Read all of reddit.com/r/steroids/wiki/index before asking your absolutely retarded questions. no exceptions. Or don't. It's written by DYELs.
They unironically think SS is a bad program and that people who have been roiding for 5 years can give good advice to natties.
If you must ask your absolutely sensible questions, include your age, height, weight, bodyfat percentage, penis length, and time spent training as a preface.
No, we cannot tell you how to dose your AI, read the wiki, always have full PCT on hand.
Oral only cycles are retarded and you're a retard for considering them, you are not Arnold, stop it.
I wish I could punch you through the fucking computer
William Watson
What protocol do you guys use for frontloading deca with NPP?
I messed around on steroidcalc and it looked like for 500mg of deca a week, using 70mg NPP ED first week, 35mg second week, 17.5mg the third tjen dropping it woild work well.
Is thst retarded? What protocols do you guys like to use.
Cooper Martinez
>squat went from 135 to 450 in a years time >on track to hit a 700 squat by the end of the year (conservatively estimate) mfw
Is it literally like a lump you feel and can separate from the muscle? I never had gyno but am afraid
Andrew Phillips
Finally benching and pressing again with wraps. No db anything yet but feels good. The wrapped wrist's arm felt odd on bench though so I wrapped both sides and it was fine. Must shift my positioning somehow .
Theres only one. Her name is Azusa and she's perfect
Yeah it’s like two small lumps not directly under my nips either about an inch outside. Maybe it’s actually breast cancer since I have a family history. Fuck that would be scary.
>Tren is bad for you anyways True but that shitty DHB I last pinned over a month ago is still sitting in my right VG.
Muh social anxiety. It’s always too hot in the barber shops so I start sweating bullets and they think I’m weird. Good thing I’m really good at cutting my own hair now and it actually looks really good.
Elijah Perez
Lmao fuck I’m sorry if you really went over there. I’d atleast ditch it in SE for you.
Connor Howard
>10 weeks into test/deca break out in a bunch of tiny pimples on shoulders and back
i pray every night to die of a heart attack from steroid abuse
Asher Robinson
The hobos got really mad at me.
No I didn't lol.
Aaron Butler
Hi guys, besides the subreddit, where's a good place to learn the basics of steroids from the absolute beginning steps and beyond? I've been having a hard time finding a good source of actual scientific and reputable information. Thanks in advance
Jackson James
rich panini
William Cruz
i want to basically do a ~20 week test e cycle to body recomp. i'm thinking maybe 3-400mg/week? i got pretty fat and it fucked my natural test levels pretty badly, i'm
why? afaik the only downsides are just the higher risk of side effects, notably gyno. i also have nolva on hand
Christopher Hill
Recomping is a waste of resources. You can do it, it's just not efficient. If you really want to recomp, use var/sdrol and tren. Not fucking test and dbol.
If you want maximum efficiency, suicide cut on DNP for 2 weeks and then build back up.
Carter Ramirez
>~20 week test e cycle to body recomp >20 week recomp
well test e is about the only thing i can reliably get my hands on, that's why it's my first choice. i don't really care about efficiency if im honest, my natural test levels right now are so fucking abysmal that i feel like it's somewhat detrimental
Noah Rogers
Well what was the point of asking the question then if no matter the criticism you were going to do it anyway?
Recomp hm.. well you could do it, but test is great for a having a really easy and succesfull bulk, especially if its your first cycle. I "recomp" now, but its hard as fuck. Even harder then dieting, because you still need to eat a lot of food, but not too much and not too less.
Andrew Walker
Prolonged steroid use can increase the number of androgen receptors but not the total amount of testosterone produced. Using and then stopping exogenous testosterone will lead to your testosterone levels being at 0 and climbing back up naturally over time. It is possible to severely damage your endocrine system so that your test won't repair or at least won't repair fully.
If we had to make one of these with all the trips. Who goes where?
masT to Chaotic neutral Trenboy to Chaotic Good Septicanon Chaotic Evil Nano Neutral Good ETSP and PC to Lawful neutral jerry to True Neutral Dingo to Lawful Evil
Then I can't be fucked putting everyone else in spots since there are too many people here.
