Finally found my meme

100% fitting except not virgin but i even look like that faggot in pic related.

am i shizoid? is it over?

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delet

>obsession with "various things"
>oh fuck that's me
>how could they know

>not ugly
>attractive
*breathes in*

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>lives in a different reality


FUCKING GET RID OF THIOS NOWWOWOWW

im permavirgin but people like me for no reason, never get asked if im a virgin or not, and people assume i get laid as much as they do

anyways i enjoy shitposting on /fit after hitting weights on my poorfag homemade gym, yet i feel pretty good with myself, no insecurities or anxiety as far as i know except for the part of having fantasizes on how id like to me life be

How accurate is this I meet every single description

as accurate as horoscopes

DELET REEEEEEEE

DELETE THIS NOWWWW

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dont give up bros, I was like that and made it you do it to.

100 percent me. should i be worried??

Are you guys retarded, this image literally applies to 99% of the worlds population.

Yeah, there's nothing really wrong with it anyway.

cant believe you people are this delusional

>this cope

Yea dude 99% of the world is a suicidal virgin lmao

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this image doesn't apply to me. is there something wrong with me?

No you’re probably just a healthy well-adjusted individual. Congrats

>loser who is also a compensating narcissist.

lel cringe

yeah, all you dyels are "usually attractive" lmao

this

>redditspacing
kys

>Reddit trying to fit in

Lel cute

What the fuck, this is surprisingly relevant to me.
Even down to the Dostoevsky

>l-lel
kys untermensch

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dude what the fuck

>told theyre wasting their potential
not told, but went from a 4.0+ GPA in high school to mediocre in college to loser post-college

>consumes media nonstop
sports and tv yep

>fucked up retarded looking hair
yup, jewfro

>not ugly usually attractive
nope

>abnormally large eyes
yes

>almost no friends but wasnt bullied
true all thru school

>cant understand whats wrong with them
given people have always thought im funny yet i still never had friends or a girl, yup

>says inappropriate nonsensical things
probably why im a friendless virgin

>likely to suicide
yup

>unhealthy obsessions
i guess so

Delet

I am all of those but I’m not a virgin, several times over.
There is hope for all of us.

>lets just throw together every possible cultural aspect of a man in his 20s who uses the internet and put a label on it

>Feels they've wasted their potential
>Thinks about superior versions of their life
>Doesn't think they're ugly
>Consumes media
>Is interested in things

Wow bro so UNIQUE

OP is
>that faggot

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“Not ugly, usually attractive”
It is so meta that a mentally ill virgin creates this as some sort of humble brag
You’re not good looking you’re ugly, that’s why people won’t talk to you

>Always tired
>Why am i so angry all the time
>Late sleep
>Nosleep
>Marvel Mobies are all the same
>TFW nogf
>Deathgrips,Vaporwave
>Guitar
>Dostoyevski
>Nofap
>Cold Showers
>JP

F U C K I N G

D

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80% of the population sees himself in this

What the fuck... I'm... wow, what the fuck. Why you do this to me.

Even fucking Dostoyevsky

fuck you

god fucking dammit

How many of you relate to the following?

Maladaptive daydreaming:

This condition causes intense daydreaming that distracts a person from their real life. Many times, real-life events trigger day dreams. These events can include:

Topics of conversation
Sensory stimuli such as noises or smells
Physical experiences

A person who is purported to have maladaptive daydreaming may have one or more symptoms of the disorder, but not necessarily all of them. Common symptoms include:

Extremely vivid daydreams with their own characters, settings, plots, and other detailed, story-like features
Daydreams triggered by real-life events
Difficulty completing everyday tasks
Difficulty sleeping at night
An overwhelming desire to continue daydreaming
Performing repetitive movements while daydreaming
Making facial expressions while daydreaming
Whispering and talking while daydreaming
Daydreaming for lengthy periods (many minutes to hours)

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>every single symptom

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thats the joke you retard its supposed to be vague and ambiguous

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FUCK.

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i need you to delete this please.

fucking delet this whole thread you've killed me dead enough

even mars argo holy shit DELETE THIS

>Consumes media non stop
Literally a picture to trigger faggots from Jow Forums.

Most people must have this SURELY

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>this image literally applies to 99% of the worlds incel population.

fix'd

>went from a 4.0+ GPA in high school to mediocre in college to loser post-college
I call this the "genius kid" syndrome when parents decide their child is set for life because they get straight A's and they disregard any issues or calls for help.

Dostoevsky is inferred through JBP. Monster energy through Jow Forums etc

The only thing this gets oddly specific for me is the thing about the camera lenses

>have every single symptom
How do I stop doing that?

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>Hunter DNA
>angry because killing things is the easiest when you are at least slightly angry
>basically immune to happiness because happy people don't go out to hunt
>zero innate muscle mass, needs to be fast
>cannot function without a small team of equals who he trusts with his life
>absolutely no skills for wider socializing
>quite good with directions and maps
>not that good at delaying gratification out longer plans, things need to work quickly
>NONE of this is useful today

It's made to be as general as possible so it applies to the most amount of people here

this IMMEDIATELY

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>murdoch murdoch
BASED

Wow this is not me at all. Maybe things arent so bad.

