It's a staff meeting, and somebody actually said "everybody, just wait, it's waaayyyy too early to do this without coffee haha" we begin the meeting and ask her a quetion "Look, i haven't even finished my morning coffee yet, don't even talk to me until this cup is empty mmmk?" I picked up her half full mug of coffee and threw it against the wall, smashing the mug, then asked the question again
she cried as she answered it, and left after the meeting and now the fucking manager is calling me to a meeting tomorrow morning at 8AM before work
Why are normies literally all drug addicts but i'm the one who gets shamed for my """steroids""" like Creatine, Whey, and Test-E injections
This is bait? Your special snowflake narcissim doesnt justify acting like an animal in a professional environment. Learn to act like a human being and learn what is expected of you when you are paid to wagecuck and act like a good goy before you apply to a new job, assuming you are still employable, you impulsive nigger
Zachary Brooks
are you kidding?
Jason Scott
cuphead final boss
Jason Wilson
shhhhhhhhhhhhh
Jacob Carter
good, coffee's for low-t degenerates anyways. proud of you OP, next time, pour it on that dumb ROASTIES fucking head! that will show her; maybe then, will she get a good 8 hours of sleep per night instead of swiping for chads on fucking TINDER. homestly man, now that i think of it, just fucking smash the mug on her head, and beat this shit out of her. She'll never need coffee if she sleeps forever. anyways good post OP i hope its real LOL
Kayden Harris
This would be me in that moment. Gotta learn to not care. The ones who care the least always get promoted anyway. Bet shes your manager in a couple months.
Please be true holy shit this is based. Probably just mad bait but if this happened you are an absolute champion
Julian Thomas
>8am meeting Hope you keep him waiting as you drink your coffee in there.
Austin Allen
kek
Logan Anderson
this fucking frog's smug expression is so fucking hilarious for some reason
Lucas James
Based bean buster
Angel Peterson
Big if true
Aiden Perez
t. low test coffee drinker
Joshua Diaz
boy, this escalated fast from creatine and whey to fucking TEST-E
Levi Gonzalez
teste injections? gay
Evan Sanders
>these memes just got me fired >I picked up her half full mug of coffee and threw it against the wall, smashing the mug yeah user, it was defo the memes
Blake Cox
some old tv meme that is now dead
Blake Ortiz
>be empowered woman at work >co-workers at the office are excited it's friday >go to a staff meeting where almost everyone is drinking coffee >i say "everybody, just wait, it's waaayyy too early to do this without coffee haha" >the room allah ackbars into laughter >except for steve >he's in a different department and everyone knows he has anger management issues from the steroids he has to take for his low-testosterone >steve turns to me and hisses with a lisp "Do you have the fucking TPSth reportsth ready yet, Femanon? You know today'sth the deadline, RIGHT?" >i jokingly tell him "Look, i haven't even finished my moring coffee yet, don't even talk to me until this cup is empty mmmk?" >meeting shifts into maximum lauginggirls.png >except for steve >he shoots up from out of his seat and power walks over to me before slipping and falling on my coffee mug >it slams against the wall breaking it and somehow splatters coffee mostly on himself >the meeting's sides have left the galaxy at this point >"FEMANON YOU WERE SUTHPPOSTHED TO HAVE THE FUCKING TPSTH REPORTSTH BY TODAY! WHY AREN'T THEY FUCKING READY?!" >suddenly hear a knock on the room door >"Hey I just got back from the gym and heard all the commotion going on, everything okay?" >it's my boyfriend Chad >steve whips his head around to face Chad >"FUCK YOU CHAD! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT! GET OUT OF MY STTHAFF MEETING! REEEEEEEE" >Chad smirks and says "Wow, looks like someone hasn't had their coffee this morning..." >RIP everyone's sides >"YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD CHAD!" >steve lunges at Chad, but Chad is an undefeated semi-retired professional MMA fighter >1 second later steve is dropped with one punch and is out cold on the floor for the rest of the meeting >later, everybody at the office knew when steve woke up because we heard a loud high pitched shrill >apparently his manager had left a note for steve informing him of a """"meeting"""" with steve the following morning at 8AM before work
Sorry, i can't hear you, my mug is still half empty, sweatie.
Hudson Bennett
and we hate you, especially before we have our morning cup
Michael Edwards
Aweful algorithm
James Clark
>he has a morning cuppa >he doesn't continually refill his cuppa throughout the entire day every time it gets to half-full Go ahead and try to speak to me, nomugs.
