How bad is a coke

This, get rid of it quick

Is it American coke or real sugar coke?

The real sugar coke is great and i sqy this as an American.

Someone save user's soul and post the copy pasta about coke's absorption process.

Chael Sonnen drinking a coke literally 24 hours before his fight with Jon Jones.

Chaels never lost a fist fight so it can't be that bad once in awhile

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>real sugar is great
>I say this as an American

Checks out.

>not cleaning your stomach with coke

sv3rige pls go

since its not diet coke you will get fat as fuck
diet soda master race here

like a gram? or?

t. fat as fuck

The moment a single drop of it touches your tongue your kidneys will turn into solid rock, your stomach acid will reach a ph of -1 that will melt your stomach lining, and you will gain 200 pounds of pure fat instantly.
Or nothing will happen, it's like a 50/50 my dude.