Goal body

>its another dumb roastie that hasn't read the sticky wants to look like an instagram whore episode

Ears like a knife? Make it your wife!

The dip in her back is ridiculous but she still has a near perfect figure

nasty fat dwarf legs

hate short girls, i have tall thin ballerina gf (breasts could be bigger though)

Can someone translate this. Not everyone speaks Jow Forumsish

>Floppy belly
You looking at the same pic I am?

look at her proportions
>size of head vs torso
>size of hands vs phone she's holding
>length of legs

she's one step away from being a literal midget. how tall is she? she looks like she's ridiculously short, less than 5 feet lmao

Have a moderate amount of body fat and south american genes. By the time you reach thirty, those genes will make you look like Jeb Bush's wife, a fat latina that looks like a walnut on toothpicks.

Eh. I like short girls.

Only incels Jow Forumstards find short girls unattractive

this isnt just a 'short' girl you retards, look at her fucking proportions - she is barely 5 and a half heads tall!

for reference, normal adult proportions are around 7 and a half heads.

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you counted wrong. You can't measure from the chin to the back of the cranium and also ignore perspective. I do agree her legs seem to be on the short side but it's not so exaggerated as you're making it out to be.

What the fuck, that switch is 1.3 m and she's barely taller than it.

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See? you measure to the top of the skull, not the back

gay

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Is this thread full of roasties or what?
She's perfectly fuckable and height does not matter at all for women, womanlets are hot as fuck

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With all those dicklets and manlets on that board this should be their dream wife

You will still be tall and I guess she doesn't have that much dick-capacity in her vagina tunnel, so your small dick will still please her

That's the type of tummy to pull out and cum on

>womanlets are hot as fuck
only to fuck not breed

I'm fairly skeptical of this thot because she has no videos, which would reveal what she photoshops.
I'd breed her in a second however and anyone claiming he wouldn't do it deserves the noose

here she barely makes it above 6 heads - and this is in fucking high heels!
face it my man, you're waifu a midget!

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>height does not matter at all for women
But short women have very different builds, it's impossible to get her physique if you're a woman of average height

Jow Forums still leads as the gayest board on Jow Forums
not even /v/'s thirst for traps gets close to this

Are you all gay or something

would bang

shes a turbowomanlet lmao
reminds me of pic related

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Autism is truly wonderful

this is exceptionally funny

is there anything more over rated than short girls?

Weirdly proportioned or not, if you wouldn't smash this you're homosexual.

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The amount of neetbux she must pull in is staggering.

Whoa that's a fucking woman.

short women look good in pictures but ridiculous irl

la creatura...

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There are a few fit short girls at my gym.

For those saying they wouldn't or this crazy son of a bitch
I don't know what to say to you. Be around people in better shape I guess.

based

im not saying i wouldn't, i just think they look like children

True that. Add me in the screencap.

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Just checked the filename, are you Greek by any chance?

mires from dudes are worth more because they truly understand the amount of work needed

She's hot as fuck. Yeah she's short, I love that look, it what gives her the juicy bodyshape.

Yeb is 6'2"... perfect height, wasted

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Short + shapely + skirt = rip my dick

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would smash, but would not be proud to walk around with

looks like a gnome from warcraft

she looks like she might train legs because I see some quad definition. Honestly other than that her proportions are genetic.

She's pretty built. I'd say powerlift and aim to build as much muscle as you can and hope your genetics work out

>walk around with

Yeah, fuck that. I'd pop her up on my shoulders and walk around town getting her to call me daddy in front of people.
That'd be totally sweet.

...
This.

Yeah she's cute but wtf is with her anthropometry

Heels

I really want to see all the BTFO replies to this

This means nothing. There is a standard for doorknob height but it's between a minimum 34 and maximum 48 inches.

>But short women have very different builds, it's impossible to get her physique if you're a woman of average height
>But short women are short, it's impossible to be a short woman if you're a woman minus the short part
I see what you did there.

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bruh,is this a new fetish in the making..

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there isnt enough size-difference hentai

>new
how sheltered r u?

hips and arms too big for me
I had that life before
not anymore, please
not a homo
>inb4 childbirthing hips
>inb4 someone thinks the previous inb4 is invalid because "everyone should like what I like"

>It's Sunday Funday user, what to come over for some gauc? I'll show you my turtles. I'm so lonely.

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but she like 5'2" so her hips and arms aren't actually that big, only compared to the rest of her

You replied knowing full well the implication, you are a

H O M O
And that is okay

You mean there isn't enough size-difference hentai that's not loli, a huge fat bastard or both.

>hips too big
you are fucking gay mate I'm sorry

I dream about having a sex slave locked up in the basement or just in my house in general who will suck my acking cock and lets me pound all her holes after I come home from work, but this is something new

> She
> Turbomanlet
Women cant be manlets

You need Christ if you're imagining women as
anime characters.

faggot

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>tfw no womanlet br gf

So you are new

I have seen some fucked up fetishes on the chan. This stuff just never occured to me. One more thing to dream about

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..This too

about five

>a cute female on the internet
89 percent chance she was born with that body and just doesnt eat like a fucking pig. shell be pretty for another 10 years then it will all go to shit

omg goddess. Muh dick.

about 200 pounds

We all know this...the OP isn't actually asking how the girl obtained that body.

We all know OP is a man.

COME ON.

lol how sure are you?

Yeah, man, I either want this or I want a younger looking girl (somewhere 16-19) to pretend to be my kid sister and to accompany me everywhere and introduce herself as my little sister and then fuck her raw and screaming, fairly indiscreetly, so that people can hear us and genuinely think I'm fucking the guts out of my own younger sister.

For all intents and purposes she would be my little sister.
That would totally sweet.

I have a younger sister irl and she's hot but I genuinely (thankfully) have no sexual feelings for her whatsoever.

GENETICS. She won the genetic lottery. Simple as that. Just like pic related. Pelvis width, hips and fat distribution are out of your control. Look at Enji Night. She's posted her workout before and it's a joke. You will never look like them. Set realistic goals for your own body type.

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her head is tilted though

About tree-fiddy.

very bad and inaccurate. Whoever drew that is fucking retarded. The head doesn't become that small fucking lmao.

Imagine getting mogged this hard, how can you carry on living

I want to put her on my shoulders and then rule Barter Town

Perfect hourglass shaped woman
10/10

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lol and it looks like shes wearing heels too, still would smash like a pissed off construction worker with a jackhammer.

And make her eat all the eggs.

m o m m y
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