Problem with these images is that most of this shit is just the general Jow Forums culture that most people here are familiar with. Almost all the music and movies are /tv/ and /mu/ starter packs. THE YouTubers are commonly linked and referenced on the boards. Being up late is a problem most people have because of internet addiction. NoFap can't be fucking avoided because the threads are spammed here all the time. This shit should fall apart quickly for most of you here because you'll notice that a lot of things here aren't accurate with your life. But no, it's always:
>DELET :CCCC
>THIS IS SO MEEEEE
>THIS IS TOO RELEVANT, SO SCARY DD:

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>An overwhelming desire to continue daydreaming
>Performing repetitive movements while daydreaming
>Making facial expressions while daydreaming
>Whispering and talking while daydreaming
>Daydreaming for lengthy periods (many minutes to hours)

Shieeet

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Wow barely any of this applies to me
I guess I'm doing something right

Feels good that I can see these images and either not understand half the references or just not identify with them

95% me. i'm average-looking i think, not attractive. don't think i'm hideous.

Sir, im going to have to ask you to delete this.

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They forgot "smart but lazy"

fuck u

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lmao only my F-91W made the list

D E L E T

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What happened to us brehs? It wasn't meant to be this way

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>that super vague meme that everyone can relate to and projects anecdotal experiences from their own life to conform to a confirmation bias

Boooooooorrrrrrinnggggggg

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I do this, religion and spirituality overall helps with this.
People with this are a bit like shamans or writers.
You shouldn't be worried if you have this, since if you're able to channel it into useful things you'll achieve greatness.

This is probably the funniest thing I have seen on Jow Forums

I went the other way round. From shitty grades during regular education to scholarship at uni. What do you call that?

If you identify with any of these starter packs some stranger made on the internet you have severely fucked up and need to rethink your life

It can be so much better and more interesting I promise

This is so scatterbrained, how does Kierkegaard have anything to do with anything else on this list?

fuggg

Is there any reason for the abnormally large eyes?

>Shaman warrior
lmao nigga you dissociating into a fantasy reality to escape life no wonder you think you're a shaman

no GODDAMN IT
fuck's sake, I'm tired of you sadsacks claiming that there's something wrong with you.
as someone who ACTUALLY HAS SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIM (diagnosed ASD), it has almost no effect on my life if I do things properly.
Literally no one knows I'm autistic unless I tell them.
Every single problem you have is just because you're not doing things right.
You're like every single kid I coached who claimed he couldn't go on the cold ice because he has a physical problem.
Then I met a kid who suffered severe frostbite, actually had a problem, and fucking KILLED it. One of the best kids I ever coached.
You're not cold, none of you are cold, none of you have a problem, you're all just pussies.
Mental illness is rare, but entirely manageable. 99% chance you don't have anything wrong with you, you just fucking suck.
Even if you cocksuckers did have a mental illness, you give such a shit name to actually handicapped people who would fucking crush you any day of the week.
Get your fucking shit together and stop giving people like me a bad name.
tl;dr STOP BEING A LITTLE BITCH AND GET ON THE FUCKING ICE REEEE

Go on Friend Delet this I ask of you

>Literally no one knows I'm autistic unless I tell them

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>m-m-muh advanced hunter DNA
>too SAVAGE for this earth
Adapt or die, cuck. Stop trying to make your shitty attitude, physique and social skills part of some caveman LARP

>tfw only identify with a few things here
Sips, self-hating STEM and staying up late.

I have had that exact bag of chicken breast in my freezer for like a year and a half though...

>I have had that exact bag of chicken breast in my freezer for like a year and a half though...
Nothing wrong with this. I always have some emergency chicken in the freezer that I'll never eat as long as I keep fresh chicken stocked. It's a good backup to have.

Tfw most of this doesn’t apply to me as I’m genuinely happy as my I’ve sorted my life out.

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Lol attractive usually 4s n 5s that think they. Are 7s

WTF is this horseshit, I do go hunting, and do spear hunting with wild boar, and the only thing that applies is the part about maps. You need to be stupidly patient to hunt if you’re doing tree stand or the like. Being angry all the time just means you have issues
>happy people don’t go out hunt
Fuck off I enjoy going into the woods even if I don’t get something, and feeding my family a meal I caught is one of the greatest feelings on earth. Youre just a massively flawed as a human being, not “hunter DNA”.

This Tbh

Take a picture of you face that's how you look

Anyone who says "I'm better looking in the mirror" Is delusional

11/13
Fuck.

my eyes aren't large, and I ate pussy (she was even cute!) so I'm only half-virgin (...right? RIGHT?)...

outside of that... that's me alright.

I wonder what a smug sense of self someone must have after making one of these barely original garbage pictures. All with this holier than thou attitude, as if they didn't have to deny the fact that they're just projecting themselves the entire hour to hour and a half they're Googling and copying and pasting.

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more like
"average human being under capitalism"

STOP
It's too relatable

Lmfao that is memetic warfare if I ever saw it. Worded just right to trigger channers. A little to blatant though

wtf I hate myself now

I DON’T HAVE THIS I’M JUST CREATIVE
DELET NOW

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Correct. At least The Virgin Walk was a little more subtle.

AAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Glad I'm not the only one who sees it. Also
>too*
Polite sage for spell check