a kid I have always been tomboyish. For me it's just one of those things I can't seem to grow out of, since I grew up hanging out with my dad and my brother a lot. Part of me is happy being me, but part of me wishes I could understand what it's like to have "girly interests" or female friends who are massively girly, and the ones I ever had either weren't friends for too long or had their own mental problems going on

Those girly things are a really fake thing to like. It's like a form of oversocialisation mixed with overconsumerism.

Pls be my platonic friend, you seem like a very cool person

Asking someone to be a platonic friend lets them know you've already weighed the other option.

24 fem here, got like 5 close friends and around 15 ordinary friends in total and their genders are pretty evenly matched- don't think I get along with one gender better than the other, just get along with certain people better. have bipolar so both introverted and extroverted depending on the swing.

>I want to spend time with someone, separately. Doing our own thing in the same room, sometimes sharing something or playing games online.
This is how relationships work after the initial honeymoon period. You enjoy each other's presence and feel relaxed and do your own thing. After a while there's not so much need for verbal interaction and you've mostly learned everything there is to know about the other person. So it's a sort of spiritual connection and feeling of warmth from your SO's presence next to you.

It's pretty neat. You lose the excitement and dopamine highs but get the donding and deep connection and oxytocin overload.

Femanons would you fuck this guy?
And why is the answer yes?
Lost#2786

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maybe, but the re-release has killed the original PC port/all mods and hacks that came with it ;(

>How old are you?
26
>Are the majority of your friends male or female?
I like hanging out with women more then men.
>How many friends do you have?
2 if my landlord and shrub dealer count. I have about 50 people on social media, but they all live out of state. The few who live in my city have children. I don't get to see or talk to them because they are really busy 24/7 doing family stuff.
>Which sex do you get along better with?
Women
>Introvert or extrovert?
I guess introvert. I like people though.

2 young is he like 17?

He is originally 20

yeah maybe then. i have low standards when it comes to random fucking, high standards when it comes to dating. i fucked a really unattractive 50 yr old truck driver one night just because he seemed sad.

Typical whore, but ill take it.

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>low standards for fucking
>high standards for dating
How the fuck does that even work?

Yeah whatever, I know that the more I have sex dudes like you think my value drops but I honestly couldn't care less. Sex is sex. I don't have a lot of self worth so, there's that too.

Well when you random fuck you probably won't ever see each other again. When you date a guy you're with him always. Wouldn't want him to be a boring ass norm.

>yeah whatever
Stopped reading there. I dont care that youre a whore, it was just a question. Everything isnt about you. Jeez

29
No friends really, just acquaintances from work. I mean I have friends but I see them like once a year
Mainly girls
Don't really get along with either sex too well
Introverted
Lonely

>You'll never see each other again.
That's what I mean. I don't understand how people can have sex with just anyone. To me, sex is an exchange of the heart. You take in all their emotion whether that be anger, happiness, or sadness. It's a complete release of feeling, and it's letting someone inside you. It does sound really silly, but I find it a very special act. It's taking somebody's soul in it's entirety. I don't understand how other people don't feel that way about it. When I think about fucking random people, I can actually feel nausea well up inside me. It would make me want to vomit.

I feel like an alien. I'm not ragging on you. I know so many who would share your opinion. I want to know what is wrong with me. Why I can't do that. If I could, maybe I wouldn't be such a mess. I don't understand it.

I get you more than you think I do- the (few) times I've had sex with somebody that I loved, it was one million times better. Fucking guys/girls from bars is basically boredom on both sides. The dudes seem to enjoy it more, I mostly do it because I'm single and I feel pathetic (idk why) when I haven't had sex for like, 6 months or something, so I'm like 'welp better do it I guess'. The way you see it is probably healthier.

It took 70 posts for a roastie/larper to derail the thread with attention whoring.

Like pottery. Women and their holes, I swear.