Send him my regards in the form of "desu desu desu uwu"
>Lawful neutral I'd say I'm more chaotic neutral, but that's what every fuckin kid on Deviantart with a Sonic OC aligns them as so they can be LOLZ RANDUM all the time. So lawful neutral it is.
We can do good cop bad cop, except instead of being descriptors of our attitudes it's a descriptor of how good we are at our jobs. Obviously I call bad cop.
>Deviantart seems like a worse cesspit than tumblr I used to post there a lot as a fuckin kid with a chaotic neutral Sonic OC that was LOLZ RANDUM all the time so take that as you will.
>run my hand through hair >feel an indent >what the fuck >there's a literal indent in my skull >never noticed it before >when the fuck did this happen >this isn't the first indent in my skull with no attributed origin
holy shit help my skull is giving up on my degeneracy and caving in on me
no wonder I've become such a brainlet
>We can do good cop bad cop, except instead of being descriptors of our attitudes it's a descriptor of how good we are at our jobs. >Obviously I call bad cop.
lmao no but serious do you have a dent in your head. Did you know JM was also intro trannies. He came back in his tranny form. I knew he would come back eventually. But this was totally unexpected.
BTW I was going through the previous thread, do you really need to ask permission to your ''boyfriend'' that is abusing your ass to post pictures over here? LMAO
Ryan Morgan
yeah it's like some little indent, just barely but enough that you can tell it's there if you rub your finger against it. there are only a million scenarios in my life where I could've had head trauma that might've caused it, just weird I never noticed until today
>permission no, I just respect him enough that if he had a problem with me reposting my old nudes I'd not do it
Dylan Bailey
Did you grow as a person or is this a trust gambit
Jace Scott
>hop on Jow Forums 12 hours later >masT is STILL shitposting in /fraud/ threads
Aren't you supposed to be important somewhere else?
Did someone already wanted to put his dick in that dent and cum in it, while your cat licks that shit out. The ultimate fantasy hmm
>no, I just respect him enough that if he had a problem with me reposting my old nudes I'd not do it DUDE are you for real, he's fucking other woman barely in front of you and you respect him if he don't want you to post pictures of you here. LMAO. Get your fucking shit together. Do you have some form of dignity/self-respect at all? I know you sold your pussy, but this is even some low-tier shit for a whore. You're better off making at least some fucking money of that pussy of yours instead of giving it away for free.
this is some reversed cucker.y
I am at work, I am getting paid to shit post here, THE BOSSLIFE
Logan Flores
In my professional experience, most whores and lady sex workers are cuck queens. They love it.
Cooper Anderson
Hey masT, what's your home address? And what time do you leave for work in the morning?
Ethan Adams
Calm down onii-chan
Ayden Gomez
w-wait a..are you just sounding out english words with the japanese alphabet
t-those aren't japanese words...
I'm on to you...
define 'trust gambit'
>Did someone already wanted to put his dick in that dent and cum in it, while your cat licks that shit out. The ultimate fantasy hmm
tfw masT thinks about you in such lewd and bizarre scenarios
>this is some reversed cucker.y
tfw masT projects his deepest desire of being cucked into your life
I know I said I was buying melanotan but I'm never going to be an immigrant no matter how dark I get, masT. just give up your dreams of me now
James Murphy
Okay that answered my question.
Jonathan Moore
Oh, I sincerely didn't know what exactly you meant there
Chase Flores
Are there any sarms that are actually worth a damn? I'm gonna do my first gear (a basic test cycle) after I graduate next semester, but I'd be willing to do a sarm cycle now if it's viable for gains
Caleb Torres
I thought he gave up that shit? But i mean at least get some money of it. Now it seems fucking desperate af. Seems like he just needs someone to fill up that empty void in his life. lmao
If you want to suck my dick we can just meet somewhere in the woods. No need to to act all that cryptically
I always wanted to extend that dent on JM head with my 7x6.
Also clearly dodging the real truth. Just admit it, you have no other choice then this. He's clearly abusing your ass and you have no other choice then just accept it out of hopelessness. Why don't you charge him money for it? Let's see how long he will stay with you
Luke Gonzalez
No I mean it seems like being a whore and a cuck queen attract similar personality types and it probably has to do with a separation of love from sex.
Colton Bailey
masT, I'm not a whore anymore, I'm not going to 'admit' to your delusional fantasies, no matter how much money you offer me
just keep dreaming ~~~ be *yourself*
Nathan Miller
Just a reminder this is canon.
