Have had a tinder account for nine months

>have had a tinder account for nine months
>mfw had 0 match in nine months

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Just curious do you have pictures up not just one?
Did you make an effort in the bio have you swiped a lot of people not just the hot ones?
Last dating app I used was badoo I think it was called a few years ago. I didn't get a lot of match's but I still got a few.

Back in the early 2000s I made a profile on some hook-up/dating site (think it was called "funkysexycool dot com" or something cringe like that.

I got 1 message from some stacey saying "LOL YOU SHOULDNT BE ON HERE". Then I deleted my account and stopped trying.

You have to be joking... No way someone would go out of there way on a dating site to do that.
> this is me
I stoped using badoo because of some money hungry polish women. She didnt seem all the intrested till i said i hod a job. My first though was fuck this shit im out

>had grindr for 1 day
>30 messages
heh

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Has tinder
>Get out normie

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Is grindr for fags only?Or traps?

>Make matches
>Pretty much every time i get a new match, one of my old matches unmatches me
>Have been stuck at 22 exact matches for months due to this
>If I don't swipe for a while, Tinder starts alerting me that they're going to hide my profile
>When this happens, suddenly the amount of matches I have skyrockets

Really makes me think. Anyway, I read some statistic that said an "average" looking guy only gets 1 match per 120 swipes. The game is heavily rigged towards men willing to pay, and incredibly attractive men.

Shit, even if you do get a match, 90% of the women on Tinder (and outside of Tinder) are braindead assfucks. You can try to keep a conversation going or ask them about their interests, but they're really only there to get free stuff, attention, or plowed by the most attractive guy within a 100km radius.

The thing that scares me most is a photo.
You look completely different IRL.

What If that person I don't know sees you and you don't look like you.

Make a new profile every 3-4 days
Don't swipe right on every woman
Use more than 3 pictures
Copy bios from other people on reddit or Jow Forums
Post your profile for critique

That should help

Both are welcome.

maybe it's the fact that you're retarded? the second time you mentioned nine months was redundant

Tinder's algorithm is pretty bullshit.
You get a boost to your visibility when you first create your account. You also have an elo so if you swipe right on every girl you'll end up at the bottom of the stack and no girl will ever see your profile.
I didn't know they hid inactive profiles, but it sounds just like them to increase your visibility by a fuckton to get you using again if you've been inactive for ages.

>Take me on an adventure!
>Obsessed with dogs.
>Send me memes.
>Love travel, food and netflix!

It's pretty fucking depressing to see that 80% of profiles say something like this. I haven't spent a substantial amount of time on the girls' side of tinder but I'm pretty certain there are a few lines like this that most guys use on their bio as well.
When you're able to browse through so many people so easily you really start to notice how fucking boring most of them are.

Do you still need a facebook for tinder?

According to a chick I met off Tinder, most guys have really empty/shitty profiles but pictures of their cars, dogs, and abs (if they have them) along with their height listed. Men also substitute having a personality with drugs and alcoholism the same way women do. Also:

>Age balloons
>Pizza!
>Red wine!
>If you can't handle me at my worst...
>Proud full-time mommy!

made tinder account and i get lots of matches, very good looking women too, went and meet one too, we had a pretty good time i think but i didn't write anything more to her afterwards becuz i felt scared.

should i just go for it and try to do as many thots as possible? i have had 4 wanting to meet up with me but i stopped responding to them all and i haven't written anything for like 3 weeks as i just keep getting more and more matches

I made tinder a few times since 2015, everytime I made it, I saw the same stuff over and over.
1. Send me funny jokes!
2.Not looking for hookups.
3. Send memes.
4. I love traveling.
5. If you have a photo of (blank) I will message you!
It is a waste of time and my self esteem to compare myself to how many vapid women that I match with on an application made specifically to draw in desperate men for sex.

How does Tinder work. Lets say I know some of my coworkers are using it and i dont want to have to swipe them either way cause that would be awkward as fuck. Especially with how much girl talk they do. I don't feel like having them know im on there regardless of if i swipe the left or right. Does that shit have a way to avoid that?

nope, just a phone number.

>Proud full-time mommy!
Gets me every time.

I am seeing a girl I met on Tinder though so it's not all bad.

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>tfw attractive femanon
>had over 500 matches after very selectively swiping (only hit yes on maybe 10% of guys)
>let it go disactive because all the guys are trash and 2D is superior
It's not actually fun getting fucked in the ass.

I would probably swipe them left or whatever the (no thanks) one and that could hurt their fee fees and cause them to hate me and make work suck.

Thats why I don't use it. I downloaded it and just stare at it sometimes.

>tfw going on a tinder date in an hour
>she is christian
>make date to have a cup of coffee and then we're going to evening mass together.

she is a qt Filipino girl and i'm scared as fuck. I've never been on a date i'm a kissless virgin 28yo

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why are you so worried about them seeing that you're looking to date people
it's a normal human thing to want to find a romantic partner, if they make fun of you for it then they're strange as fuck. just swipe left on them if you see their profiles. I wouldn't worry about it.

but to answer your question, no there is no way to avoid them seeing you on there.

Never said theyd make fun of me. I used to work with guys at my old job which was awesome and this new place is like a henhouse and stupid girl shit of crying and talking about their stupid girl problems. Im not interested in dating them and I don't want them to get all passive aggressive and bitchy. Especially since one helped me find this place.

why do you assume they'd be interested in dating you in the first place?
most people realise that dating a coworker is a very bad idea.
i don't think this is as big an issue as you assume it is, do you think that all guys in majority-female workplaces share this concern?

just make sure you are friendly, chilled out, and a good listener and you should be fine.
Make us proud user and get some Filipino pussy

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Let us know if it actually goes sideways or they were telling me lies.

Do you have a solid job? And are you white? They always go for white men

Alright i will.

I'm white and i have a job as an EMT. I'm gonna head off in about 15 minutes. She told me last night she was a virgin when i was talking to her on the phone.

I feel like i struck gold so i manned up and asked her out.