Your gym institutes a no-incel policy

Suck their dicks

Time to find a new gym. It will be easier than finding a gf.
>Inb4 just kidnap a girl and feed her eggs.

The bitter supreme gentlemen from r/incels and later incels.me have warped the term beyond all recognition. Kind of what happened to "robot" in Jow Forums.

They think it’s a fucking terrorist cell lmao

Gotta smoke out the virgins

>user, I heard that you are involuntarily celibate, and per our policy of only hiring those who have sexual intercourse at least once a day, we're going to have to let you go

That's fine because I don't want incels because in my home gym

I demand a government funded prostitution ring
You can't be a virgin then

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Lol that bitch is so dumb. If you read her tweets she just comes off as somebody desperately trying to fit into the modern climate.

Eh, I'm not passing penis inspections at the gym anyway, so it's not like it would affect much

MSM now believes in an "incel" ideology, it's their new "white supremacy"

Imagine being paid to produce content and you're just giving really bad tl;drs of old Jow Forums memes

I rarely follow the news anymore because it gets even more ridiculous by the day, but I know enough to know that the mainstream has just become aware of/brought to people attention the existence of incels. They are now the new right-wing boogeyman. Because they have a picture in their mind that most of these incel community members are white, they find it ok to beat on a "marginalized" or otherwise "excluded" groups, even though a lot of these r/incel , lookism types are asians and pakis.

I just said this on reddit lol.

theres even some chadlite incels too, or above average ones.

Does anyone cool even consider the workforce anymore? Or is it just clueless insufferable s_o_ypeople? What are the good people doing?

Oh shit are they all dead?

>What are the good people doing?

Gradually withdrawing from society.

Neither marital status or sexual experience are a protected class. Get ready for shit to get real, friends.

>no uncle policy

Good. I come to the gym to ‘mire swole bros and hot cardio bunnies while I work out.

The last thing I want in my gym is a bunch of fat angry virgins running around.

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Wish I had that job

incel means involuntarily celibate

what the fuck, that's the equivalent of what "virgin" meant as an insult in the 00s

>See Chad over there? He's the CEO now cause he had sex twice a day, nd three times on Sundays.

>no uncle policy
Guess I need to kick my sister in-law down the stairs

>No uncle policy
How will little brothers ever recover?

go to the gym

plan a gymcel insurrection that ends with mass parades of crowds marching down the streets with decapitated Chad and Stacy heads on pikes.

how is not being able to get laid right wing? lmao

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The left likes to think Republicans are all angry virgins.

I'd go to the gym and lift weights

I might be a virgin and I might be ugly but I'm not a fucking incel. Those dudes are trash. Im single because I'm a pussy not because I hate women which I usaully don't unless they're dumb roasties

>being incel de facto illegal
>hiring prostitutes is de jure illegal
>sex dolls soon to be illegal

I want it to get worse just to see what happens.

wtf it seems like literally her whole career is about virtue signalling now. she seems to be acting like she was some grand victim of misogyny when in reality, she was pressured to resign because she was trying to take the company she was CEO of in a direction people didn't like

It's also weird that people act like "incel" is a coherent ideology with actual structure behind it, rather than just an insult a few people self identify as.

>The comic book crossed is set in the not too distant future
>Unfortunately, not next Sunday A.D.

You are an incel though. That's all there is to it. Involuntary celibacy. You'd like to be fucking chicks/ have a gf but you aren't. There is no coherent organization to it.

They're out there user. Few, but out there.

I've met some people who see that the polarization is just a search for identity, validation, and power. They just all stfu because we're surrounded by retards who are just going to push right/left-wing to their extremes, into complete ridiculousness, in an effort to fit in more than the next faggot.

I assume it will implode at some point. Just keep your head down till then.

Hahaha holy shit.

The shit Jow Forums used to joke about is actually coming true.

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Inaction does not equal involuntary. You can be a virgin and still choose not to have sex.

These are dark times for a young man trying to get their shit together.

Dark, dark times.

At his point it is semantics but it's really a stretch to label your own crippling fear, self doubt and insecurities as some sort of voluntary abstinence like you are a church girl with a promise ring. You wanna fuck, you've got a sex drive, but you can't. That's the bottom line.