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No it doesn't, what kind of logic is this? Asking to be platonic friends is trying to make it clear you're not just interested in them for romantic/sexual reasons

>how old are you?
21
>are the majority of your friends male or female?
female, i suppose
>how many friends do you have?
it is difficult for me to consider someone a friend, so i would say 0. to whom i speak with, 2.
>which sex do you get along better with?
neither, i don't really care for interactions or socializing beyond minimal need
>introvert or extrovert?
introvert, i guess

Isn't the thread actually about women? I'd understand if this had nothing to do with them, but it's a thread about women.

HI WOMEN OF Jow Forums PLS RESPOND BUT DON'T RESPOND SLUTS WE HATE YOU

And I am a nigga, I know what they want
I pray that you don't get it all at once
Curves under your dress, I know it's pervs all on the net

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Niggas is savage, niggas is monsters
Niggas is pimps, niggas is players

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I like this salvage of a thread that was getting pretty awkward.

The woman in question did not answer the questionnaire, she started talking about how much of a huge whore she is and how she fucks different guys out of boredom. If that's not attention whoring on the virtue of her holes, then I dont know what is.

Cute reductio ad absurdum though, I expected no less.

I bet if I was like 'oh no I couldn't possibly have sex with pic related that's way too scary ;( I'd sperg out hold me user' you'd be 100% cool. I hope you know that having a lot of sex isn't actually something to brag about, it's honestly really really hollow.

I've been with 24 women, I am aware. I dont derail threads with this irrelevant info, however.
You could be an honest attention whore, that'd be more bearable.

don't know how I'm being at all dishonest. I'm a crazy person with bipolar, who did answer the questionaire, and most of the bad choices I make r.e. sex or r.e. life is because I'm manic as fuck or drunk as fuck and I will probably die this way somehow.

Why do you even come to this shit hole then?

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norms come here to feel better about their lives

>19 going on 20
>I have a brother and sister who are my only friends
>2
>I'm gonna guess females because I feel like I'd bore males
>Introverted duh

I'm who you responded to. Wanna be friends?

That's true, I'd say. But those couples don't properly communicate or are unhappy with the situation. I'm like this naturally because of the extreme introversion. It's difficult for me to even connect with someone to begin with. Maybe I'm broken, I dunno.

Man I wish I could do that, I had sex with my fat, abusive ex a week ago before I moved, and I'm not gonna lie, she was my first and only, and she wasn't good, but she was human and was alive, so as far as I'm concerned that's the bare minimum I had to do to get that decaying feeling out of my chest and head, before that it had been probably a year and a half. I didn't even lose my virginity until I was 20. It would be great just to go out and find someone down for it, usually I just get really dirty looks or women laughing at me. It took me a month to convince my family I had even done it, which was good for her since she was embarassed of me and wanted to keep that she did it a secret. I ramble too much

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>tfw no femanon cake friend

im 18
its about equal male to female, 2 of each.
i dont think i get along well with either sex.
introverted

What about doing it in a I'LL BE THE ROUNDABOUT
THE WORDS WILL MAKE YOU OUT 'N' OUT
I SPEND THE DAY YOUR WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
CALL IT MORNING DRIVING THRU THE SOUND AND IN AND OUT THE VALLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY way?

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18
My close friends from high scool are all male, but my social circle at uni is mostly female because med students are mostly female.

That song is godly to listen to high. The breakdown or whatever it is lasts 20x longer than usual, every time, regardless of strain.

>That's what I mean. I don't understand how people can have sex with just anyone. To me, sex is an exchange of the heart. You take in all their emotion whether that be anger, happiness, or sadness. It's a complete release of feeling, and it's letting someone inside you. It does sound really silly, but I find it a very special act. It's taking somebody's soul in it's entirety. I don't understand how other people don't feel that way about it. When I think about fucking random people, I can actually feel nausea well up inside me. It would make me want to vomit.
Hi, please marry me, thanks.