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nice work, how tall are you? 5"7?
>roiding for this
Oh Samid Al-Hydidi
dat regenokine, bruh
JUST/10
If you told him all that time ago, that this is what he would become, how do you think he'd take it?
As a joke?
If somebody told me I'd end up like that, I dont think I could process it, probably just sit there and blank out for a little bit and then cry why yelling why inceasingly loudly before getting up and pacing around the room.
Sadness
Harry Squatter
What if someone told you 10 years ago you'd still be on Jow Forums?
Same deal
[spoiler]WAKE ME UP INSIDE[/spoiler]
It's almost like he's intentionally making himself look bad.
Is this a 40yo Harry Potter on crack mask?
I wish Sam would just post a proper progress photo, I wanna see what he's really packing without shitty HDR filters and editing
sam is so fucked up on irony he cant think straight
Hope for framecels Tbh
>lost TV show for posting anti-semetic shit on twitter
>hides all of his true thoughts in a layer of irony so he doesn't have to expose his uneducated unfounded opinions
>lost all his friends because he was the one that lost them their TV show
Last hydewars had Nick in it and ep. 2 had charls in it. They are all still friends. Charls works for Erik at a construction company and the video game stuff is apparently being done with Andrew Ruse
Even without the anti semetic shit everyone at adult swim (brett gelman, tim heidecker, eric andre) hated sam because he was actually funny and polarizing like tru heroes always are. Sam didnt give a fuck about kissing ass and neither did Nick and Charls, they threatened the old guard and so when 10% of Americans pretended to be upset and offended when Trump was elected, Brett and Tim and Eric and all the other onions drinkers at Adult Swim set their SJW guns to Politically Correct and aimed them at World Peace
>I have two personalities
>nicest guy you'll ever meet
>twisted fucking psychopath
haha okay sam lemme know next time you cry on heideckers shitty podcast about not having health insurance
That's not what happened at all
>one of the most successful shows on the network in only their first season with little to no advertisement
>rivaling even the eric andre show in their first season
>(((berstein))) nobody buzzfeed writer writes an article accusing a jewish run network (adult swim) with jewish editors of letting WP put out antisemitic content
>oy vey shut dem goys down
He still posts hydewars with both nick and charles, and they are all still friends but they are adults with their own lives to live and bills to pay so they can't just sit around making videos together anymore when they aren't getting paid.
best part that this fat fuck is jewish
He doesn't even look that fat at like 300+lbs which isn't bad considering how small his frame is.
>one of the most successful shows on the network
lol no one watched that shit outside sam hyde cocksuckers
No way he's 300+. I know he's tall and all but he can't be more than mid 200s.
>Blaming the jews for your problems
Classic.
>They're all still friends but
Charls is working, Nick got married, and Sam is doing shitty standup in Boston and getting booed out of comedy clubs. Face it, Nick and Charls were what made MDE great, and Sam was just there because it was funny to see a freakish looking man spit all over himself.
They debuted with better numbers than Eric Andre's debut sempai. No need to be angry.
Who cares about their debut numbers? Andre's went up, World Peace's went down.
no he's not lol
This. Sam Hyde is just a classic narcist who loves to show his retarded face everywhere. The hundreds of reaction pictures, the patreon vlogs, vertical videos where he is just bumbling over some stupid shit. He is a alt-right version of an insta-thot for social outcast nerds.
They tried to sell the show as the "You need a certain level of IQ to understand this" like some sort of experimental art, but there was no hidden meaning and layers behind all that irony, if there was a message it was forced low-hanging fruit.
The entire show was just a way for attention seeking and a bunch of "THAT guy" nerds from high-school could jerk each other to catchprases and being part of the "higher kulture".
>mfw i am newfag from 2010
>mfw it has already been 8 years
He posted his weight on IG like 5 months ago, was 280 and considering he's bloatmaxxing he's probably at three hundo now.
For comparison, James Gandolfini was like 260 when he died and he was way fatter.
>Blaming the jews for your problems
My problems? You sure do argue like one? The fact of the matter is that the downfall of the show started when a jewish journalist accused the show (and therefore the network) of releasing antisemitic "encoded messages" in the WP show. Which isn't only laughable because of how many jews are running that network, but because it gives way more depth to the show than there was. Most of the humor was pretty upfront.
>They're all still friends but
They are, that's what you were arguing. Sam getting booed at boston clubs has nothing to do with what we were talking about.
this guy is probably the ugliest person i've seen, no wonder he has problems
Check the numbers again sempai; mind you, World Peace only had one season and still brought more viewers than Eric Andre's first season. I can tell you feel really passionate about this so I'll let you reevaluate your emotions in hopes that logic will emerge.
fuck off sam you not gonna get your show back
>caring about internet drama
Peak cuckold lmao, who gives a fuck
its okay sam just stop browsing Jow Forums and get a job
>imagine sitting in a Sam Hyde thread all day posting about how much you hate him and his show
fuck off sam you not fooling anyone
Pretty much this
WHAT HAVE I BECOME
MY SWEETEST FRIEND?