It truly disgusts me how modern liberals have the gall to create an environment in which we’re raising more mass shooters than ever and then blaming it on Jow Forums when they are the ones to blame. Dark times indeed

>incel goes crazy

>internet ransoms want companies to “do” something about incels

Why are people so stupid? Do they think trying to further isolate these people will do any good?

>2012
wew lad

>just b urself dude

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i couldve fucked by now if i wanted, but i dont wanna settle for fat girls beyond the occasional blowjob

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>incelgate

>I don't hate women
>I have no experience with women
Kek

>What do you do?
Don't know the same people aren't always there but I'd still try to see if anyone is missing that I remember, probably not.

I haven't watched or read the news in over a year so but I'll Bing it! Wow, these people are so damn stupid. Whoever convinced them if this deserves some kind of award.

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wasnt this the plot to the circle

>tfw people at work are concerned im an incel (25 no gf)
>meeting with manager tommorow

fuck this shit. they wont even let us be wagecucks
>probably going to get fired

Um no sweety it's Jow Forums

>be registered with an incel id card
>the government requires you to notify neighbors of your incel status
>job applications remove the felon disclosure box and replace it with incel status
>tfw the government forces you to allow doctors to transplant your penis onto chad who lost his in a freak sex accident

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Im self employed and work for cash. Fuck the corporate world.

My only regret is my degree and student loan, what a waste of time and money

Cancel my membership and find another gym
Clubs/groups/teams that put down rules that kick out people of any group after they've had otherwise is an incredibly bad thing to stick with because it means that it could happen again for any number of reasons or whims and could leave you in the crossfire next time

Pain is the sound her pussy makes with each thrust

I shoot up the gym

>What are the good people doing?
Have mostly moved to freelancing or contract work because working for yourself guarantees you'll get out what you out into it

It's a terrible ride but what the fuck are you gunna do, not like you can go anywhere else right?

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That's funny, because liberal faggots are the ones getting their balls snipped so that they can play video games and collect star wars toys instead of raising families

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what the fuck is an incel?

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What's an incel?

>You've got a sex drive
Porn kind of made that irrelevant
>You wunna fuck
It's be nice but it's not like I've needed it so far
It isn't that I can't either, I just refuse to lower my standards to screwing whores to punch a ticket that ends my cherry

>Like Vidya
>Have job
>Make money
>Doesn't in the consol and games that he likes and wants
He didn't even need the vasectomy

His wife decides when he can get a $400 dollar toy.

I'll never understand liberals.

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Fake or not it makes me
>Pic related

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What the fuck is an "incel"?

Go to the gym

huh

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>you might have virgins working for you, what are you going to do about it?

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What is an incel?

>"incel" ideology
the absolute state of american """"""""""news"" lmao

>incles
>at the gym

I thought those greasy fucks avoided public places

Ummmmmmmm no Jow Forums, It's sweetie.

japan too. honestly i think it makes economic sense because young guys will work hard for a company that gives them good sex

user, thats gay.

Why can't we round them up and put them in camps?

>tfw 4chinz memes cooked up by retarded 14yos are being seriously discussed by professionally who paid tens of thousands for a degree in journalism and have spent their entire adult lives reporting on warlords and murders.

okay so I looked it up and its apparently a virgin who are mad at women for not having sex with them. Basically an Elliot Rodger

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>tfw memes became mainstream and are used by multi million dollar companies for ads

tinder has made me hate women to a much larger degree than Jow Forums could ever hope to do

An unfuckable hate nerd

you could try asia or south america

If you want a laugh check out Jow Forumschildfree

They're all liberal faggots who get neutered and talk about how enlightened they are for it. It's the new Jow Forumsatheism.

reddit shills pulling disinfo

>implying Chad has sex only twice a day

Yeah ahah can't see why they wouldn't want pic related in there offices

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>Mandatory joy division to ensure no incel employees
EZ PZ

It's cause usually incels are against feminism, so the left can use them as a misogynist boogeyman

I laffed. Honestly not the slightest bit scary because whoever wrote that is a low test fat beta male who probably couldn't be a threat to a fruit fly if his life depended on it.

Its like these libtards think incel means GIGA NAZI or some shit, lmfao at their delusion.

I unironically wish I could just whip the piss outta people to get pussy.

Marital status is protected. Back in the day, unmarried men were heavily discriminated against in hiring.

the post isn't wrong though, moaning is a sexual thing and why the hell would I want to listen to that in my own apartement?
the walls must be shit

>moaning is a sexual thing

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don't we all?

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