Jow Forums approved substitute for cocaine and alcohol

its destroying my aesthetics frens. cant keep up usual workload.

what do? i tried benzos, they sweet but boring and no euphoria.

should i try opiates? which one? codeine, oxycodone or hydrocodone? can you fuck on them? how is the high compared to cocaine?

usually only get high when going to brotels with bros only couple days a month so im not junky tier frens.

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Get off the drugs and workout, you degenerate

Try a noose, cunt.

did you even read the op you no brained single cell parasite faggot?

Yes, user did read the OP. The Jow Forums approved substitute for those things is WORKING OUT.

So taking drugs at the brothels you degenerate.

i workout daily user. i just dont want to fuck whores sober.

is there any shit which is less taxing on the body but as enjoyable when done only couple times a month?

opiates? kratom? phenibut?

Jesus and good vibes

I got addicted to codeine for 3 years. By the time I kicked the habit I weighed 280 lbs.

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sip

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im good at this user. been using top tier cocaine for years and limit myself to max 4 nights a month without any cravings because i have shaped my mind. i also smoke cigs on these 4 nights without wanting one the next morning.

my only question is if its actually as enjoyable or am i gonna want to lay in bed like a zombie on opiates?

4/10

xanax is a decent replacement for alcohol
down a bar or two and follow up with a glass of vodka
you'll be fucked up for almost no calories

i tried ambien, valium and lorazepam

first one just puts me straight to sleep
valium just chills me abit, cant imagine it having such bigger effect with booze
lorazepam with booze spaced me the fuck out. i gambled thousands of dollars that night without wanting to. it felt like a dream.

is xanax different than said listed benzos?

Opiates are on a whole different tier of addictiveness. The addiction is like having a parasite take control of your brain.

NAC n acetylcysteine 2400 mg daily totally erased my cocaine and nicotine addiction.

I'm not even jocking i'm unironical

lorazepam would be the most similar imo, but xanax is a bit easier to control, you retain a bit more memories too

maybe i misstyped the op. to make it clear: i dont have a cocaine addiction. i have already stopped taking it because in combination with booze which is the only way of enjoying it got me working out less intense in the gym and i got fatter cause of booze calories overtime so fuck that shit.

im looking for something less taxing aesthetics wise and pills come in zero calories so im looking for fit advice before buying anything.

can you get physical withdrawal by taking them 3 times a month?

What? You can't enjoy cocaine without alcohol??
Sorry, but if cocaine doesn't get you high enough without also adding alcohol then probably nothing will. Maybe you should just stop frying your brain and try enjoying things like a functioning member of society

You won't handle opiates well. I did heroin for 8 years, trust me. Oxys/Roxy's/ etc is going to be the same sad song.

Try kratom, but be relentless with your dosing schedule.

nah, as long as you keep it weekend warrior u gucci

What guarantee do you have that you will limit your intake to 3 times a month?

No. It takes anywhere from two weeks to one month. I'm warning you, you'll never feel a better feeling. Don't travel down this road

pills are cheap as fuck and you can buy them legally in a pharmacy here. dont see how i could end up with herone user

>guarantee
there is none to anything in life user. but the fact i limited cigarettes and cocaine which are the most addicting substances next to it to 4 times a week got me confident.

a month*

also for opiates, should i try codeine/promethazine first or is that nigger rapper meme?

>im not junky tier
First, stop deluding yourself. You have a problem. And not actually a fitness one. Accept it.
Second, get help now.
In third, she seems to be a fine lady. Who is this pippy erector?

mira twitch

cocaine is nowhere near as addictive as opiates you fucking retard. Opiates are literally physically addictive. Once you're on them, you'll be sick when you're not taking them

i was on xanax for my depression/anxiety
3mg per day, got off relatively easy desu
just wean off them and take melatonin or something to help combat insomnia

stop doing drugs you fucking retard

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Crystal meth gives you better high than cocaine. Fucking noob lol

ditch the hard drugs and switch to weed/psychadelics

You are fucking addict likes others, these energy drinks are worse shit than alcohol or smoke,

>weed/psychadelics
This is shit compared to coke

ditch cocaine and do the stuff that can fuck you up for life and give you a psychosis

I was a cokehead for years. Fortunately I got out of it pretty much unscathed except for my bank account - but I'm way too scared to find out just how much potential scarring I have in my heart from it. This shit isn't harmless.

weed is the worst. cocaine is a soft drug compared to it for me. i get anxious, pessimistic, depressive 30 minutes after smoking. literally trapped in my own body and negative thoughts without a chance to escape. i feel like i get redpilled about nonsense on it but im just completely paranoid and out of my mind.

doesnt matter if sativa or indica. tried everything from amsterdam shop stuff to low thc street shit. never again.

>scarring
uwotm8? a bit of cardio and im gucci after quitting it with no permant issues right user?

Sounds awesome, i would smoke weed if i were you.

cocaine is good just stop drinking, i do coke and ecstasy, either one or the other, if you do not do it everyday you are goona be ok and you should not have a problem with workouts, just limit yourself like 2-3 times a month

>berating someone else
>pippy erector

Pick one

use Jack3d

dmaa is pleb tier. poverty speed.

>gucci
are you a shitskin op? if you’re white there’s no saving you. hopefully when you get older you’ll realize how stupid you were in your youth. how you talk unironically bothers me more than your drug addiction

obviously has never done cocaine after drinks.

Of course he is a fucking nigger.

i was memeing because i had it in my had with this nigger using it prior

no need to be upset

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Neck yourself fucking shill.

lol alright, best of luck then... maybe just cut back to 1/2 times a month instead of 4 then my man

MDMA. I use it occasionally and it's great, I have no side effects from it, except for not eating much the entire night/probably the next day. It's safe and a lot of fun. But you can't fuck on it.

No, better kill yourself mate. It's uneducated people like you who push the stigma, but probably get shitfaced on alcohol regularly.

Better do x, Whenever i do pure mdma i always take too much and cant fuck on it, one x pill and it will be fun but you will still be able to get your dick working

nah user. i look like an alien while on it. my eyes and jaw goes crazy the high is neat but its too wild. on cocaine its still decent and you in controll of things which is a must have for me. thats why i dislike weed so much, im not in control anymore. + as you said you cant fuck on it

Mushrooms brother. The compound mimics dopamine and gives you cinematographer visuals.

I use ecstasy pillies/MDMA/Amphetamine about once every 1 or 2 months.

I'm mid twenties, heavily work out 4-5 days a week, am at peak health, no roids, eat healthy and a lot, make 70k€, have a long term gf, also more materialistic bullshit I've earned by myself. Drugs actually had some positive effects on me - and also a better understanding why they can be bad for some people.

For me, it is not an issue at all. But drugs should still be regulated well; people with no perspective, a bad state or other mental issues can get in really big trouble.

Don't take it easy and you're fine.

Street shit tends to be high in THC, so you've probably only tried high THC. I can relate to your experience though. It usually only happens like that for me if I've been a slob and smoked regularly. If I smoke less often it's more enjoyable.

former opiate addict here
stay the fuck away from opiates
but I'm still on ze drugs
coffee and kratom everyday
everyone thinks it won't get them
don't spend years of your life
as a junkie

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water you fucking retard

DEGENERATE

stay with the beer.

beer is continuous blood.

a continuous lover.

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xanax isnt an opiate