Anyone has that edit with the Israeli flag?
His job is living in your head for free lol
>ty for the (You)
You are angry, resentful, and humourless. Every skit of WP killed me. That shit is so funny because they actually say shit that is funny with a filter. Black people and asians and jews and cross-dressers are pretty bountiful sources of humour, and WP is funny because they just go where the humour is.
Go back and watch the Trex episode and tell me it's not funny. Everyone is this thread should go and watch it.
wow you got him good job
this is just a super obvious way to making fun of redpill/pua. he even looks like one of the founders. how is this creative or funny? you just proved what ive said, this guy just likes to hear himself and goes for low hanging shit
There’s no point, the massive influx of redditors and newfags brought in this new wave of “wtf you like varg and Sam Hyde?” They are incapable of getting it and never will, trying to reason with them is futile
mirin
>sam is still in the thread
calm down and get a job
Haha what the fuck is red pill/pua dude. Its a funny sketch and if you autistically read into everything presented to you then I cannot help you.
Stop posting like a fucking faggot dude, you clearly have the highest levels of narcissism and are insanely self absorbed if you think "sam hyde is here" is at all funny or entertaining
Here is the other best wp skit m.youtube.com
stop shilling your show sam, its over
Every fucking thread man. Everyday there are more and more people asking stupid shit like "guys plz tell me what 1/2/3/4 is???" where the fuck are they all coming from?
I luh dat Clark
He makes fun of nerds who buy into pua/redpill and don't realize how pathetic they look and sound.
The pimped up disabled guy is a metaphor for nerds who suddenly try to act alpha.
The hat and the make-up is the most obvious reference to Erik von Markovik, a famous pick up artist from way back.
Holy shit, you try to shill the show and don't get the most obvious references. Kill yourself you underaged retard with aspergers
Its not a metaphor
Its a guy in a wheelchair telling a bitch to "show me that hole"
dumbfuck
But i just wanted to watch some yuri pics
pewdiepie
kinda cute, maybe could be a model if he took care of himself
>My name is Robby, I'm new to picking up women, they usually just see my through my disability, they think that I can't please them but I'm a really nice guy it just hasn't got me anywhere
DUDE HE LITERALLY SLAPS YOU IN THE FACE WITH IT AND YOU STILL DONT GET IT HOLY FUCK.
you're legit low iq my man, have you ever read a book?
He isnt funny though, half the time he's just gross and stupid.
imagine hitting the gym in order to achieve this physique
do i have potential
you are basically saying that real 4channers like sam and varg and the peopel that dont are newfags and redditors. Trying to make your self in the exclusive cool counter culture. That is pretty funny. varg and sam has been hated on by Jow Forums since forever you dumb fuck you just exposed your self as a newfag
his jawline isnt even that bad. I want to seem him at sub 12% body fat since he certainly has a bit of muscle under all that fat.
yes because Jow Forums always comes to consensus
Wtf, Varg and Sam and both nu-Jow Forums shit started as ironic until retards started taking them seriously and the massive influx because of the election outnumbered the non-retards
10 more years of fun raids and OC, woohoo
how is he a framecel? Are you retarded
Sammy is about 1/8th as funny as Eric Andre
I bet yung Sam does not even have a 7 inch wrist. He still has tiny wrists, ankles and knees.
Charls is way funnier than Sam
But I just have been here for 4 years.
True. Murder Charles and bombstrap are GOAT
>super obvious way to making fun
Most parody/satire is. It's arguably more subtle and creative than anything SNL puts out on a consistent basis. The humor doesn't really lie concept but the presentation. It was pretty well pulled off imo.
I agree, to a point.
Charls is more consistently funny, when they're barely trying, when they're just shooting off the cuff and adlibbing.
Sam is a genius when he actually puts effort in, like that Paradigm Shift TEDX talk.
Sam is at least 2x funnier then Andre. Andre is kinda funny but completely one dimensional, just LOLRANDOM.
I'm just gonna go ahead and post this gem
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2011 for me.
>ishygddt was seven summers ago
What if someone told you 10 years ago that you'd be fired from work for not ever kissing a woman?
>we want the Adam Driver audience
does anyone have the video that the left pic is from? pretty sure that's not sam
Stupid newfag it is him he was a huge attention whore dancing on stage to russian music
fuck off kike no it's not it's from a classroom where he pretended to shoot a girl.
redpill and pua are opposites you dumb fuck. The sketch is taking the piss out of blue pilled pua types who get retarded kids to go to conventions and courses to be humiliated into serial rejection. I can't believe you needed this spelled out to you.
But there are a lot of these ugly wankers on the net who go on about "game" so it probably touches a nerve.
literally too low iq
>literally here from 2007
delete this.
been here almost every day since 2007. can't stand Sam Hyde or Varg.