You're in the gym and suddenly everyone has become hostile to you...

You're in the gym and suddenly everyone has become hostile to you. what do you use as an improvised weapon to fight your way out?

Attached: IMG_3863.jpg (480x307, 26K)

barbell with a spear tip attachment, obviously

Use top left on the gyms zip line while throwing pl8s at everyone

Kek

Rope attachments as nunchucks would be hilarious

Realistically a preloaded barbel as a sort of morningstar?

Use trap bar deadlift and spin on the spot

Attached: IMG_3865.jpg (243x208, 14K)

resistance bands + tiny weights and 360 slingshot my way outta there

Attached: 1518239521679.png (924x560, 48K)

Nice

>Throw 2.5kg and 5kg plates like ninja stars
>Use the rope for tricep extensions as a nunchuck
>manual dumbell warhammers

I’d rig the Concept two rowing machine up to two barbell axles with 20kg bumper plates for wheels and go at 200 slave rower speed right into anyone who is foolish enough to step infront.

use this user as a bayblade

reprogram our electronic resistance machines to fight for me

So this thing.

Attached: IMG_3867.jpg (384x384, 31K)

5-10kg plates as either blunt or throwing weapon
also, kettleballs like hammers
and no bars cuz 20kg is too heavy to handle

"Your Uber has arrived."

All of you guys are retarded
Use the sledge hammer that people use to hit the tires

>throw chalk in eyes
>use the little bars as javelins
>snag a pin out a machine for stabbing

>not dual wielding two EZ-bars

Throw 45s while shouting destructo disk

Chuck a pl8 at the window and book it.
Die from heart attack 80 feet later.
>fell for the cardio kills gains meme

I’ve always wondered how easy it would be to bean someone in the head with a 2.5 lb plate. I used to throw discus so I would be running around the gym collecting and hucking them

Also a smith machine is finally useful for decapitating traitots and prisoners

>grab 2 of those weird asian dyel guys
>swing them around, using their sharp knees and elbows to cut up anyone who stands in my way

I'd jump out of the window and run. No way I'm going to get mogged by 20 big guys and 5 gym thots

A smith machine
Since it's the most dangerous thing in my gym

>I’ve always wondered how easy it would be to bean someone in the head with a 2.5 lb plate

Attached: gym thot patrol.webm (400x400, 1.27M)

>20kg is too heavy to handle

>pour the gallon of milk and the eggs I brought on top of myself
>slip through my attackers' fingers like a buff eel

Ez curl bar , lightweight and small enough to use effectively at close and medium range

Attached: levelkeks.png (218x244, 71K)

Pocket whey

Attached: hqdefault.jpg (480x360, 12K)

dat second pl8 got me gud

No one here goes to crossfit gyms

Attached: 1525133486521.png (647x340, 293K)

Attached: weaponized fit.png (960x2918, 1010K)

>throw pocket whey
>your opponent immediately absorbs the whey gaining 10 more pounds of lean muscle mass

>trains in a crossfit gym
>calls people retarded

roll out in a tire

barbell tampon

Attached: images (1).jpg (225x225, 3K)

Attached: IMG_3776.jpg (369x399, 19K)

>Using their weapons against them
> typical Satan

My bear hands

> presenting ass to angry gym males an females (male)

The fact that you would say that automatically makes you the biggest pussy here

cover myself in half exercise balls al la pic related

Attached: latest[1].jpg (2047x1137, 294K)

Nice

>Turn on all of the treadmills and have the all in a circle facing outwards at max speed/inclined

>when chad tries to get me he will be pushed away again and again. Slowly he will lose all his gains because of my cardio forcefield

Attached: IMG_3885.jpg (384x384, 25K)

Use my manlet agility to duck and roll beneath the legs of all the powerlifters

I wish this was real

Underrated post