Why arent you athletic user?

t. fatass

prove it

That would require to actually stand up and go out.
Thats far more than i can handle

here faggot
archive.4plebs.org/s4s/thread/6167303/#6167374

Im a hedonist

>stickman thinks he’s Jow Forums

Im athletic but not that big

>4586069 (You)

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History of not being athletic. It's hard when you have to do it from scratch. I know I should be, though. I weighed like 300 pounds in middle school at one point.

300 lbs in middle school!? Nigga were u 6’8 at least?

6' 2", just obese. I'm down by about 60 pounds though.

I am, I just don't see the need to shout it to the world. Let people believe or not believe whatever they want; I'm not here to change anyone's mind or convert them. Whatever makes them happy.

stop projecting
im 6ft 200lbs

Im 220, my ass ur 200. Those forearms look weak af

Omegalul those some fatass sausage fingers

I have no coordination whatsoever and gave up playing sports when I got to high school. Kids used to make fun of me a lot because I literally couldn't play any sport right, I ended up doing track because it was the only thing I could do since no coordination was involved.

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post yours and that picture was from a while ago

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I am, I came third in sprints back in highschool

I came second in 200m sprint and got first in javelin
GOML

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>ywn go biking with cute 2D boys

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Yeah well I'm talking about the inter-schools level, like after the school level athletics day. Javelin is gay btw, you're touching a long phallic object.

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you eat long phallic objects

I'm planning a cycle ride from my city to one that's kinda near-by city
It's about 30 miles

We went to a stadium and it was between three different schools lul
Once again, I beg you to
>GOML

nothing wrong with sausages every once in a while

Ahh, well I came third in high jump and second in long jump. Despite the PE teacher originally saying I was too short.

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>long jump
Ha
haha
hahahaha
Come back when you can throw big metal sticks around like a real man
Also if I recall correctly I was in the top five for long jump too, but that was only for my school

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Long jump is a useful skill, like when you're at the beach and you need to jump over a stream
How often do you throw poles around?

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Don't do it anymore lul, I was never into it in the first place
I was just freakishly strong for my age
Also who needs long jumps when you can just be thrown across the stream by a true ubermensch like me?

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faggot

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there's literally nothing with sausage though, I either have them with potatoes or in a bun

>Javelin is gay btw, you're touching a long phallic object
>there's literally nothing with sausage though

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Idk about you, but I eat my sausage with a knife and fork, not caress it lovingly and then throw it across the room

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Idk about you, but I thrust my javelin with speed and precision, not caress it lovingly and then throw it across the room

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And I'm sure your boyfriend loves you more for it, nobody wants weak uncoordinated thrusts

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wait, we're not supposed to do that?

Well uh, actually he did
Thanks for complement?

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Typical kiwi response

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>tfw you at least go biking with cute 3D boys

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You're welcome homo

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Not homo, chicks dig it too

it actually improves flavour, but that's supposed to be a national secret

Yeah sorry but you need to fuck at least 10 girls to get rid of the gay from having a boyfriend

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Uh huh.

t. faggot who caresses his sausages for the "improved flavour"

t. faggot who says his boyfriend enjoyed his speedy and precise thrusts

t. faggot who still is absolutely incapable of saying deck

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t.sheep shaggers

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t. uneducated overweight crack addicted wife beating lookin ass american

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I actually said deck, and dick
There was a clear difference

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Honestly I could not distinguish between the two
To any normal sounding english speaking person it just sounded like "this is dick, this is dick"
I don't even know which one was supposed to be dick and which was supposed to be deck lul

t.bastard child
also my brother

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The second one was dick

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Oh shit dude is that you? What's up mang
Last I remember of you, you were trying to get the big gets

If you say so

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archive.nyafuu.org/bant/thread/4522132/#q4522222

Nice get dood
How you been?

>How you been?
I'm one year older.
23
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Happy birthday, you get shitfaced or just try to get dubs that night?

>you get shitfaced
Ye with my cousins and went to the casino.

But did you fugg?

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>But did you fugg?
I haven't fugged anything in two years.
I need to fug something or else I'll do something.

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I see. Tell me of your ailments, shit post. Why have you not done the fugg?

7 years until your 30

>Why have you not done the fugg?
I don't really know?
I guess work and other shit.
NOOOOOOOOOOOO I'm okay
IT'S ALMOST DECEMBER

But isn't work where you're supposed to meet people? Or do I have this shit wrong
Regardless shit post, you need to get laid
Go to the local bar and get some snatch this instanc

oh shid it's 2am
Goodnight shitpost, and kiwi if you're still lurking like a weirdo

>Go to the local bar and get some snatch this instanc
alright
goodnight

Goodnight Nigel

I'm the literal same, mostly did Track and Field, Tennis, and BJJ in Martial Arts. Was just high energy in general.