Just cooking up my breakfast, Jow Forums

god I fucking hate eggs, I still eat them pretty often though

You don't cook the salt and pepper you niggity noggity

El goblino...

Dios mio!

>not scrambled

how the fuck do people eat unscrambled eggs? tastes like shit and you lose protein unless you slurp up every single drop of yellow stuff

Good job

>he flips his eggs
baka senpai

Called frying tard.

>no bacon
what a pleb

who did you steal those eggs from?

I'm pretty sure the correct english word is grilling

Too many eggs and not enough grease to baste them do you even fucking cook

Sunny side up or over easy eggs are delicious when you sop up the runny yolk with toast. But if I'm watching my carbs, I go with scrambled.

I put the salt and pepper in the egg seconds after I crack it so that it settles into the egg white itself and becomes one with the egg.

And then I flip my eggs because I hate runny yolks.

salt in eggwhites denatures the proteins and makes it shit, you are doing it wrong.

you add the spices afterwards you shitskin

how do you clean that shit afterwards
i find that shit to be almost impossible and time consuming

water, soap, wipe and rinse

takes like 10 seconds

wyt pipo be like
"i prefer to put my spices on the eggs after i remove it from the pan"

Its simple, you clean the pan right after you put it on plate.

Food is still warm and goey so easy to scrape off with little bit of soap and rag or sponge.

Wait till cool and work 10x hard. Fight the laziness jew fit bro.

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niggers by like...oh shit doesn't matter, still a nigger.

Then I'll have to eat three times as many eggs.

bruh u gots to put dem shits in the pan while it hot*

Does that look like a grill to you?

>you lose protein unless you slurp up every single drop of yellow stuff
That's what I've been telling your mother, anyway.

Enjoy your fucked up arteries.

Wow what a terrible method for cooking eggs.

>by the time the top is cooked the bottom will be burnt to fuck
>flipping eggs to cook them is retarded and hardens the yolk

You need space to flick the oil used for cooking on top of the eggs so that it also cooks the top section as you cook the bottom section.

you can just use a lower temperature and a lid to cook the top of the eggs if you don't want to bathe them in oil.

>spiking TMAO this much
RIP in peace arteries

>nigs put salt & pepper on their eggs BEFORE they're cooked

Oh my.....

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>2461mg of cholesterol 10x the RDA

Do you do this daily?
Please get your cholesterol checked and report back, I'm curious to see if dietary cholesterol is a meme or not, the egg industry has done a good job in creating doubt.

how can anglos enjoy eating eggs ? They taste revolting, disgusting, insulting

You need ot

>he doesnt know about non stick pans
>he doesnt know about seasoning a regular pan
>he doesnt know about using a fat
How are you capable of posting on this board and yet apparently have never seen food cooked in a pan at any point.

Imagine being so dumb you dont know how to cook a sunny side egg. You can turn down the temperature you absolute cretin.

What if I told you that I flip the egg and still have a runny yolk?

I eat 8 eggs a day ( my main protein source) and my levels are completely normal, been doing it for more than 3 years now

LOL YPIPO MIRITE???

Lol, low-tier race negroid. You put them after.

I actually got some advice for you, user. Cook the eggs covered on a already mildly hot pan, they will cook instantly. Also, use pork fat instead of oil.

underrated post

Relevance of dietary cholesterol?

We all know cholesterol is determined by genetic factors not by dietary intake. Grow up.

>seasoning raw eggs, thereby destroying the protein and turning them into a watery mess
I fucking hate non-whites...

Lol. Shut up with your pseudo science you fucking faggot

Eggcellent thread, had me cracking up

Came here to Gastonpost

I eat several eggs a day, lots of cheese and lots if other hugh cholesterol foods.

Had my bloods done recently and cholesterol levels were ideal, my doctor said my heart age is several years younger than my actual age

>tfw hereditary heart disease un the family
>tfw beating my genes with lifting

>main source of protein
>only 48 grams total
not gonna make it

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There's always one yolker with an egg pun.

Have you ever eaten eggs like this? They are Gods greatest gift.

Only if you find me passed out and wake me up with the eggs while telling me that I don't have to say what happened to me

>why are you doing this

1990 called

The more dietary cholesterol you consume, the less your body has to produce. Dietary cholesterol being bad is a fucking meme pushed by the vegetable oil industry since the 60s with doctored studies. Dr Berg on YouTube may be a click bait expert, but he has excellent videos on nutrition regardless. Just look up "Dr berg (insert x here)" to find out more about these bullshit myths. Cholesterol is good, saturated fat is good, high sodium is good. Everything to the contrary is a blatant fucking lie with zero evidence to support it.

If your semen is yellowish at all you need to see a doctor.

>eating the yolks
Fatty