Let me rephrase, are you still trying to scare big boys with small egos with mental trauma? You scared coach forever lmao
Apparently he's no whore anymore and got his life together now. You can't tell me he doesn't want to build up something with a partner he can trust. They're literally programmed to think like that.
That what i exactly said. I just cannot comprehend this form of cu.ckery. Literally someone is abusing your ass and you respect him if he don't want you to show us your pictures. This goed beyond all form of logic. lmao
Weren't you also busy with some other guy that you loved and left your ass?
I don't want you even for free. I have seen way better looking trannies it would pay for tho.
Ayden Davis
if I scared coach it was never my intention, I'd apologize to him if so. I didn't think I did or said anything negative to him, though I did talk to him at a very unhinged and bad time of my life, so maybe I said something stupid and never realized - I don't know
Joseph Gray
I actually can't tell you anything about estp because I am not estp. That said, you're right. Human programming is lazy and make Unity look acceptable.
Connor Garcia
Coach left because of you. Granted he wasn't stable either, but you put the fear of God into him.
Eli Johnson
>have had to leave the sanctum of the home gym due to moving and not being able to take my stuff with me >Already knew the owner of the local gym through pl comps >Everyone is already encouraging me to do more gear
My life is complete
Ryder Sanchez
Oh. He told me he left for other reasons, but I guess it would make sense you wouldn't tell someone they freaked you out. Well, I'm sorry to him for whatever I did, then. He was a good guy and really helpful on here, I still have a great deal of respect for him
Ryder Bailey
lmao did he left for that. I remember him for being a pretty cool guy
Why are you so fucking submissive. fucking hell. Are you also like this during sex?
Cameron Gutierrez
I can't exactly recall but the gist of it is your sociopathic intensity rustled his innocent "love me" jimmies. Best guess is just communicating with you made him feel vulnerable and exposed. Iirc he was anxious you'd be less genuine than him, while fooling him. More than likely he was right.
Or not. Idk. Should probably email him to be safe.
David Wilson
Clen while on tren? Any experiences?
Nolan Watson
Good luck with your heart attack goals of 2018.
Parker Bell
>masT once again fantasizing about me in sexual situations
it just n e v e r ends
maybe for the best, I suppose. I did enjoy talking to him, though, and I did feel genuine sadness when he left. I never meant to make him feel that way, but in retrospect I can understand how he might have - I can have a very abrasive way about me. I liked going on long walks so we could talk about nothing
Though, if my bothering him is stopping him from posting on /fraud/, I'd not speak to him, if that'd make him feel better. Well, what can you do... that's life
I can't see why you'd need clen if you're already running tren, though
Anthony Nguyen
He hasn't posted in years. He's a shadow of a bygone era. I don't think you're soooky just Canadian. He's right though. Only stack rhyming PEDs.
Benjamin Watson
Any pictures from that guy you're ''dating''. I just wanna know if it's all worth the trouble
Colton Miller
>train at current gym for a year >befriend staff and a personal trainer >I hint I considered jumping on gear on yoked pt friend >"I have a great source. I'll shoot you an email."
>be average gymbro >train like shit, eat like shit >have mediocre physique >start swallowing 'magic gains pills' >start training intensely and eating better >start making gains surprise surprise
Luis Hernandez
that's a shame
>masT wants to compare himself to my boyfriend
this absolute madness is just too much
you know we can never be
please stop hurting yourself
Levi Hall
Since when could you read Japanese?
Landon Turner
Who said something about comparing. I just wanted to know if it's really worth being .cu.cked for.
also your autistic sarcasm/shitposting isn't even funny, just stop it
Henry Torres
This is a weird hill to die on dude.
Oliver Stewart
I learned hirigana and katakana for the most part but still don't know tons of full words or lots of kanji
but it was enough to decipher your text once I finally tried to read it and realize you were using the character pronunciations to sound out english words desu
don't worry masT, I'm going to bed right now. I know absence makes the heart grow fonder, but try not to grow too fond
Brayden Phillips
Hahaha look at this fucking weaboo
Tyler Kelly
Bimbo is either neutral good or lawful good. Unless hes on assloads of tren, then hes chaotic good
